it's time

Everyone Paris Paloma has a new song coming out and the intro is my loser headline and it’s spoken by EMMA THOMPSON 🚨🚨🚨 and she knows who I am

I cant share this on the gram yet because it's a gift but I'm really happy with this embroidery piece and how it looks set in the frame

My gals, Smary and Smartha

It's so demoralising to try and buy second hand but every other item on Vinted or in charity shops is free fucking Shein

If I have one goal in life it is to not be the annoying person at the post office

Parliament will vote TODAY on proscribing Palestine Action as a TERRORIST ORGANISATION like ISIS. Can we get to 100,000 signatures against before the day is over? palestinecampaign.eaction.org.uk/NoProscription

The only correct way to organise clothing in a charity shop is by item type and then size. I will not be listening to other opinions on this. Gtfo with this organising by colour shit.

Ziggy says it's too dang hot

This is how. Greta Thunberg spits fire and gives you the only media training you may ever need.

I made yesterday unnecessarily stressful for myself by making cake in the middle of the day to bring in to work today. So of course I left the cake in the fridge today.

Normal people: I want salmon for dinner I think I'll go to the local fishmonger Me: but what if they judge me for choosing a basic bitch fish? The reality: an incredibly normal positive interaction

Me listening to the opening of the latest @newestolympian.bsky.social and screaming: BIENNIAL! FYI tho I'm sure 100000 people have already said, biannual=twice a year, biennial=every other year. Biweekly is still fucked tho

The galactic centre of the Milky Way from the South Island of Aotearoa/New Zealand, 28mm at 3 mins exposure, stacked in Sequator. Always dreamed of getting a shot like this. #astrophotography

Opening my work outlook for the first time in three weeks... yea though I walk through the valley of the shadow of emails I shall fear no evil

Got some absolutely incredible dark skies in rural Canterbury on the South Island, have never seen anything like it in my life These are just individual 8s exposures I've quickly edited on my phone, will do some stacking with the multiple exposures I got and post very soon! #astrophotography

I doodled Zig-Zag at work ans I'm not sure why I decided to give him fingers instead of normal paws but it's giving #poorlydrawncats

Gee I wonder why she felt she had no choice but to dispose of the fetus in this way. Could it be that she was scared of being arrested for something involuntary that happens to 1 in 4 pregnant people because it might be perceived as an abortion?

Me, reading Wuthering Heights for the first time: you know, Heathcliff is kind of a dickhead

Happy Neurodiversity Celebration Week, please enjoy this cake I made to celebrate @aldromeda.bsky.social getting an ADHD diagnosis

Just saying, whoever designed Westminster Bridge knew what they were about

Wandering around Highgate Cemetery

got a new camera and new couple of lenses so of course my first test subject is Zig-Zag

British Airways: There has been a change to your flight Me: okay can you tell me what the change is please? BA: teehee you'll have to log on to manage my booking! 🤪 Me: okay I'm on manage my booking now will you tell me what the change is? BA: no 🙂

Walked past Jacob Rees-Mogg on the way home from work today and I've spent the evening feeling burned out and sad

the sky was going john atkinson grimshaw mode today

That's a great cat right there

Christmas crafting! The assorted Christmassy Items I was working on in October, the mini embroidery hoops are the Cats Protection Craft for Cats Baublitos, and the hearts I cut out the shapes for like 2 years ago and never finished.

On the International Day of Solidarity with the Palestinian People, the Green Party reiterates our call for: 🇵🇸 An immediate ceasefire 🇵🇸 An end to all arms sales to Israel 🇵🇸 Introduction of divestments, boycotts and sanctions 🇵🇸 Prosecutions for all those who have committed war crimes

Me every single day this week: I'll sort out the mess in my wardrobe at the weekend. Well it's the end of the weekend and you'll never guess what I didn't do this weekend

My friend messaged me about a Sim 4 bug and I made the best joke I think I'll ever make.

Having a massive cry for no reason literally the day after I told thr pharmacist I am "emotionally stable" on my current antidepressants 🙃

I'm not that great at art, but these are some things I made last month inspired by the music of Paris Paloma 🎶pleaser 🎶boys bugs and men 🎶knitting song/bones on the beach/forsaken 🎶hunter

This is Zig-Zag, he's a goblin and a bastard man and also responsible for 75% of my mental health