There is some pretty intense military jet activity over New Orleans tonight. And we have near daily F-15 flyovers from the 159th. But this was different. You could feel the whole city stop and wonder “WTF”. 👀 #nolasky #nolatwitter #neworleans #military #aviation

Magats keeps bringing up Bill Clinton on the Epstein list like that's going to bum us out or something. If he is, lock his ass up for life too, I don't care.

Give it 72 hrs. Once Fox News begins their chorus of talking points their flock will fall in line and begin parroting it back. No matter how ludicrous Trump’s excuses become, the repetition makes it truth to MAGA. That said, we should make Conservatives regret they ever invented the word sheeple.

Saw #28yearslater. I felt super seen as someone else who would lean even more into crafting should the apocalypse happen. Dr. Kelson, I gotchu. 💀 ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️/5 #thebonetemple

WMDs 2: Iranian Boogaloo 🫠 #xennial #iran #iraqwar #weaponsofmassdestruction

“The parade was so empty you could hear the squeaking of the tanks” is some god tier Mark Twain level euphemism shit. #nokings #trump

It’s that time of the year again when I optimize fruit output by sorting my papaya seedlings 🌱 by male, female, and hermaphroditic. It’s another reminder that sex and gender is complicated and nuanced across all living things. But don’t try to tell that to the Republican Jesus folks. 🙄

Man the Knowledge Fight episode this shit produces is gonna be a lot of fun

Today is a gift.

Just FYI because evidently Fox or OAN or whatever is pushing the lie that America accepted the Statue of Liberty and that’s equivalent to the plane. Congress VOTED to approve receiving the statue. So congress should vote on the jet

I adore the #metgala, especially this year’s theme, but this is still 100% truth.

GOD: heaven or ghost? ME: gee idk do i wanna float around in ur lame cloud or do i wanna spend eternity scaring people in their bathrooms

🏆 @rollingstone.com wins the Headline of the Day Award This is how it’s done. At least someone understands the assignment. www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...

“…I finished this off with one of those T for Trump necklaces… because there’s no way it has anything to do with that Middle Eastern socialist Jewish refugee from the Bible.” I can now NEVER unsee this. 🤣💀🤣💀🤣 #republicanmakeuptutorials

@50501movement.bsky.social I’m looking for the 50501 contact in New Orleans. The rally was great on 4/5, but for 4/19 it’d be a HUGE waste not to march, esp given ease of permits + powerful optics of 1k+ ppl marching in the French Quarter. 📸 I wanna help! #nolasky #indivisiblenola #handsoff #La40501

Nothing is wilder right now than car dealerships being the new Boston Harbor and fugly ass trucks being our tea.

This was a much needed win! Feeling proud! Eat $hit Landry!

Get in good trouble, necessary trouble.

It’s the first big weekend of Uptown parades here in New Orleans. Cookouts and food vendors are now banned, but ICE is here cruising the parade route. 😡 Someone tell King Baby and his crony Jeff Landry that the NYE terrorist wasn’t a migrant armed with chicken wings. #mardigras #fuckice #trump

Sure do miss Pete!!

I believe in us.

Leaving you tonight with this:

This is how many hours per week a person needs to work in order to escape poverty. The US is dead last. #Poverty #USA

Hi Bluesky! Glad to be here.

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Tell them to go tear down the plaza tower.

My top Super Bowl memory is when Musk tweeted “Go Eagles” in 2023 from the game and then deleted it after a similar tweet from Biden got more engagement. Then he flew to Twitter HQ and demanded his workers find out why his posts were doing poorly, starting a multi-day fact finding mission.

For the record. Here is how the stats shake out… Who has more land along the Gulf of MEXICO? U.S.: 1,700 miles of coastline Mexico: 2,046 miles of coastline 🤦🏼‍♀️

CHEVRON JUST DUBBED “GULF OF AMERICA” INTO THEIR SUPERBOWL SPOT. What in the cinnamon toast fuck?! HOW IS THIS REAL LIFE, YOU DUMB COWARDS?! #chevron #superbowl #gulfofamerica

So anyone at the game? I want to know what the cheering or jeering was like IRL when they showed Trump. Bc the TV audio sounded fake AF. #superbowl #trump #nola #gobirds

Almost like it’s hard to find self respecting designers who will work for anything with the name FOX in it.

I’m a Saints fan, but I say this wholeheartedly: FLY EAGLES FLY 🦅 ⚜️

I used to love Ms. Gayle Benson. But it is clear between the Trump-chumming and her using the Saints and Pels to give cover for child-molesting priests that she is absolutely A VILLAIN.

Fuck Lauren Daigle and her crumpled wrapping paper dress. If you lived in NOLA during COVID you know why.

Weird how they had the glorious Big Freedia singing in the Super Bowl preshow to represent bounce music but couldn’t handle them being there to perform. Conservatives are such snowflakes.

Meanwhile Stein can't even put a fucking flier up in his own shop window.

In case you’re wondering, the weather has been gorgeous here in NOLA all Super Bowl week. As soon as Trump lands it begins POURING RAIN out of nowhere. The swamp gods don’t want you here either you crusty old fascist. #SuperBowl #neworleans #fucktrump

Credit to ohsewnerdy.com

i’m sorry but this guy is the most try hard pick me i’ve ever seen.

Nailed it.

Who knew that the MAGA desire to turn the national clock back to the 1950s also included abysmal aviation safety? ✈️

Hold up, I knew Trump had appointed a lot of Fox News sycophantics to his circus, but NINETEEN?! Who the hell is even LEFT at Fox News?

From Mayor Pete to this rated circus clown. Good God.

When women have more clothing with REAL pockets we’ll talk. Until then we should be able to carry a purse. Nowadays all a clutch holds is my phone…barely.

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It is really amazing how many people go through life without even once accidentally throwing up a Nazi salute.