it’s actually morally correct to kiss your friends on the lips a little bit. it’s just good friendship

went to the gender doctor to get manlier but instead i was diagnosed with You Need to Drink More Water Dumbass

i will never stop defending veilguard from chuds on reddit. i will die on the hill that veilguard hate is so overblown. the incels will never take this from me

an accessibility tool that you have to pay to use is NOT accessible

a shepard’s pie is something that can actually be so personal

ahem. I DON’T WANT ANOTHER FUCKING STRIP MALL, I WANT YOU TO BUILD AFFORDABLE HOUSING!!!!!!!

i love the ‘for you’ feed because i always get a sudden influx of the most random stuff when one of you comes online and starts liking things 😂 who up browsing wow memes

they stole an hour from women

I didn’t come here to talk to bugs - Commander Shepard, 2183 CE

the lack of algorithm is kind of nice but i absolutely get less interaction here than any other social media platform and it makes this place feel a bit lonely

there’s nothing a lactose intolerant person loves more than eating ice cream when they’re not supposed to

idk who needs to hear this but mayonnaise and lime juice make a passable sour cream substitute for the lactose intolerant

on all levels including physical this is me

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it may be 80° in my house because my AC is broken but it’s SPRING my dudes seasonal depression can’t touch me because it’s warm and sunny and it smells like grass outside

my oncologist has determined that since i have had no evidence of disease for five years, i am officially cured of lymphoma

the problem with hanging out with other english majors is that they always want to know what your favorite book is, and i don’t know how to tell them that all the best pieces of literature i’ve ever read were feverishly and homosexually posted on ao3 through a haze of caffeine and tears

i was supposed to cook dinner but i napped for ten hours instead

we as a society don’t talk enough about yuri

"Sweet mother, I cannot weave – slender Aphrodite has overcome me with longing for a girl." #francheala

í experienced a Male Privilege getting my oil changed the other day and honestly it made me a little mad because going to the mechanic as a woman is atrocious and horrifying in ways i can’t describe but i rolled up as a masc and immediately got inducted into the Bro Club with zero qualifications

can the government stop ruining all the fun things please i'm trying to exist here and you're making it really hard

it’s past midnight which means i am five years cancer-free today. i had a 65% chance of making it this far and the fight has been worth it. if my scan at the end of the month is clean, i am considered cured, so here’s to that 🥂

i haven’t watched 9-1-1 since they did that thing to bobby but i can never change my header from buck’s entire harnessed package

we need a “shuffle preciously watched” option that randomly picks from stuff we’ve already seen so we don’t have to spend 400 years trying to pick which tv show would make the best background noise

well someone got fired but i really think we could do better frankly

the 5th anniversary of my last day of chemo is coming up in two weeks. if a ghoul dies soon, i want full credit for manifesting it with my continued survival

if anyone needs to hear this today: DON’T DO IT, YOU MUST OUTLIVE MITCH MCCONNELL

why does my washing machine have its own wifi network? why does my washing machine NEED its own wifi network

who needs an alarm clock when your neighbor’s gardeners have such a robust and finely-tuned gas-powered leaf blower

marked safe from capitalism (clocked out of work)

gale looks so polite with his hands clasped in the background like that 😂

as spinoffs go, i actually enjoy talamasca. i know it’s gotten some pretty critical reviews and some of them are certainly fair and valid, but i like that it still tried to be a political thriller in an age of absolutely zero critical thinking. i respect the ambition

met a queer person in my conservative little town and felt like i, a passing transmasc, had to assure them i was cool and not a straight man. so instead of just saying i’m queer like a normal person, i said “i love lesbians.” definitely convinced them.

based on ao3, transmascs LOVE durge. i suppose it makes sense, what’s a transmasc without a little body horror and daddy issues

durge bard. the "give me a discount or i'll kill you creatively" discount

“go live on bluesky” why on earth would i want to do that?

durge bard is the perfect blend of psychotic whimsy, i’m having so much fun

my mental health has improved so much since i deleted reddit yet again. this also means i’ve recovered my degree in yapology now that nobody can stop me

gale is down so bad for minthara and minthara could NOT be bothered 😂😂

i have a question for the fandom universe at large: why aren’t we, as fans and writers, tagging MC pronouns on ao3? genuine question like i feel like we should have a tagging system for that by now

i have this unprovable theory that its a push to normalize eating basically “nutrient bricks” in place of real food. you know, for when we’re all starving in our dystopian hellscape because the rich people priced us out of buying real food

gale my dearly beloved soppy pathetic wet cat of a man

watering my Big plants is a fucking ORDEAL. with the little ones I can just stick the pots in a slightly larger cup of water for a while, but for the big ones i have to lug them all to the shower and spray them down and wipe the leaves off so they down burn and lug them all back

i keep trying to recruit minthara because i really want to play the game with her, but i just feel so guilty slaughtering the grove 😭😭

incredible

i hope they don’t publish my stats when i die because nobody, including and especially myself, needs to know how many times i’ve rewatched iwtv

i’ve been doing a lot of therapy and i’m trying to decide if processing my baggage is going to make me a more or less effective writer. i mean what else am i gonna channel during a frenzied substance-fuelled 3am writing session if not my demons