my knowledge of every actor is based on if they were or weren't in King of the Hill

just saw a picture of pound cake that looked like grilled cheese and now im sad cuz I cant eat grilled cheese

throat sickness so bad im fantasizing about eating food that isn't ice cream or soup

drawing program for ppl that shit alot call that ibs paint

it just hit me I've been confusing tiger woods and tiger king all day

sex toy display called Ho and Tell

launching my own brand of cigarettes called hibbarettes

currently sitting in a snow storm during spring and we still got ppl who don't believe in climate change

hey

trauma is funny sometimes cause what do you mean I'm scared of John Krasinski cause he KINDA looks like an abusive person in my life

"Mario read Odysseus while on the Mario Odyssey. Why can't you read your bible?"-Church sign i saw in a dream seconds before waking up

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have a full time job and can only drink 2 nights out of the week now

I got party wiped by a oddish

Playing through the Pokémon Unbound romhack and wanted to post stuff about it here. Here's my team so far :3

A big pile of babies

Fraud is Ultrakilling me rn

the ass you kick not the ass you poop

My dog Rush suffers from pancreatitis, he had a flare up today where they told me they have a 95% curative injection, it is of course expensive So, I'm going to open 5 commission slots at $200 a piece which I know is a lot but I figure its for my dog and I never do comms (🧵1/2)

me and wife as pokemon trainers :3 (based off farigiraf and fuecoco) @hibathan.bsky.social

got drunk off 2 beers and ate cook out cheese bites like they were senzu beans

that rat bastard

asked for a rum and coke and I KNOW these bastards gave me a rum and pepsi

papa john more like uh I cant think of anything funny -addy

discord server…. make sure to read rules and introduce urself in the lobby! 🫡 discord.gg/bG69Wwyg3

me most stressed out I've ever been: I must run this game stop in a way that would make hank hill proud

convinced those fuckers to order 30 more wings

"play psychopomp" - Apathy

drunk in the buffalo wild wings trying to convince these fuckers to order 30 more wings "30 more wings 30 more wings 30 more wings" - Apathy

drunk in the buffalo wild wings trying to convince these fuckers to order 30 more wings

cant sleeeep. want wendysss

the deadly six feel like they were trying to give them a seven deadly sins gimmick but gave up half way through

hazbin hotel is so good if you just pretend its an album

this is true I was there and it scared me

killer combo of the night

will you be her valentine? 💗

SHADOW x CINDER Happy Valentines Day!! ♥️💛🖤

how it feels getting up at the incredibly early time of 10:30 to go to work

eating large amounts of buttered pasta

I was discussing Poker Night 3 characters with friends in a call and this became my dream cast for a hypothetical third game

Borderlands 3 Ultimate Edition (Switch) is $10 on Amazon buff.ly/PWjMgeh #ad

i'm doing my part

BRO JUST HAAAD TO HAVE THE LAST WORD HUH. DAMN FISH.

guy who really likes dateline and is disappointed when it's actually a 14 year old and not Chris Hansen

I'm scared for whisper to get a voice because I've had a headcanon of her voice in my head for years and it won't be the one I'm imagining

Last chances again to get Humble Game Bundles: Great on Handheld ($12) buff.ly/05iw9gG Vibrant Visual Novels ($12) buff.ly/Y7JU1wD Playful Platformers ($10) buff.ly/HxMDURA #ad

discovering a new critter every day hi splinter the paca 💕