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It Takes a Nation of Millions To Hold Us Back (Taylor’s Version)

“Trad cath” is, weirdly, code for “unfamiliar with Catholicism”

“That’s not indicative of who we are" Based on my one game in Boulder, that's exactly who they are. Worst trip of all of the (old) Big XII.

I cannot stress this enough

Four good games was too much to hope for

While there are many advanced metrics by which to project probabilities in the postseason, they are overridden by this: The Dodgers have Shohei Ohtani.

The red button meme, but with "Watch the Yankees lose" and "Watch Chapman blow a save"

Cora really pushing his luck with Crochet

Karl, lets not call Judge getting himself turned around "a great catch"

“Why isn’t it easier to launder my money?”

This would be hopelessly naive even if Donald Trump had ever, just once in his life, negotiated in good faith.

PACKERS WYD

A sincere thank you to the Tigers and Mets for diverting attention from the Astros collapse

“…and then she asked to inspect my wallet”

I can’t believe this website is free

Age yourself with the first film you saw in a cinema as a kid

[James Franklin, landing a plane all the way from 30k feet to exactly five feet above the runway] Tower we are good [James Franklin at exactly four feet above the ground] oh shit I'm not a pilot am I

The gods do not forget, nor do they forgive

QUACK QUACK MF’ERS

Oh that’s mega-targeting

UGA what was that

Me: “Betting on sports would be one of the dumbest things I could do.” Also me: “Wait, James Franklin is GIVING points in a big game?!?! Where do I sign up!”

I REPEAT

Oh man that was the horse collar to end all horse collars

I hereby declare my postseason rooting interests as: 1. Cleveland 2. Whoever takes down the Yankees

Congrats Guardians. Astros have nobody to blame but themselves, even if Bochy ended it with a completely asinine decision.

The gods are going to punish James Franklin for this punt

That UGA safety made a business decision, and I absolutely agree with him

Why the hell would the ref say the penalty was declined?

Good grief, Domers. Catholicism preaches mercy.

Jeremy Pena ain’t walking through that door

I haven't watched an Arizona Cardinals game in I don't know when. What the hell are these uniforms? Are they supposed to be sand?

Yes, IKEA is a threat to national security.

Happy for my Mariners friends. Better them to end the streak than /gestures towards Arlington //with both middle fingers

Is there anything more deflating as a fan than a team that you know just can't score? Like, as soon as they give up just one score, you feel like it's over? Just asking. No reason.

I’m doing a wellness check on my Detroit peeps.

This is your annual reminder that the last week of the season, and the postseason, take baseball from “what a nice night at the park” to “I am having an anxiety crisis on every pitch”

After all these years, they finally did come after him.

Dan Campbell has some great big stones

Does Bruce Pearl have a 24 year old girlfriend, too?

The Back to the Future soundtrack

Someone who understands line play better than I please help me. Is the Texans OL the worst in this century?

This absolutely rocks.

BUCCEES SHOTS FIRED

My favorite Clayton Kershaw moment, by far:

Is “Waddle” one of the worst descriptive athlete names?

The dangling pronoun here had me wondering if Gayle King was having Stefon’s baby

They grew old together it’s beautiful