Its entirely possible that the UK as a state is simply incompatible with the present.

@secondcaptains.bsky.social ken vindication pod incoming

I said MAAYBEEEE

Christ Giroud is dull

That’s the real quiz

Off to Olivia Dean

NASA rn

Living on a prayer Anything they wanna know, done

Trevor Francis sacking vibes

You considered buying mini eggs, see how that affected your credit score

1-0 up at home against 18th in the table and you’re taking off your striker for a (rubbish, sorry) defensive midfielder with 15 to go, promptly concede, then use your last change to swap one centre-back for another. Boring, negative, gutless - absolutely not a United manager

Morrisons, Chorlton

Quoted here we have Sharron Davies talking about an FoI filed by the Women's Rights Network. None of the people who committed these crimes were trans. Not one. 4.8% were cis male staff.

More rest for Stokes if you finish a test in 2 days

Not even one coconut roll fml

It’s so bad

Southgate to bring him back for £120 mil next summer

It’s fucking kasabian!

That new sky sports tune is defo AI right?

Softmint Orion

Some of my favourite no-text-album-covers (Parental advisory doesn’t count)

They couldn’t be more Australian

Shorts n cag dads let’s go

Southgate by September

Night

At least he’s not playing 3 4 3 for once

FIFTY!

An hour of cloud busting?

Stomping

Is this place still only accepting positive vibes? Coz I have thoughts on that new Doves track

Using a typewriter to the tune of QOTSA - No One Knows

Is It Cake?

Undecorating

Hungover

Soon

Sprints are ace

Just paid 6.60 for summet that costs a quid in spoons because fuck Tim Martin

Irish bands love the GAA top + chinos combo

Eh?

Christ get city back on the PEDs just anyone stop that lot

What the hell has happened??

Here comes storm Bert www.theguardian.com/football/202...

2 glad 2 ator

This week, I have been mostly listening to The Cure

DMs from deleted accounts already. We’re doing it guys