Dude I own this NFT. Do you really think you can get away with theft when you're showing what you stole from me directly to my face. My lawyers will make an easy job of this case. Prepare to say goodbye to your luscious life and start preparing for the streets. I will ruin you.

So I've blocked you. Wondering why? Please consult the criteria below: ✔️You done a racism. ✔️You done a sexism. ✔️You done a bi-erasure. ✔️You heckin disrespected sex work. ✔️You called me "Trollwigbru." Bluesky is my weapon of justice, and the block button my bullet. Pow.

bruh

Five Nights at Freddy's 3 post credit scene (2028) " Who the fnaf are you? " " I am Mr. Luwig "

Alright, let's do this one more time. -my name is MasterB204. -I am a morbidly obese troll -I nab every single bleet I see -I'm jobless -I illegally immigrated from Mexico -all my ratios are unsuccessful -for the last 10 years I have not showered a single time

Facts bout me. I never stolen a bleet! I make original bleets! I don’t troll! I cooked bleets! I make bangers! I have never been ratio’d! I’m not washed! I have never have a single aired aimed at me! I love all my mutuals! I respect everyone! This is Luwigbru

chat look who they made into a Lego👀 @masterb204.bsky.social

This thanksgiving... I'm thankful for Phonk.

I'm finally ready to announce the next phase of the LCU 🍿 • LU Monster: DA RETURN • BRU AND THE COMPUTER: TITANS • KA-BOOM • SKELENIC: THE GREAT REKILLING • PURSUIT VS LUWIGBRU - PART 1 Christmas Special 🎄 • THE TROLL WHO NABBED BRU-MAS • Behind The LCU: A Documentary

I need her

❌️🔌's

@masterb204.bsky.social woke up feeling DANGEROUS😈 this can be found under his bleets: -trolling 🧌 ✅ - racism 👨🏿❌ - homophobic 🌈 ❌ - unoriginal bleets 🚔 - only L bleets 😹 - plugging (if you plug in his posts = goat) 🔌 -edging to Pomni porn🃏 worst Bluesky user of all time?

Reasons I'm the best Bsky user: I don't troll🧌🚫 I'm nice to my followers!😇 I never had weird bleets🥱 I create bangers💯 I never plugged/plug a bleet🚫🔌 I don't do 🔔4️⃣🔔 I don't do unfollowing sprees like other frauds😂 I have best takes🐐

When's @masterb204.bsky.social s job arc gonna start

With that out the way. Back to @masterb204.bsky.social job Posts!

Is Disbelief Crinklio canon? 𝓮𝓱, 𝓯𝓾𝓬𝓴 𝓲𝓯 𝓘 𝓴𝓷𝓸𝔀 𝓲𝓶 𝓳𝓾𝓼𝓽 𝓪 𝓼𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓲𝓮𝓷𝓽 𝓼𝓽𝓾𝓯𝓯𝓮𝓭 𝓪𝓷𝓲𝓶𝓪𝓵

Happy (early) Halloween Everybody! Luwig sure got a grand haul of goodies this year! 𝓞𝓷𝓮 𝓽𝓻𝓲𝓬𝓴. 𝓐𝓷𝓭 𝓪 𝔀𝓱𝓸𝓵𝓮 𝓵𝓸𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓼. #Horrorbrew #Halloween #Whatevenisthehalloweenhorrorbrewtag #UnfoldedRemains

Wow cool costume Crinklio! Its more "Original" then accurate but cool nonetheless!

@masterb204.bsky.social s birthday is today so let's lay off the job comments for abit guys

Omg no way.... will in big 2026 @masterb204.bsky.social FINALLY get a job?????

@masterb204.bsky.social When's the Job reveal????

*Ring ring* Huh i wonder who'a that is (picks up the phone (It's lit!)) Who's this? "Is this the super genius mega billionaire philanthropist who's cured several diseases and stopped world hunger?" Yeah that'sa me whats u- hold on- Hey Daiseye whats up!

@masterb204.bsky.social The landlord is kicking the door down

This is what happens if Suit.SMAS goes out with The All★Stars to play Uno. #Horrorbrew #ForestJudge #SuitSMAS #TheAllStars

@masterb204.bsky.social needs a job

Uh oh the landlord is at my door looks like I posted too much rent due bleets on @masterb204.bsky.social

Luwigbru is coming to fortnite. (Source: @fortniteganne.bsky.social )

FRST_LOG_2025.txt [ Upon my-a travels, I had encountered a Galactic A.I. after some time, along-a-side Mr. L, we eventually learnt of-a “COSMO.” We had decided to let-a them tag along. ] [ It-a seens quite Friendly! ] #HorrorbrewCommunity #Horrorbrew #SuperMarioGalaxy #SMAS+SMW

What are these goofballs up to now? #TheAllStars #HorrorbrewCommunity #Horrorbrew

A very useful timeline for when my states happen! Fun!

Since its that month, today is the day I officially announce that I am... LUWIGSEXUAL‼️‼️ What does this mean you say? Well, I'll tell you! A LuwigSexual individual is a person who cannot handle the unmatched beauty of this gorgeous green king! As such, Only wishs to match with the Luxurious Luwig!

New RKOC Render coming soon‼️ Old one will still be considered an alt, But ima go all out on the pose considering he has a turnaround ref anyway (Yes finally I'm finally gonna start giving relevant updates for Luwig Media on here)

Here's fully colored Mr. Luwig, hope you'll like it :). @luwigbru.bsky.social, @starv---ed.bsky.social #mariohorrorbrew #mrluwig #traditionaldrawing #traditionalart #fanart

2025 Forest Judge ref sheet! #Horrorbrew #ForestJuge #CheckTheCaps

"I HATE NILOTICUS","I HATE MX",I HATE BREAK BONE","I HATE SUPER SLIDE","I HATE REWIRD","I HATE VALEM","I HATE LOOP GUYS","I HATE YOU"

Guys I'm actually apart of the inside castle plexes or whatever it's called Source: Trust me bro

If not real life stuff, then lots of art ideas or damn art block. Anyway, here's wip 2 of Mr. Luwig @luwigbru.bsky.social #workinprogress

Let's get me in office guys!

DISRESPECTING ME WILL NOT BE TOLERATED ANY LONGER!!!!!!!!

I woke up feeling DANGEROUS😈 this can be found under my bleets: -No trolling 🧌 ❌ - no racism 👨🏿✅ - not homophobic 🌈 ✅ - original bleets 🖼️ - only W bleets ☺️ - no plugging (if you plug in my posts = tubby troll) 🔌 ❌ Am I the best Bluwsky user of all time?

𝓢𝓸 𝔀𝓱𝓮𝓷 𝓜𝓧 𝓴𝓲𝓵𝓵𝓼 𝓪 𝓵𝓲𝓽𝓮𝓻𝓪𝓵 8 𝔂𝓮𝓪𝓻 𝓸𝓵𝓭 𝓬𝓱𝓲𝓵𝓭, 𝓗𝓮 𝓰𝓮𝓽𝓼 𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪. 𝓑𝓾𝓽 𝔀𝓱𝓮𝓷 𝓘𝔂𝓮𝓱, 𝔀𝓲𝓷 𝓪 2𝓿1! 𝓘 𝓵𝓸𝓼𝓮 𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪

The upcoming SLENDERMAN monster in Pillar Chase II will have the horrorbrew MR. LUWIG as an in shop skin! Source: Yo mama

The “Luwigbru dance trend” is going viral. 🤣

"Some-a Paisano in-a my forest showed me this-a 'Starter Pack' a-thingy!" "If-a you wan' join, then-a ask away!" [[HORRORBREW PARODIES ONLY.]] go.bsky.app/JhWRX6y

What would a D-sides version of me even look like? 🤔

happy three years to your chud son /lh

In honor of my Horrorbrew Mr. Luwig having his 3 year existence anniversary, I decided to make a little something for the occasion Not very good at this typa thing but I did what I could with my very limited expertise. #Horrorbrew #UnfoldedRemains