I sent the manuscript to my beta readers today. Super excited to hear what they have to say.

Abolish the pro-bowl

This is kidnapping

Happy to see that bitch Aaron Rodgers go out line this. Made the Zach Wilson years seem good.

I think the strangest things were the friends we made along the way!

Watching the London fireworks show with the kids so they think it’s midnight is the life hack we all needed

Thank you Steelers for saving us fro Bucs panthers Sunday night next week

Bing bong

Abolish ICE is the moderate position. Send these fucking ghouls to The Hague. Absolute depravity.

May he burn in hell for all eternity. Rest in piss asshole

The fox production crew is fucking KILLING it tonight on the music choice at the bumps.

Tweeprise to the pitching change. #phish #worldseries

This ohtani kid is being recognized more and more.

This game is stupid. Fuckin love it

Props to the fox guys for some first tube to kick off the 14th. #Phish

Fuckin finally. Jets

Incredible to see the collapse of this organization as something to be taken seriously. Absolute clown show now.

And now the late hit on ruckert. I know the jets are trash. But the officiating in this game has been REALLY tilted. Aaron Glen should take the fine and call them out

Hands to the face missed here too. Officiating crew in Miami is abysmal

An absolutely boggling sequence of officiating in the jets game there. Phantom PI on the Wilson TD, followed by the non-call on the obv unnecessary roughness on field out of bounds. Truly insane

This is the most fun the jets have been in ages

Looking forward to seeing my new waiter at the table of success

Took the boys to their first nationals game. Playing the pathetic and embarrassing athletics. Man oh man, did I underestimate just how disgusting Washington is. We’re back in the pre-Harper era of suck. Every move post WS has been an incredible failure from top down. Abomination

Oilers and panthers fucking LOVE overtime. Thank you for your sacrifice

This is the worlds reward that Joe Biden left for all of us because he preferred dead Palestinians and fascism to telling this ghoul “no” even once

Pacers do it again

Made a new friend on the golf course today

All those guys saying “just wait for Mitch to come back” were absolutely correct about his impact on this team. #BingBong

Yes. Hahaha. Yes

So many soft goals this series. Caps played like trash. Go stars

Directly into my veins

The only American Pope I recognize!

In a show of bipartisan solidarity, the Catholics have decided to anoint Bartholomew I as the new pope, bringing to an end the thousand year hostility between east and west. When reached for comment, Bartholomew's agent said, "Bart is now one step closer to being the undisputed champion of Christ"

Super awesome that the brain geniuses who run the Democratic Party put a muzzle on this guy last fall

Just an incredible headline

amazing timeline synergy here folks!

Extremely this

Shedeur’s not gonna get drafted, is he?

Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs. (“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)

That was an EXTREMELY Washington Capitals playoff game

A film that takes place where you’re from

The deeply cynical deployment of anti-semitism as the reason to remove political undesirables is so offensive to me as a Jew. Jewish orgs who intentionally conflated supporting Palestinian rights with anti-semitism own this. when the state comes for us, we'll have no one to blame but ourselves

I actually think this was the best season of White Lotus

GRETZKY IS CAUGHT! GRETZKY IS CAUGHT!

Two away! #Gr8Chase

A working man was an incredible 2 hours of slop. Dialogue was so incredibly brutal and there was not a single character I cared about. 10/10 must watch

RMNB #RockTheRed #ALLCAPS

I’m very much here for Rob going in on Jasmine. #90DayLastResort

Today is another great day to remind yourself that Merrick Garland is an all-time loser, who will go down in history as one of the most feckless, weak men to ever hold public office. his legacy is fascism in the United States.

This is the fucking same. Ghoulish shit. Every one of these absolute monsters needs to be sent to The Hague