Me: “Time for season 2 of The Pitt.” In no time at all;

Me: “Time for season 2 of The Pitt.” In no time at all;

I’ve always liked sampling. I adore Millennials taking up sample identification. But I cannot tell you how ecstatic I am to find The Kids Today have started covering - with new samples - old songs made with samples. youtu.be/wlQCJhVL0iA?...

Tiny human loves to explain, in a slow, clear voice, all things Gen-not-X to his unhip mother and I. Today it was about the game of Assassin. He wanted to know why I wasn’t asking questions or paying rapt attention. I smugly brought him to my office library and pulled out my copy of;

Bank App: “You’re spending is way up this month.” Me:

I realize the instructions say to dissolve in hot water, but sometimes you gotta pour the Neo Citron straight into your mouth and chase it with a big glass of water

Ghosts of Christmas Past Busters #MakeABlockbusterAHolidayMovie

Does Whole Foods want us to fuck Santa?

Sometimes I write more and extra info into my photo alt texts. Because screw you, that’s why! Not everything is about you!

Of all the things I have myself fixed on my vehicle, the disintegrating fob case was not one I expected. But here we are. (pats self on back)

If you like the Slow Horses series on AppleTV, I recommend you jump on Down Cemetery Road while you wait for series six. The Zoë Boehm books were Mick Herron’s as well.

Watching Playdate on Amazon when suddenly… SURPRISE @hirokanagawatv.bsky.social!

So, The Roku Channel turns out to be THE place for Halloween fare. So much old horror and sci-fi, ad-based. Scream Blackula Scream, Monster Squad (not the one you’re thinking), a lot of recent stuff, and so much more. #HappyHalloween

So, The Roku Channel turns out to be THE place for Halloween fare. So much old horror and sci-fi, ad-based. Scream Blackula Scream, Monster Squad (not the one you’re thinking), a lot of recent stuff, and so much more. #HappyHalloween

Me: “I refuse to close my mind as I grow old. I will strive to experience and appreciate whatever future generations create.” Future Generations: “Name Name Poop Songs.” Me: (thru a rictus smile) “Interesting! How creative!”

Legal council, for the Republican youth leadership having their cartoonishly racist group messages aired out today, has the last name Maligno, an Italian surname that means - you guessed it - malicious / evil. Whoever created this simulation we’re living in, you hired a terrible narrative designer.

Move over, Edvard Munch. A unique museum reopening in Metro Vancouver this week is filled with real screams! dailyhive.com/vancouver/ma...

Waffle makers must bug the shit out of fastidious people. Three waffles - exact same amount of batter each time - three wildly different results.

GUYS! GUYS! SHUT UP! GUYS! TUBI HAS DR. JEKYLL & SISTER HYDE!

I discovered The Greatest American Hero is on Tubi. Then I had an epiphany while watching it.

Ghostbusters 2 Fast 2 Furious

I discovered Indian Coke today and as good as Mexican Coke is, this is just a bit better.

Today I learned how to disassemble and clean hair clippers. Under duress. Unrelated, I currently look like Travis Bickle on a bad hair day.

RIP to one of the most important, but least known names in Hip-Hop. youtu.be/7nFCOYP1Tow?...

(at the store) Me: “I would like something to go with my tea. Something simple and sophisticated, like shortbread or Biscoff biscuits.” (ten minutes later…) Me:

I believe all that’s left is… (checks notes) …watering the crops with Prime.

RIP to one of the most important, but least known names in Hip-Hop. youtu.be/7nFCOYP1Tow?...

I believe all that’s left is… (checks notes) …watering the crops with Prime.

(at the store) Me: “I would like something to go with my tea. Something simple and sophisticated, like shortbread or Biscoff biscuits.” (ten minutes later…) Me:

#TOMORROW! Come watch the greatest movie of all time with us during the #Indianapolis Alamo Drafthouse's #GHOSTBUSTERS MOVIE PARTY! The fun starts at 6:45 PM! Tickets are only $7! Come dressed as a Ghostbuster and get free popcorn! Tickets can be purchased here: drafthouse.com/indianapolis...

Me: “That teacher on Abbott Elementary looks a lot like that kid on Everybody Hates Chris. I wonder if they’re related.” (googles) Me:

Me: “How have you categorized The X Files on your streaming platform?” Disney: “Buddy / Police Drama.” Me: “…” Disney: “I know. Nailed it, right?”

Just make a one-off medal, call it The Noble Prize, give it to him, he’ll never notice, he’ll be thrilled, we can all get back to important matters.

No, YOU smell like wax toilet seal! Hang on… …no, you’re right, that’s me.

YouTube is overflowing in AI schadenfreude content. Blech!

I woke up screaming “Neue Reichskanzlei!” this morning. Which is weird, as I don’t speak German.

I woke up screaming “Neue Reichskanzlei!” this morning. Which is weird, as I don’t speak German.

Phoebe and Sammy venture off on their own to track down Captain Kidd in issue #3 of Ghostbusters: Dead Man's Chest, new today in comic shops! Details: bit.ly/3J3Jpuk By @davidbooher.bsky.social, @avivor.bsky.social, more. With covers from @barbarianlord.bsky.social, @johnyurcaba4.bsky.social

I can tick that one off the AI bingo card; YouTube short of a movie, but instead of a common AI voice giving a third-person synopsis, the clip uses a deepfake voice of the movie’s protagonist. A twofer, as I figured video game Let’s Plays would lead to various TL;DR content. Comics, movies, etc.

I kept watching. They did more stupid things.

Me: “I’m going to try The 3 Body Problem series again.” (one episode later) Me: “Well, that was stupid.” (wait six months, then repeat)

Ghostbusting, before proton packs, was on a whole other level.

TIL I am so old, toilet float valves have gone up a tech level in my lifetime. The principles of the overall flush mechanism are the same, but the gadgets in the water tank got a major glow-up. And I’m mad about it.