Hey look everybody, Rep. Shrieklady Von Winebox just asked a very good question.

Looks like people who paid attention in 8th grade science class who've been shouting that Mars is a dead end because it lacks a magnetosphere finally got through to the "space genius"

🎶 Karma police, arrest this man His Hitler hairdo is making me feel ill 🎶

Looks like they're comfortable enough now to mock us. Sick freaks.

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Krewe du Vieux, 2026!

Accused?

I'm a pretty pragmatic guy. My dad, in many ways, was not. Despite being a scientist, he was prone to buy into the latest tinfoil hat conspiracy du jour. Today, I think I understand him a little better.

I'm not saying Epstein did not kill himself. I am saying that as long as he lived, he was an enormous existential threat to literally the most wealthy and powerful people in the world.

Oh, no particular reason.

Man, if half the shit in this Epstein release is true, a whole lot of motherfuckers need to die.

Federal agents rounding up and intimidating witnesses to the extra judicial killing of a man they shot 10 times in the back when he got between them and the innocent woman they were brutalizing. My ears are absolutely splitting from all the freedom ringing in Trump's Murica.

Yup. If and when the fascists return to New Orleans, I'll be flying this flag on my house as a warning. We have a robust Castle Doctrine here in Louisiana. Consider yourselves on notice, pigs.

I'll never tell anyone they need to be armed at a protest. But yesterday taught us that if you do bring a weapon, you'd better be prepared to use it.

I think it's important for people to realize it's a fools errand to urge the public to remain non-violent in the hopes that Trump won't invoke the Insurrection Act. If no one takes the bait, he will just have a couple of ICE agents shot by a patsy who will then die in a hail of bullets.

MAGA is howling that Jack Smith defamed Trump in his public testimony. I'm sure they're eagerly waiting for Dear Leader to sue him, which will happen any minute now. Aaaaaany minute now.

I feel like it should be bigger news that today, for the first time in US history, a sitting president declared that he is a dictator.

Is the plan really to sit around and hope that Trump drifts off into harmless senility before he pulls the trigger and kills us all? Because right now that seems to be the only plan.

If Trump manages to bring back the Panthers and give rise to a lasting Black Power Second Amendment movement, this might all he worth it.

Some days I don't despair, and can hold my head high. Then there are other days when I wilt under the heat of the realization that this guy's vote counts the same as mine.

I understand that leaders want to urge calm and make sure the people of MN don't escalate and give Trump an excuse to invoke the Insurrection Act. But we also need to reconcile ourselves with the fact that no matter what we do, he is going to do it anyway.

This is the best articulation of what bothered me the most about the government response. Any real law enforcement agency would suspend the officer pending investigation, no matter how justified the shooting appeared. That they jumped straight to wagon-circling and victim-blaming was shocking.

ICE agents don't have absolute immunity. This is literally promising to do absolutely nothing. If democratic leadership thinks they can distract us from the fact that ICE needs to be completely abolished, they're even dumber than they think we are.

One HERITAGE? Get fucked.

You know what would be great right now to secure a free State? A well-regulated militia of ordinary people bearing arms. Man, that would be awesome.

I agree, these cases should be treated similarly. Laken Riley's killer faced justice, and he will never get out of prison. Justice for Renee Good

Maybe America needs this purgative of strutting feds shooting white women with impunity. ICE needs to be abolished; the federal government needs to be restructured ground-up. We can't keep oscillating between two stark choices who will either downplay or supercharge fascism.

White America realizing this morning that even when you comply, cops might just give you the Philando Castile treatment anyway for the hell of it.

Well lookie here. Finally Grok proves useful.

The really fascinating thing about Trump's insane threat to annex Greenland is the fact that Jack Smith's entire 8 hour deposition, where he carefully lays out irrefutable proof of Trump's crimes, is now on YouTube. www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQvB...

Dearborn voted for Trump. Now that it is getting crushed under the authoritarian boot it voted for, it's blaming... Kamala Harris. Proof positive some people cannot learn and will never change.

*Smash cut to one month from now, when federal troops here at Landry's behest are lobbing teargas and flashbangs into a peaceful second line because brown people*

Every time I hear one of these Meta ads touting the jobs they'll create "in YOUR hometown!" from their AI data centers, I have this crawling sensation on my spine. Like Cordyceps infiltrating my nervous system, telling me what a great idea it would be if I climbed to the highest point I can find

I have this as an 11.89 shift to the dems. For context, in 2024, 69 house seats were decided by 10 or fewer points. 11 senate seats were decided by 10 or fewer points.

Home Depot wanted holiday cheer, got a whole-ass choir calling out their partnership with ICE instead…

Let's treat ICE like hot pavement on a summer's day, New Orleans. meltthem-neworleans.com?fbclid=IwdGR...

I've counted 4 F-15 flyovers over New Orleans in the last hour. Today is Day One of Operation "Swamp Sweep." We won't be intimidated, assholes.

We came up with fliers in anticipation of #ICE invading New Orleans to harass and persecute our neighbors starting tomorrow. This advises people of their rights in English and Spanish. Lawyer-approved. Feel free to download, copy, print and dissiminate at your discretion. #NewOrleans

More likely, they're trying to stave off the necessity of hiding Anne Frank.

Basically, this is as useless as "just say no." What they are really saying here is "risk Leavenworth or a firing squad, and we'll figure it out later." How about working on a real solution now, before they get an illegal order? Lawmakers and ex-military should know better. youtu.be/Fk9Gh3qwW4I