work was chill and then everything blew up and people were expecting me to know how to do something i haven't done before. boy i die

i think my next tattoo will finally be angel devils sword on the side of my ribcage

its truly dicking around at work day

i know its not something that everyone does but every time i sneeze and no one says bless you my immediate reaction is oh. so u hate me? so u hate me and want me dead and want my soul to escape my body

forgot we have to get our vacation hours to 0 before the year ends so i had to use my remaining 2.25 hours to leave early next friday 😭 not complaining but its funny to have my senior manager be like hey u need to take time off

anyway my quest to collect every black cat continues successfully

my anxiety is so bad rn ahuu ahuu

would u guys still love me if i said i was laying in bed gripping my head over mafia love triangle bl manhwa

almost fell backwards over the ledge of my bathtub ama

urghhhhh working a new job kinda sucks when ur used to knowing basically everything and then getting thrust back into knowing nothing and taking forever to do things

feeling like evil shadow skull

when a character gets super possessive in a fic GODDD NEED THATTTT #NEEDTHAT

a big ball of mozzarella could fix me i think

couldn't fall asleep and then i kept waking up in the middle of the night. sorry if im in a bad mood

idk why it feels particularly humiliating (to myself, not generally this only applies to me) to admit i do in fact crave romantic love and affection

u could never make me listen to joji i'm gonna be so fr

leaving the office when its dark out does make me wanna blow my brains out but at least the city is pretty at night

walked past someones desk at work and they were blasting an edm remix of that "why you gotta be so rude" song

choosing not to believe that birthday ranking chart simply because mine is near the end 🧘🏻‍♀️🧘🏻‍♀️🧘🏻‍♀️🧘🏻‍♀️ idgaf actually 🧘🏻‍♀️🧘🏻‍♀️🧘🏻‍♀️🧘🏻‍♀️🧘🏻‍♀️

i keep having dreams where someone (or a group of people) is trying to murder me helloooooo

being a lesbian fujoshi is hard work but it pays off

i have the worlds worst auditory hallucinations (my name being called) and its usually my mothers voice so its. extra disorienting

one thing abt dyeing your hair darker than it is naturally is that when it grows out you will kinda look like you're balding

i will never stop doing my eyeliner like this the alt girlies knew what they were doing. also i was covering my nostrils with my finger don't look

my nose is stuffy. i cannot be getting sick rn KMSSSSS

i still have to buy my plane tickets for february ough ow owie. AND HOTEL. EXTRA OWIE

sometimes i look in the mirror and im like damn maybe i am hot

thanks costar

depression is really kicking my ass today i feel worthless sorry if i'm mia

there is nothing i hate more than being touched freely by people i am not close to </3

this is so sick and twisted i woulda dced out of embarrassment

just saw akiangel yuri i need to be put. down

NEW DRESS YIPPEE it's the same style as my green + pink one but in a colorway i like more :3c

gripping my head.... gay sex

ermmmm im goknba

i actually am quite embarrassed that i was late to my fucking PROMOTION ANNOUNCEMENT MEETING but its okay i can just. curl up into myself and die

okay but thats the sexy part ...?

this is still peak humour to me

in other news i want to make a middle aged man oc..,

it may seem small but my mothers reaction to frankenstein was another reminder that she will never ever empathize with me and will always view what she has done to me as a "necessary evil". she laughed at me for crying for the creature and said "this is just how life is". of course it is to you

reading romance as a hopeless romantic feels like purposefully causing urself mental turmoil but i can't stop... the demons... they need it

seeking a partner by toning down your eccentricities to become more palatable is a coward's approach. you must make yourself worse & stranger to drive away the weak, the romantic version of bequeathing your haunted mansion to whoever dares spend a night within its walls.

the curse of wanting to be more likeable but also wanting to be free of feeling like i need to be. i'm fine btw i'm just Having Thoughts

every day i wake up with a headache

just remembered this post and started crying laughing. don't ask me why twitter is in arabic i don't know

would any of u be surprised if i told u i used to be a scene kid

we need smaller dicks in xiv. lets go average penis

talking to beck abt how i was the first one in my hs friend group to come out and that prompted like 80% of the group to start experimenting on me I WAS A VICTIMMMM

every single mirror in my house is dirty apparently but. look at my bag charm