Nothing will be funnier than looking at videos of children housing candy and opening extravagant gifts captioned with “He is risen” or “The tomb is empty”. #HappyEaster

I asked my husband if he liked my new sunglasses; “You look like that killer that had the Netflix special” “Ted Bundy?” “Nope” “The one that ate people?” “Yep” “Jeffrey Dahmer?” “Bingo” “Perfect” 😎

Casually sobbing over Lady Sybil on a Sunday night

Restarting Downton was the best decision of my life 🫶

We ushered in Valentine’s Day with surgery and stomach flu. We still managed to spoil our kids, eat all the carbs, and drink overpriced bubbles. 18 down, forever to go.

We’re fucking locked in. #WinterOlympics2026

This photo will forever define Pam Bondi.

The most satisfying murder of my life. I don’t even care how this ends I’m so happy that toxic human is back scrambling for loose change. #TraitorsUS

Democrats Shut the government down.

Another person dead. More chaos. More tragedy. Enough Abolish ICE

Ice is openly executing people

The algorithm recognized my weakness with a child turning another year older and has proceeded to waterboard me. 😭

Fuck ICE

On my second book of the day. Life is good.

Snow day on Dilloway. 8:30 am and my kids are already on the way to the park with friends to play ♥️

My friends are babes 🫶

Is Debra Messing okay?

Is there any better feeling than drafting your out of office response?

Midland Ring alerts remain top tier

Folks — this is not a normal government shutdown. Let me explain the stakes and how we got here.

I love the sound of turning pages coming from upstairs at night 🫶

If you think Tylenol is bad for children, wait until you find out about guns.

One of those mornings where I forgot to put the mug under the Kuerig. But man, that second cup tasted like it was sent straight from the Gods.

Me for the foreseeable future

Whew,I did not miss the hyper fixation of the Lions clogging up my social media feed

1 year on Dilloway ♥️♥️♥️

Lit a pumpkin cream candle and busted out the taupe nail polish, I’m ready 🧡

The woman realized she was not alone. She was on her own. Perfect ❤️ #AndJustLikeThat

The real ones get it #AndJustLikeThat

My heart #AndJustLikeThat

Dreading going back to work tomorrow, but this weekend was worth it ❤️ @megvitale.bsky.social 🎂 @donnywinter.bsky.social @vitalea.bsky.social @jamievllr.bsky.social @jordantpoland.bsky.social

Wishing the happiest birthday to one of my favorite people! @megvitale.bsky.social ❤️🎂

I want the confidence of an Uber driver singing the entire duration of a drive. ✌️

TC bound ♥️

7 hours until freedom

My God Today!!! That ending. I am screaming #TheGildedAge From too much salt in a soup to THAT!

Countdown is on: 1 week until I’m sipping wine in my favorite city with people I love. TC we’re coming for you ♥️ @vitalea.bsky.social @brittonclarke.bsky.social @donnywinter.bsky.social @jamievllr.bsky.social @jordantpoland.bsky.social

Neopia needed us back

Who knew a bachelor party would lead to a Neopets renaissance. @brittonclarke.bsky.social

Laying in bed and I asked my husband which book I should start next. “This one’s about cannibalism, & this one has vampires” “Neither”

Book 2 for Saturday ♥️📚

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It’s official, in my mid thirties I have ZERO tolerance for poor communication skills. It’s not quirky or cute baby it’s giving disrespectful.