wtf is up with me and getting fish thrown at me

shiny falinks will bethe death of me

tryna shiny hunt a alpha ampharos in za rn so far been going for an hour and all i have found is these two ... i named the pidgeotto puke. will update...

which one of the minions do u think js named queef

and im the one servin it (i wanna go home)

a beer a day keeps the deer away

NINE MONTHS LATER HE WAS STILL THERE HE IS HOME

we r one in the same....

DUDE SHUT UP. I NOTICED THE OTHER DAY THAT SMEARGLE PHOTOBOMBED MY PICTURE and i was VERY confused AND APPARENTLY HE JUST DOES THAT IF HE IS IN THE AREA. IM.. 😭😭😭😭

no like actually i havent been this hyperfixated on something since i was like 15 dawg

everyday my love for pokemon grows more and more.... i love little freaks so bad brain happy. life good.

me and wife as pokemon trainers :3 (based off farigiraf and fuecoco) @hibathan.bsky.social

GUYS WAKE UP ADDY DREW FOR THE FIRST TIME IN A MILLION YEARS!!!! it me if i was a pokemon trainer :3 (my hair rn is PERFECT for a girafarig/farigiraf color scheme bro)

WHATTHEFUCK

still not over this art i found on Pinterest bro this was literally made for me and @hibathan.bsky.social im convinced whoever made this connected to the hivemind (that being our shared braincell)

CAUGHT A FUCKIN GIRAFARIG AT DA WEIGELS LETS FUCKING GOOOOO look at my boy.

i think this guy wants me to buy him a drink he wont stop staring at me

this guy just walked up to the bar and asked for 15 shots of coconut rum.... i think he thinks im dumb cuz this was the id he showed me...... hope he tips well..

chat i just RIPPED ASS AND SAW A SHOOTING STAR AT THE SAME TIME if this isnt fate idk what is

yall ever just look in the mirror and see this looking back at u? no? just me?

fuck it. dawg flyin fo today

we have guests coming over, better get out the fine china

BRO JUST HAAAD TO HAVE THE LAST WORD HUH. DAMN FISH.

i still cant get over wtf was going on here me when i do a boogie and my pet fucking EXPLODES

mega ampharos! #pokemon #pokemonart #furry #furryart #johto #ampharos

lemme share ur socks with u @hibathan.bsky.social

got me (still) feelin like:

i think i may have a stuffed animal problem (i have my entire life) looking around at my shelves and on my dresser and on my craft desk, i have 58. FIFTY EIGHT. ON DISPLAY. that is NOT counting what is on my bed......

popcorn.... my son...

who the FUCK licked a beavers ass to figure out it tastes like vanilla. who even thought about that bruh

started playing my first ever pokemon game a few weeks ago (violet) they are so silly

i lov mah wyfe so deeply @hibathan.bsky.social

ADD MRI MACHINES ONTO THE LIST OF SHIT IM DEATHLY AFRAID OF. FUCK. THAT.

TYLER JOSEPH WAS 21. WHEN SELF TITLED CAME OUT. TWENTY. ONE. IM GNAWING ON THE BARS OF MY ENCLOSURE WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK. HE WAS NINETEEN WHEN NO PHUN INTENDED CAME OUT. HE WAS MY AGE. WHAT THE FUCK.

i think true love is getting ur partner to cut ur quesadilla for u cuz ur incompetent and then yelling "LETS SHARE SOCKS!! LEMME PUT MY FOOT IN UR SOCK WHILE ITS ON."

also im deathly afraid to step foot into a Victoria's secret store. its scary in there

WHY ARE ALL THE GOOD PERFUMES DISCONTINUED IM SO UPSET FIRST THE VICTORIAS SECRET PERFUME I USED IN MIDDLE SCHOOL THEN THE BLACK CHERRY MERLOT PERFUME AND NOW COFFE AND WHISKEY?? IM GOING BANANAS.

night 3 without eggs..... feelin lost

FRAANKKKIIEEEEEE!!!!! TYSM CECI OMG IM SOBBING.

titty tat

never take ur children for granted. i miss u eggs (im away from him for one night.) my neck hurts without u....

sickness is afraid of me.

and this. is a dinosaur. u cannot tell me otherwise. these are giant armadillos they r kinda rare maybe because they are FUCKIN DINOSAURS.

and then there is this guy who is called a southern naked tail armadillo. he is just a UNIT of an armadillo. big man.

did u know that there is an armadillo called the pink fairy armadillo and it has its own "shiny version" called the greater fairy armadillo this is so silly to me

NEW ARMADILLO UNLOCKED? WHY IS HE FUZZY. FUZZY ASS ARMADILLO.

getting old= genuinely appreciating a good pair of fuzzy socks.

i dont play animal jam consistently for like a month and a half and come to find out den betas are only FIVE DIAMONDS NOW whatbthefuck is up kyle why r we doinf this