system of a clown: class trip

"evil alter" is such a reductive and harmful mindset. all of us are evil

system of a clown

excited for the new death note spinoff Fionna and Keikaku

forget being isekaied i want to have a new game+ button at the end of my life so i can go back and stand up to my kindergarten teacher

of course i have baggage what else would this dump truck be for

doodle based on something that happened to me today

the way your mum got me shooting my silk til i sing

COTTON CANDY ALERT: This mobile push notification is to alert the public that there is a transgender person within 10 miles of your firearm cabinet. You have been warned.

“I miss her,” I say quietly, suffering from the infinitely long and painful drought of love five minutes after my leaving the house

personally i am all for the “alpha males don’t wipe” type of thing because it makes them easier to identify and stay away from

so anyway your girl got my legs shaking so hard i hit the yoinky sploinky

i insincerely apologize for whatever i post in the next 24 hours. i was not in a good place, and i have chosen not to leave said place. this will happen again

it’s finally lust month everyone

fish condition

L-E-T-S-A-G-O Hey, it’s-a me, Mario

DUDE IT’S LITERALLY 1 JULY

welcome to lgbtqia+ Wrath Month. prepare to be gay’d.

Papyrus Knight Theory

rest in peace harambe… it only takes one man to defeat a gorilla 😔

help. everything i touch turns to rizz

hello, ai artists? i feel like we got off on the wrong foot. if you don’t mind, i’d like that bot of yours to generate me a sandwich. A PHYSICAL ONE!

discord users! i have a fun plan. since image ripping is almost definitely not limited to just these bots, i will be poisoning literally EVERY image i send. not just art, all of it, just for kicks. you should too! sounds fun

we always hear about canned “goods” and never about canned bads. the radical left has too much control over our media

the nice thing about having a tiny follower base is you can post shit like “imagine spy tf2 relaxing post-coitus with the final wish bucket from expiration date” and it doesn’t explode

americans: if you have conservative parents, the perfect mother’s day or father’s day gift is now here! introducing the Dozen Eggs

balatro players when their girlfriend asks to trib and it isn’t x2 multi for each king or queen

new tech: pretending my depressing childhood flashback is a family guy cutaway gag >makes light of rough memories >helps to cope with trauma >peter griffin is there

my dad talking to the corgi after the mail carrier leaves

i don’t understand why i keep getting ads for adult sites. i went on quickbooks ONCE dude

lesbian chiropractor: “i can fix her”

just dmed someone [per request] duke fishron with boobs and the silence is deafening

alomomola.ogg #pokemon

patience, my child. lego death star wasn’t built in a day.

i put the “hot” in hot mess

he got hidden talent fire emoji hundred emoji sunglasses emoji keep it hidden skull emoji skull emoji skull emoji

Decided that since people wouldn’t stop gushing about Persona 3 Reload, I’d watch a speedrun to get a run-down on the story. Now that I know it’s about working two jobs so that you can buy video games, I see the way people relate to its themes

Yes, my stuffed peppers are delicious. No, you don’t need to praise me. Yes, I experience an unexplainable and immense emotional warmth from said praise, as if it fills a void within me. No, it’s normal, I swear. Don’t look into this for a deeper meaning. Look, this isn’t a dinnertime conversation—

Epic Rap Battles of History of my brain vs halo 3 gangsta rap

am i allowed to say “cisgender” on this site or do i need to reclaim it

zonked out of his mind

call me a veterinarian the way bitches just won’t stop biting me

me after violating the geneva conventions [kafkaesque made-up nothing]

Be skibidi to one another. Go give a hug tuah friend in need, and let them know you love them so much, no cap. Rizzling the opps can wait until you have based allies.