soft launching on new years

top ass of the year goes to Ilya Rozanov bottom ass of the year goes to Shane Hollander

it says here federal law- Well, Frugal Law says you don’t need 600 billion dollars so jot that down

favorite thing about living in the north so far is texting the group chat about cold weather behaviors like it’s some sort of breaking news

all the court jesters are jesting m'lord, what do you say to them

situationship so good I hate his guts

(Canonically) Joe is serving trade. Thus Trader Joe’s.

blue jeans aren't for me, sorry to the denim industry for not being one of the marketing demos

THE COTTAGE

thanks to new heat technology, we can now warm the inside of a microwave food object without touching any buttons

sorry, the voice in my head said I can’t do a voice reveal because they don’t sound the same as my speaking voice :(

self destructive treat

oh that? that’s my emotional support snow plow

heart for a treat

I know a couch at a party hates to see me coming

No it’s okay, I’m just really quiet right now for no reason.

If I had a nickel for every sunset on a beach scene I had to endure and cry over, I’d have two nickels. thank you heated rivalry and rogue one

Scott Hunter really said I’m getting that trophy, I’m getting my man, and I’m getting that sunshine

I need a #hollanov alternate universe where one of them is a spy and the other is an investigator trying to crack the case on who the spy is and this leads to them falling in love cause they keep meeting at events in these fancy settings

pro tips instills that there’s pro shafts

turning into yearnatron3000 or something like that

31 today, so I guess I should post something worthwhile for once. 🎂

recently purchased list and it’s just a bunch of redacted

24° outside? thermal time 🫡

it’s been cold this week

y’all mind if I just..

girl at the checkout counter tonight asked me how I was and I joked and said cold wearing a full coat when its 12° out and she just looked at me like I said nothing so I added context that I’m not from around here and somehow that didn’t help the joke so guess I can’t shop there anymore :/

thinking about how a friend laughed the first time we met and it was so genuine and infectious

wow. genetic.

more people's weapon of choice and battle class should be stated somewhere in the UI display

someone please remove the covid from my body somehow and eject into the sun

Knocked this out tonight two days before the new season starts :) #Destiny2

gay hockey show? What’s next, a gay fencing show? Then a gay rodeo show? Gay surfing show, gay golfing show, gay MMA show, gay sailing show, gay scuba diving show, gay rock climbing show, gay biking show, gay skiing show, gay blacksmithing show, sure let’s green lit all of these and see what sticks

Madame Morrible MM, flip it around… Wicked Witch!

reject the notion that you can’t have sex scenes in media, the audience it’s intended for WILL find it, instead ask yourself if you’ve just been fed bad food your entire life and can’t see how it could be better

Bruce Wayne. Flip it around. 🔄 Batman

(yearning for love) watchlist: Challengers Heartstopper Heated Rivalry Sense8 God’s Own Country

I can bake family recipes every once in awhile 😌

thankful to have made changes in my life and no longer regret sticking around.

Wicked: For Good was a movie.

the universe really cracked the code with red heads

the way my arms will look better after I get ink

the way the group chat never fails to give accurate assessments

almost Friday

cutting your alt off just to spite your main

anyone who can act on screen with puppets has a real talent, because I would lose composure at a certain point and have to leave the scene before coming back and telling myself I could read my lines

eventually someone will get the hints, maybe

it’s kind of fun throwing bread crumbs for birds, like yes my new friends flock to me 🐦

the existence of the state of Maine confirms existence of the state of Alte