"Reward people for being healthy" is functionally identical to "punish people for being sick."

Gotta hand it to Leavitt. She came up with the funniest possible response to reports of Trump officials desperately trying to kill the discharge petition on the Epstein files. It's a show of transparency that their efforts to stop the release will not be detailed to you.

In a new wrinkle, Mamdani is set to declare shar-pei law.

I'm a guy that's always sticking up for establishment Democrats: always seeing things their way. And I am fucking livid at this concession. Voters came through for you in a big way last week, Democrats. Don't you fucking dare throw that away.

Smashing Pumpkin Spice Girls

A punk marching band called Sousa and the Banshees

#SandwichGuy DC US Attorney and wine box junkie Jeanine Pirro comments, "“Even children know when they are angry, they are not allowed to throw objects at one another.” And if they do, Jeanine Pirro will try to put them in prison. www.cnn.com/2025/11/06/p...

Need something to cheer you up? Read this. open.substack.com/pub/newrepub...

You know what other president was concerned about ball room? LBJ was. #WhiteHouse #Ballroom

The right-wing fuckwads are prepping the ground for tearing down the rest of the White House.

Has anyone seen Melania? #WhiteHouse #EastWing

It's threatening to make Johnson lose his self-control.

Trump's offer to help Argentina turned into electoral meddling because Trump can't help himself. www.nytimes.com/2025/10/15/w...

MAGA has a very bloodthirsty sense of humor. Trump joking about using Tomahawk missiles on political opposition. Hilarious!

These are not going to sell well on Alderaan.

Maybe the Trump administration will pay the troops with Argentinian pesos. www.bbc.com/news/article...

Ya think? www.kgw.com/article/news...

"Isn’t it nice that people are coming from all over the world to be with us?" He knows they've been ordered to attend, right? www.nytimes.com/2025/09/28/u...

Portland not backing down.

Is he working his way to the Epstein files alphabetically?

If a government tells you that you can’t call it authoritarian, it’s authoritarian.

"Well, there's your problem..." #DonaldTrump #Escalator

There is a direct correlation between how embarrassing Trump's performance is and how lavishly the FOX News pundits lay out the extravagant praise. When I see them shoveling on the compliments, I know he must have really screwed the pooch.

Vance, Trump, and Bondi each said things yesterday that were horrifying on their own. Taken together, a very clear roadmap for the future emerges Trump is actively preparing a large-scale crackdown on left-wing dissent. The threat of widescale repression is no longer abstract; it is imminent

Trump ordered flags at half staff after the Charlie Kirk killing, but Kash Patel put the Salt Lake City FBI Field Office at half staff weeks earlier.

I didn't know Schumer had it in him.

You can indict a ham sandwich, but not the guy who threw it. www.nytimes.com/2025/08/27/u...

According to FOX News, 1. Democrats are the masters of gerrymandering 2. California is already gerrymandered to the hilt 3. Gavin Newsome's push to redistrict California must be stopped

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Under Biden's CHIPS and Science Act, Intel was awarded a little under $8B to help pay for a $28B chip fab in Ohio. They had received $2.2B of that before Lutnick announced he was renegotiating CHIPS grants. Now, the administration is reportedly considering taking a stake in Intel.

After the way Trump has handled the issues around the Epstein files and the reaction from his followers, can we drop the notion that he's some kind of genius at reading the room and divining what his people want from him?

Trump's distortion field is really doing a number on that flag.

I'm revising my assessment of this guy from obsequious idiot to dangerous idiot. finance.yahoo.com/news/us-trea...

Just look at all this fucking efficiency. www.theatlantic.com/health/archi...

Congratulations to the Babylon Bee for accidentally writing something funny! This article was published a week ago.

Jon Stewart riffs on the Epstein story blowup, and then talks revolution with the author of Andor and the author of the Revolutions podcasts. Just an intensely interesting conversation. youtu.be/SUUw-UfK64Q?...

DHS spokeswoman Tricia McLaughlin accidentally tells the truth: DHS took an "all-hands-on-desk approach" to helping out with the flash flooding in Texas. www.cnn.com/2025/07/09/p...

Elon's AI has fully turned on him.

Days after Trump stops shipping air defense missiles to Ukraine and minutes after a Trump-Putin phone call, Russia launches its largest ever drone attack on Kyiv. Almost like it's coordinated. www.cnn.com/2025/07/01/u... www.reuters.com/business/aer...

Here's something to brighten your day: gizmodo.com/tesla-stans-...

Protecting his stock portfolio while ripping away health care from 17 million Americans. This is Washington at its worst. We need to ban Congressional stock trading.

Yeah, when you have a volunteer army of followers eager to harass and threaten people, fill inboxes with invective and death threats, frighten staff, frighten neighbors, and frighten family members, you don't need electoral threats. www.cnn.com/politics/liv...

If the Medicaid cuts in the Big Budget Bill aren't going to be painful to the electorate, why don't they take effect until after the midterms?

A good idea I saw posted on another site:

Love it when he plays the old classics.

Alligator Auschwitz is Trump's revenge for people laughing at his earlier plan to put a moat with alligators and snakes on the Southern border.

Every few years another genius comes up with the same bad idea. Ooh, hey, how about a new political party?! Somehow, I'm having a hard time believing Malnutrition Musk cares about the people.

Some people don't know when they're being trolled.