Happy holidays from your favorite big-bellied captain!

Did you know I was also a muscle gainer? 🐷🐻 *Details in the alt*

Prepare your guns, cowboys!

sup. slept like shit but resting up. also god damn I haven't had a filling meal in what feels like ages and my snacks are running dry. if I'm not here anymore as you read this I would like to pass on my weight to whomever needs it most as per smallest BMI. Awaiting help desperately, Orme

The annual Santafication is progressing nicely

On the cusp of becoming an overhang. 🐷

Still fitting in this mirror this year.. maybe next year I’ll outgrow it 😣🐽

Aaaand hello Bluesky! This is my first post here. I'm a gainer, and I've put quite a bit of weight on over the years! #gainer #gaychub #gaygainer #grommr

That belly needs to be twice that size by next Christmas 🍔🍺

It’s still tummy tuesday somewhere !!! 🐷🐻

yeah I'm still depressed but the light was hitting good :>

Planning an AMA over on Tumblr tonight. Start thinking of some questions and come get some answers from the Pillsbury Doughboy himself. www.tumblr.com/ryanporker

Put together my last pic and my profile pic for a side by side comparison. One year between both pics 🐷

Gotta cover all this wooden board with my lard one day. Until then, I’ll keep on chuggin 🐽

An orbiting object 👌

Hmmm what should I do for my 100th post? 🤔 Oh shit, this is my 100th post. Fuck. Oh well, here's some office belly play.

Damn, I had to pause a second to check if it was not AI generated 🤯🤯

Stuffed and dr onk

But am I ✨bonita✨ ?

Pizzas at the bears’ 🐻🐷🐻

For the comparison lovers 😉 Slowly but steadily porking up 🐷

Let’s bet on how many beers he needed to get that gut that round. 🍻🍻🍻

Pre Thanksgiving bloat

Feed the bull for a ride🐂

Grow me #gainer

Happy WideWednesday to all who celebrate!!!

Happy Thanksgiving! 🦃🇺🇸 I’m hoping my feed gets buried under proof of how brutally you all stuffed yourselves: bellies swollen, buttons popping, relatives staring in shock. I want to see pants giving up, chairs groaning, and you panting just from trying to stand after your feast.

Aftermath of a buffet, I just want to get fatter

Bellies (ft. @samkrost and @growybunny.bsky.social )

Breakfast. Comment, if you approve - or not 😈

Back home and hungrier than ever after a week at an all-inclusive. Shoot me a message if you’re interested in filling me up and getting a video of the aftermath 😉🥡

feelin so soft. usually means the weight's down... but it's so fun to play with 🙂‍↕️ #gainer #gaygainer

Happy Saturday all you beautiful, sexy, gorgeous ppl! Hope it’s great! If you going out stay safe! If you staying in I hope you have someone or something to cuddle with!

Oof

Hotel lighting pt. 2 A little action after some pizzas.

Italian friend sent me these beautiful cakes to try😌

Come on, will these just grow already... 😵‍💫

“Some” 😂

Okay, next boost please

god I need a good feeding. can't wait to be home so I can stuff my face with fattening food. #gainer #gaygainer #feedee #maleweightgain

Feels better after a haircut. (Stopped to get a donut on my way back 🐽)

Another week where you got fatter 🐷

Grab my pad and shove something greasy and caloric in my mouth 🐷 make me way fatter 🥵

Already feeling fatter 🥛🥤

just had THE worst train experience and had to do 1200 km in 24 h for what should've been a 500 km trip. now at the family's. they're thin. send help