will suck and fuck for a Floette-Eternal

im genuinely impressed that Pokémon Champions managed to be worse than i expected

wanna be a barkeep just to name drinks like doujin writers do

i just saw jackie complete the development of the sclash driver

just saw jackie have a karkalicious 2009

just saw jackie accidentally get a tulpa in the line at subway

i just saw jackie let her wife buy the marathon battle pass

i just saw jackie steal the fuzzy lifting drinks

i just saw jackie torrent without noscript

i just saw jackie be the greenest person ever. what is her green

i just saw jackie refusing to apologize for putting swiss on the totino's party pizza

i just saw jackie put swiss on the totino's party pizza.

i just saw jackie she's awesome

i just saw jackie enjoying herself

i just saw jackie living a happy life

we need more bad writing in the world and im not kidding no this isn't about the diary of a wimpy kid fanfiction scene not entirely anyway

transfem slenderman system be like collect my paiges

indie players will be like "the only game i play is your mom" and then send you an itch dot io link to a unity platformer of the same name in complete seriousness

DLSS 5 Off / DLSS 5 On

getting everyone in the system together for a family photo in novelty t shirts that say "my trauma has pronouns"

[watching the he-man christmas special, horde prime about to shoot skeletor] my dad: he's got a giant laser aimed at his penis [excruciatingly long pause] or is it. his boaner

I Scared Off a Weeb Boy In The Manga Section of a Barnes & Noble! and i'm realizing yea that just sounds like the title of a light novel

For readers who are about to lose care, I have been told that the Trans Youth Emergency Project is helping the families of trans youth contingency plan to access that care. www.transyouthemergencyproject.org

[walks up to girl at bar] hey. wanna frick

holy FUCK man

rin with the happy meal what horrors will she face

posting this incomplete design practice while red isn't here. it can't stop me

system of a clown: petty theft

system of a clown: class trip

"evil alter" is such a reductive and harmful mindset. all of us are evil

system of a clown

excited for the new death note spinoff Fionna and Keikaku

forget being isekaied i want to have a new game+ button at the end of my life so i can go back and stand up to my kindergarten teacher

of course i have baggage what else would this dump truck be for

doodle based on something that happened to me today

the way your mum got me shooting my silk til i sing

COTTON CANDY ALERT: This mobile push notification is to alert the public that there is a transgender person within 10 miles of your firearm cabinet. You have been warned.

“I miss her,” I say quietly, suffering from the infinitely long and painful drought of love five minutes after my leaving the house

personally i am all for the “alpha males don’t wipe” type of thing because it makes them easier to identify and stay away from

so anyway your girl got my legs shaking so hard i hit the yoinky sploinky

i insincerely apologize for whatever i post in the next 24 hours. i was not in a good place, and i have chosen not to leave said place. this will happen again

it’s finally lust month everyone

fish condition

L-E-T-S-A-G-O Hey, it’s-a me, Mario

DUDE IT’S LITERALLY 1 JULY

welcome to lgbtqia+ Wrath Month. prepare to be gay’d.

Papyrus Knight Theory

rest in peace harambe… it only takes one man to defeat a gorilla 😔

help. everything i touch turns to rizz

hello, ai artists? i feel like we got off on the wrong foot. if you don’t mind, i’d like that bot of yours to generate me a sandwich. A PHYSICAL ONE!