i love instagram because every post is like "a picture is not just a picture. when a photographer releases the shutter, he immortalizes a moment, a feeling, an era" [the least inspired street photo you have ever seen in your life]

fever dreams are cool

@benevolentpimp.bsky.social hates me

LADIES if he already has signal installed he's a chaser ‼️

i think im about to have an eating disorder

nobody told me that living your life in anguish involved a lot of anguish

today i think i will fall onto the ground and puke from stress and anxiety for no reason

the zip tie post was my best i think. past my prime

[girl who owns a vibrator] yeah im a robot fucker

it used to be if we put a kid in a concentration camp that kid had it coming. what happened to america?

they call her high femme because of the weed

its cool to me how many fully grown adults are just like livia soprano

if your friend group has a content of less than 51% trans women what are you even doing

thank you technology for making my life harder for no reason

i think that women hold up at least 51% of the sky

buying me things is the fastest way into my heart

robot fuckers crying and shaking when i leave them for the power hammer

if you ever want to be depressed go to a bookstore

i dont think im butch anymore but i also dont want to be femme so im just not going to be anything

dont let girls peg you thats how they steal your power

maybe i have some kind of pent up anger or violent impulse i should get checked out because i cant stop threatening to hurt sam

me in about 72 hours: you have to be a fucking idiot to think swordmanship is the deciding factor as if during a battle everyone just splits off into individual combat but yeah sure go on im sure you are smarter than every successful general in human history

i have the potential within me to be one of those girls whos really into medieval weapons and armor. not happy about this

robot girl who leaves her boyfriend on january 20 2038 because the unix bug makes her lesbian

oh someone is trying to kill you? boo hoo. i know girls who have killed each other dozens of times

let she who has never gone off her meds cast the first bestie...

it must have felt so good to command an army in the 1100s and get all your levies killed

i know i say this a lot but i get so mad when someone finds really tall women hot. you people are sick

"u should shoplift but only from big corporations" is my favorite political position of all time. its such a perfect example of what happens when you like to think of yourself as very communist

this is the worst time of year because soon i will be forced to participate in halloween

lol it’s ok i am very teaseable

im bored. is life completely pointless?

if you dont take your creatine for 2 weeks you get an overbearing urge to make chainmail

need a strong butch gf to protect me and inflict pain on

transition tip: check if you actually have the stuff you need to make lunch so you dont have to run back to the store like an idiot

me

oh youre german? thats fine... its not like i thought i could trust you or anything...

i think you should be allowed to own a gun but only if you are the same kind of communist as me

engineers love to talk about stuff being "inherent to humans" how do you figure that? did you find it in your conversion book? idiot

reaching the lesbian life stage where i want to blacksmith

if i have to hear another anglophone refer to "hygge" as some mysterious danish thing instead of it literally just meaning "comfortable and cozy" i am gonna blow

[trying to explain conspiracy theories to a trans woman] so in 1945 hitler went stealth

if only i had taken my creatine i could take my creatine

do you ever realize you are too damaged to really let someone close to you

im ok with incest as long as you dont make it your whole personality

coming to realize that the reason i bounce off vintage story is that the game is scary and i get scared by the scary game

creating a sort of spiderweb for trans women who like to go around solving other people by posting shit like "haha yeah but no im actually for real not good enough for womanhood" a lot

the opposite of boymoding is joymoding

its the time of the day where i tear my hair out over not doing stuff even though i have done everything

whenever i see a woman i thank her for her service