SHE SAID SHE WAS FREAKY BUT MY LAST &!+€# DID [[Stranger Things]]

/ extremely extremely amused by the idea that princess swaps the aesthetics of both shifting mound accts even with one of them currently in the fog

TEMP PINNED BIGSHOT ERA TENNA WRITTEN BY ELI :) #deltarunerp

it's kinda fucked knowing that there's a timeline i just stayed in hell. bet i woulda made a wicked iron queen or something. served cunt, felt horrible all the time... maybe i would've bothered keeping up an act of liking sharp weapons or— HA! haha, nah, that's stupid.

Witness my full might! No mercy, no remorse!

it turns out the candy chests from the black flag are actually really high quality. like, there's caramels in here not even i could make. fuck, that's nice... [ sighing softly, warmly, but there's a little bitterness in it. ]

⠀ I WIPED MY TEARS ON MY FACE AND NECK AND THE BACKS OF MY EARS AND SAID “NOW IT’S SWEAT, NOW IT’S SWEAT, IT’S SWEAT NOW” spamton. like the rest of the addisons, just a little unlucky. more info below. written by eli :) #deltarunerp / #rpsky ⠀

a new flail hit the black flag todaaaay. this one's a superconductor. swing it around and it starts generating electricity. good for emergency charging, frying violent sapient machinery, and making you look like electabuzz spinnin' its arms. only 400 bones! invest now!

oh, fuck, the rose gold came in. we're sooo fucking saved dude...

don't need'a waste my time with any of that shit. half of y'all want me before you even open your mouth and the other half... pshh, prolly already did. what a world, huh? demon pussy really is the ultimate fuel source. that and humiliation.

I got to where I am today through violence. I'm thankful for it.

if that onion ring you damn well know i'm pickin' up.

sariel's tits are fat as fuck all things considered. too bad she's an angel and would run me through for saying that. ...don't tell her.

... i sense a titsturbance. in the- in the... hm. whatever. what the fuck happened.

are we talking about boobs. is this an excuse. am i hearing an excuse.

One day god will finally strike me down for my hubris and it'll be really funny.

Boobie

Found the homie's beheading video on Dailymotion. That little jit owed me money! What the fuck, dude!

Fraudulent foe with the strength of Hercules The way you're on my dick must really hurt your knees

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my delusions are entirely separate from your own attraction towards me, thank y' very much. maybe i SHOULD just curse you. it'd be more fun than you trying to bait me int' a catfight.

y'know what just for that. no. i basically told you the truth anyway 'cuz you're already apparently fuckin' head over heels for me.

[ sniffing her??? lurching back a little? ] whadda'fuck are you doin' to me?

made you madly in love with me. it's kinda like a time bomb though. give it like a couple hours 'n you're done. [ lying out her ass. just so we're clear. ]

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[ BARELY HOLDING BACK A LAUGH ] it's. it's nothing. just an, um. curse. ... which i totally always could do.

... uh huh. [ a pause. then, ] loserthatwantsmesayswhat? [ you can't be fucking serious

freudian, for one. secondly i don't fucking believe that for a second. i was born at night but it wasn't LAST night!

[ WHIPPING HER HEAD AROUND SO QUICK IT NEARLY SNAPS ] you what.

women... crish? am i hearing that right? anyway it's me, l-o-l.

/ BAN ON OFFENSE YESSS MAN (waves foam finger)

weeeell. that's not very fair, is it. we're only 60% whore and i don't even know if darby'd count. [SNRK]

“𝕄𝕪 𝕞𝕚𝕔 𝕚𝕤 𝕒𝕝𝕨𝕒𝕪𝕤 𝕙𝕠𝕥!” - 𝔼𝕝𝕡𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕥 𝕍𝕒𝕝𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕖 | #RP ~ #SFWRP ~ #GUILTYGEARRP ~ #GGRP ~ #MVRP ~ #OpenDMS ~ #RPSKY ~ #GGSTRP | A mostly SFW account of Elphelt Valentine from Guilty Gear -Strive- Some heavy themes may come up. (More info and such in replies!)

oh, fuck, they added aiai? maybe i oughta get my driving gloves back out...

i'm always sayin' this.

Heavy is the quarter that pounds the cheese…

whore hoards? yeah, man, i've been there. i'm in one now. they call 'em "polycules" these days normally.

— THEY'LL SEE THE TAIL OF HELL TAKE CRAWL.

// GUESS WHO FOUND IT WHILE LOOKING FOR SPECTRE ART OF ALL THINGS? www.tumblr.com/letoilepourp...

ah. my boy came home. :>

there's a monster, taking root in the property . ================================ indie oc. ( #mvrp / #ocrp / #rpsky / 🌩️ )

[ peering around the "shoulder" of a conveniently-shaped lamp in her spitting image. ] that guy looks fucked up. sucks

alright. it's been a day. i'm putting my PVP flag on. who wants to become a statistic. [ batting her eyelashes. ]

you either get it or you gont.

hannah, weird? noooooo.

oh you don't wanna see her actually leaning into it. you're fucked, buddy. i may as well write the speech for y' funeral. "here lies the princess that stripped naked because she wanted to see me in a dress, she never scored, blah blah blah," [ ...it goes on like this for a while. ]

you think if i threw that prick in the suit he'd fly more like a javelin or a dart?

* Just, before you tell Tenna, let me ask you one last thing. * Who's Mike?! Who is he?! * 'Cause none of us have ever seen him! None of us! Ever! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ BATTAT — PENNED BY #MAGNETICDOG! 🖊️🎲 [ #DELTARUNERP : #MVRP : #RPSKY ]

/ getting my sad little wet cat acct up soon. youll like him i hope

sword finally went out. two thousand bucks, baby. i'm getting that chocolate fountain after all.