Its time for a little bit of weed and Im cracking open the raspberry cookies n cream icecream stash

WEH!!!! LOOK AT THIS!!! LOOK AT MY BOY!!! LOOK AT THE ROO!!!!

The desk chair I’ve had for 8+ years, that’s been with me through 9 moves, all of college, a global pandemic, my first real job, job search, and current job.

Not even this blizzard can stand between me and my little snacks

Thank you all (except cronch - you know what you did) the soup manifested and was delicious and restorative

Oomfs its so cold and Im hungry please use your collective will to summon me a soup

be naughty and get delicious thai food or do my dishes and make dinner at home like a good boy 🤔

Quick and sloppy colour reupload!

Any Virginia oomfs? I am near you 👀

10 likes and I'll commission maid dress art

Ok ok, we're cooking. Perhaps will have to make v2 so the lad looks less manic running down the screen there

Fully horny with my automated deployment workflow for changes to my website

Attic jam smokesesh shitpost and there were power tools too

Green monster and banana for brunch today 🙂‍↕️

Tried a new recipe! Braised pork n cabbage, very happy with how it turned out :)

Some day’s I miss the feeling of failing the fuck outta an exam with the boys and immediately walking outside to light up a cigarette and pout

Up late sketching men ;3

Oooh I got good foods for this week. Especially excited about a pork n cabbage thing Im gunna craft

be a witness to my rotation

Im making stew and cookin my homemade bread and my apartment smells magical and and im cozy inside smelling my soup and mixing my colors watching it blizzard

Return to my water colors era!!!

Aquired a pint of my favorite black raspberry cookies and cream ice cream. Wont last long 🤤

We’re so back, we’re marinating our meat out here. 6hrs, 6hr marinating! Almost all day if you think about it! Ill make the rice for you this time oomf

Its snowwwiiinnggg!!! So whimsical right outside my window 🥹

decided to animate the remainder bit! The pug's name is Guns, so I'm thinking of naming the lifeguard dog Roses.

Im eating a box of cookies nakey in bed at 3am

Bored at work, horny after gym, perhaps time to write gay exhibitionist service-top power fantasy smut 🤔

Time for a lil sammich and banana time

This raccoon is going to the gym!

Good lord this liquid iv is like drinking cum

Autocorrect so dangerous when drunk Happy new year all ❤️

Back home, repressed, yearning for handsome hairy men 😖

Im the same color as my kitchen 🥹

Do yall ever wonder if the amazon dildo ™️ is actually just casting of Jeff Bezo’s cock?

Older drawing I did of a gay dog

Twink grocery store is the fukin goat

Someday bluesky will let me edit my posts so everyone wont have to see my thpos

horny once again .. what to do 😔

I wish my socks had a zipper or velcro on the side so I didn’t have to wiggle into the tube 😔

Oomf has beautiful strawberry field across the pond 🥺

Pumpkin pie for breakfast 🤤

Almost got all the fixins for Thanksgiving dinner!!! We got the potatoes, the bourbon sweet potatoes, the turkey, the green bean casserole, the cranberry sauce, the gravy, the pie, the cheeseball, the wine, and last but not least wonder bread for after dinner sammy 🙂‍↕️

I got the cutest butterfly shirt at the thrift shop!!

Yall I got my first bf6 battle royal win and I think im gunna be chasing that dragon forever

It’s play spooky noises in the apartment to ward off the neighbors hours

I wanna try to make a miso cod thing

The hot guy at the egg sammy shop has me flustered every time 😖

I think I need a nap yall

What did oomfs dress up as for Halloween?? I was the ice king :)

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