Resign, suspend, expel

Not ChatGPT

A quick reminder... Orwell feared we would kneel because we were afraid. Huxley feared we would kneel because it felt good. In Orwell’s world, obedience is compulsory. In Huxley’s, it is aspirational. #HuxleyNotOrwell #BraveNewWorld

... And Nige would take 5 million more... youtu.be/z5A0qpWUrfg

JFC the number of people posting about voting today to change government related policy is astounding. Mostly Reform and Greens. It's LOCAL elections. And tomorrow nothing of substance will change.

Slightly diminish a film Ferris Bueller's Half-Day off

Nail. Head. Hit it.

It's corruption and greed that motivates Farage. Small boats, immigration, racism and the rest are a sideshow. ALWAYS follow the money.

I believe them.

Fact!

Make Arithmetic Garbage Again

Trump has even fucked up fucking!!!

War! What is it good for? Absolutely inflation.

voice to text is amazing but I long for the day when it can work out where to put a full stop or a comma in text I use it all the time however you just end up with one horrible long sentence that you have to go back and edit that's infuriating Without punctuation it's unreadable

Sitting in a Italian cafe in the Alps, there's a young child screaming her head off. Normally that would be annoying but she screaming like the woman at the end of the Great gig in the sky by pink Floyd. Surprisingly comforting!

Ain't that the truth!

Yes I know it's the new tax year. Yes I know I can top up my ISA. I know because you sent me a 1000 email last week telling me to top up my ISA before the end of the tax year. #AnyoneVaguelyFinancial

TRUMP YOU'RE FIRED!

American's - Congress, the army anyone with the pitchfork - needs to sort this mother out before he goes nuclear.

Spurs's last post on Bluesky is now two managers out of date

How do I purge my timeline of Matt Goodwin!!! He and his irrelevant AI book are a vacuous waste of time and energy. Be gone!!!

Confirmed

Pavlov’s Smartphone Advert appears → hand reaches for phone before brain approves. We laugh at the dog, but the dog didn’t even own the bell.

To those reposting this untrue 'outrage', ask yourself: Why do I want this to be true? And then ask: why does someone like GB News want me to think it's true? Your mind will expand if you can answer this.

The only reliable thing about trump is he is guaranteed to stab the faithful in the back. (Or preferably in the eyeball)

4 hours and 17 minutes into Chris Mason's piece on 10 o'clock news and he still hadn't mentioned the woman who won!!!

Digital ID in sheeps clothing

Man of the people. Just not people like us.

Wearing a light tan suit was a choice. Eating chocolate was a mistake

It's darkest before dawn. And American is only just passing midnight.

Just been to the Resistance Museum in Amsterdam. The parallels to America now and in the coming years are terrifying. We are truly a stupid species.

If Democrats haven't announced their proposal for the Donald Trump No Guns in Public bill by the end of the day, they're missing an easy shot

Arguably more significant than defections, internal party politics and the Beckhams… In 2024 there were around 3,600 suspected cases of measles. We need to challenge the nonsense spread by anti vaxxers and ensure children are protected. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... news.sky.com/story/uk-los...

Obviously a typo. Farage the advisor to Clacton poor.

The people of Clacton must be so grateful to have such a broad spectrum of interest in their local affairs. #Clacton #Farage

Some people drunk text. Some people drunk internet order. I think I've just drunk filled my taxes 🍸😬🤯

So what sort of image do you want, Mr Bovino? Late Nazi horror chamber? Sure, we can do that.

So if someone can't make ends meet on 94k, then in no way should they be anywhere near running the country!

None of them have the confidence or conviction in their New Found Cause to stand in a by-election. This is simple good governance.

They claim they’re putting personal ambition aside and defecting to Reform to help fix the country. To stop that pisstaking farce, they should be made to hold by-elections in their constituencies and let the voters decide if that’s ok with them. Please sign. petition.parliament.uk/petitions/73...

Good point! Time to write those Grant Applications... Easy money

I'm no fan of political Europe or UVDL. But I've just liked one of her posts. Changing your mind is the most powerful thing you can do.

I voted to leave (and NOT because of the take back control or NHS propaganda). It has been a disaster. I would vote to rejoin. I'm an adult and am capable of changing my mind!

Neil nails it!

Jerome Powell & Mark Kelly showing spine and leadership. Who will make it a trio? And then a forth! A bandwagon only needs 4 wheels to get rolling... Powell #MarkKelly #Leadership #USPolitics

Luckily you can hid things on the internet just by deleting them. Phew, no embarrassing or incriminating digital footprints... #Reform #Defector #racism

Amazingly, Zahawi only got round to deleting the below after the press conference announcing his defection to Reform.