i haven’t watched 9-1-1 since they did that thing to bobby but i can never change my header from buck’s entire harnessed package

we need a “shuffle preciously watched” option that randomly picks from stuff we’ve already seen so we don’t have to spend 400 years trying to pick which tv show would make the best background noise

well someone got fired but i really think we could do better frankly

the 5th anniversary of my last day of chemo is coming up in two weeks. if a ghoul dies soon, i want full credit for manifesting it with my continued survival

if anyone needs to hear this today: DON’T DO IT, YOU MUST OUTLIVE MITCH MCCONNELL

why does my washing machine have its own wifi network? why does my washing machine NEED its own wifi network

who needs an alarm clock when your neighbor’s gardeners have such a robust and finely-tuned gas-powered leaf blower

marked safe from capitalism (clocked out of work)

gale looks so polite with his hands clasped in the background like that 😂

as spinoffs go, i actually enjoy talamasca. i know it’s gotten some pretty critical reviews and some of them are certainly fair and valid, but i like that it still tried to be a political thriller in an age of absolutely zero critical thinking. i respect the ambition

met a queer person in my conservative little town and felt like i, a passing transmasc, had to assure them i was cool and not a straight man. so instead of just saying i’m queer like a normal person, i said “i love lesbians.” definitely convinced them.

based on ao3, transmascs LOVE durge. i suppose it makes sense, what’s a transmasc without a little body horror and daddy issues

durge bard. the "give me a discount or i'll kill you creatively" discount

“go live on bluesky” why on earth would i want to do that?

durge bard is the perfect blend of psychotic whimsy, i’m having so much fun

my mental health has improved so much since i deleted reddit yet again. this also means i’ve recovered my degree in yapology now that nobody can stop me

gale is down so bad for minthara and minthara could NOT be bothered 😂😂

i have a question for the fandom universe at large: why aren’t we, as fans and writers, tagging MC pronouns on ao3? genuine question like i feel like we should have a tagging system for that by now

i have this unprovable theory that its a push to normalize eating basically “nutrient bricks” in place of real food. you know, for when we’re all starving in our dystopian hellscape because the rich people priced us out of buying real food

gale my dearly beloved soppy pathetic wet cat of a man

watering my Big plants is a fucking ORDEAL. with the little ones I can just stick the pots in a slightly larger cup of water for a while, but for the big ones i have to lug them all to the shower and spray them down and wipe the leaves off so they down burn and lug them all back

i keep trying to recruit minthara because i really want to play the game with her, but i just feel so guilty slaughtering the grove 😭😭

incredible

i hope they don’t publish my stats when i die because nobody, including and especially myself, needs to know how many times i’ve rewatched iwtv

i’ve been doing a lot of therapy and i’m trying to decide if processing my baggage is going to make me a more or less effective writer. i mean what else am i gonna channel during a frenzied substance-fuelled 3am writing session if not my demons

i beat raphael last night at like 1am and i kinda want to do the fight again just for funsies

*3hrs in the character creator later* oh my god i’m finally done i can actually play thank fuck i’m so ready “🗣️YOU NEED A GUARDIAN, CHOOSE ONE‼️”

my most low-stakes boomer complaint is that bg3 should have a name randomizer in the character creator

want you guys to know the post immediately following this on my feed was, appropriately, a fanart of solas

alright the sun is out again today, which i think means i survived The Great Foggening 2025. grand total of 26 days no sun. now i can resume my regularly scheduled love of winter 😌

the sun has been out for literally the entire day god bless my crops are watered my skin is moisturized the evils have been expelled i’m flourishing

STARTS WEEPING PROFUSELY

have i just gotten better at cooking, or have restaurants actually gotten worse in the last few years

i saw the sun for TEN MINUTES in A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT CITY because the WEATHER in my OWN CITY was BULLSHIT 😤

deadass if the sun actually comes out tomorrow i’m literally going to spend the entire day laying outside

my outdoor cacti have finally succumbed to the weather. 18 days and counting of overcast fog with temps in the 40s and humidity at 80% … not enough sun, too much moisture. they all rotted out 😔 very sad day on my back patio today

the sun came out for an entire hour today and actually touched my skin so now i’m cured of all evils

do you win some kind of therapy award for having a major breakthrough literally the second time you’ve ever set foot in a therapist’s office

same and I love this tumblr post about DA2

sorry i just wasn’t built to live anywhere where frost exists

there is a STAGGERING amount of white people in this game

misgendered! at the optometrist again

kiera metz walking around barefoot nips out on her tiptoes and casting spells with her whole ass is just this meme. really the entire witcher universe is this meme 😂

my therapist asked me yesterday if i thought i could have any learning disabilities and i confidently said ‘no,’ but on second thought, the fact that it took me 400 hours in veilguard to figure out how to play the witcher 3 probably means something 😅😂

wow the witcher 3 and veilguard have really similar combat actually. even the controls are nearly identical with the controller. this is so fucking awesome now i can finally play this game 🙏🙏🙏

tipped my dispensary driver $20 on a $100 order and he said it was the biggest tip he’s ever gotten. that’s actually really sad, wtf neighbors

my sunglasses broke when i got in the car this morning and i had to sheepishly drag myself back to the optometrist for a second time in two days 💀

my glasses broke yesterday and i realized that i haven’t actually broken a pair since i was a child and had several moments of blank panic where i straight-up didn’t know what i was supposed to do lol

i’m never far from my bleach era