Started playing Poker Night at the Inventory. It's fun! What the fuck is Tycho on about though 😭 like bruh what do you do with hedgehogs, man

Salem and Maxey [try to] Save the World (ft. @shounenjump.bsky.social)

When the king asks you something, you better obey... ...even if it's COMPLETELY stoopid Also yeah I ask the uh... Floating hand to flatten me, if you're wondering uwu #toon #flattening

“🎶I didn’t take my sneakers off, I’m still Sneakers O’Toole!🎵” The implication here is that if he took his sneakers off he might no longer be Sneakers O’Toole. What does that entail? What would a sneaker-less O’Toole be? Would O’Toole himself cease to be without his sneakers? Much to think about.

Request on the other site for a Hummer Guy version

"For sale: baby shoes, never worn" is finally getting a 6 part miniseries adaptation (Source: tinyurl.com/5ejjus3n)

This flat plush doll smells strongly of fresh milk for some reason... #Flattening #平面化 #Inanimate #Transformation

A commission for @flatteningleaf.bsky.social #flattened #flattening

A high school junior form Plainview, NY won gold this weekend after backwards long jumping 41.56 miles across state lines. paletteswap.site/dif...

The LEGO Group has just announced a new line of LEGO sets based on the upcoming series, LEGO One Piece, and fans are already speculating the set may contain a few perhaps, or possibly more. paletteswap.site/dif...

Anyway here's me as a bunny. #kcltart 2025

Toony Janet doodles (again)

MORE Toony Janet doodles again

Yesterday, the crew of the ISS called the crew of #Artemis2 and had a short conversation in between their busy schedules of research and documentation (I promise, to a scientist, that's more fun than it sounds!) This was the first ship-to-ship communications ever to take place in space. #NASA

G r e e t i n g s

Welcome to Dem T. Simian's profile, where there's a 50/50 chance of either posting a doodle I made that appeals to me or rambling about something ultimately inconsequential

Barley showing off the goods~ Got this YCH from @itsmesadaxis.bsky.social! #funsizefloppy

I'm a bit late to post, but here's something I made using Mario Paint last year. Whaddaya think of this tune?

Its @doughisaur.bsky.social birthday! Let's take on the job together! Commission art by @jamieb0i.bsky.social!

Some of my classic characters from the lineup! Apparently a lot of folks didn't realize how tall Leigh the dragon girl is, so hopefully this helps

please tell me lore about quebec! I’m doing a show in montreal next week

here's how the "earth" article looked in 2001 when wikipedia was 3 weeks old, long before anyone realized that astronauts would someday edit the site from space :')

A commission for @albi6335.bsky.social #elastic #elasticity

HAAAAVE AT THEM LADS #alem

Entering my "am I ace?" phase again. 🤔

But anyways, all that to say: if you feel frustrated by a lack of impulse to have sex but feel social pressure/ashamed for not having a partner, please don't! It's a viable option to just be horny sometimes, or not at all, and not desire to actually fuck anyone!

Don't you know your queen? #AcePride #Asexual #furryart

April 7 is here once again, which means it's my birthday! And you know what that means, what better way to celebrate a birthday than with balloons! What better way to celebrate a birthday with balloons than being the balloon! 🎈 www.deviantart.com/ikyle/art/Bi... www.furaffinity.net/view/64586561/

Janet shape shifting doodles

I cannot even fathom the elated high-fives at Nutella HQ right now.

wheres my head at?

Put on a magic show of course!

OpenAI's "industrial policy" doc is a helpful roadmap for the tropes they are about to flood the zone with (including via "research" grants) to influence law and policy. Look out for stuff like the "Right to AI," "democratization," "public-private collaboration," "open economy,"... 1/

Depluralize a movie. I'll start: Tree Gump

🎨SleeplessEnterprise on FA

cheers brother, I'll drink to that

Happy Ace Awareness Day! Which it apparently is! Did you know that being Asexual just means you don't experience sexual attraction? It's true! There are a whole bunch of ace folks out there who are into kink, masturbate, or just enjoy physical content!

Patreon pic from last month (link in my pf) Here I am, helping this Charizard with his training; apparently, he only uses the same move. I spent like three hours thinking about a possible vict... I mean, battle partner, but then I remembered that I usually lend myself to these things :P

This pair is ready for valentine's day comm from @sinker-elly.bsky.social

Fiona stumbles upon a funny-looking and veeeery soft rug~ She looks like she's already thinking of where to put it in her house... Wait, is the rug blushing? 😳 My side of an art trade with @tonzono.bsky.social ! #flattened

With how flat Fiona is all the time, i'm pretty sure she's a very good teacher, seeing Josette's face ^w^ My part of a trade I did with @demthesimian.bsky.social ! #flattened #flattening #toon

Tropi Hop

I’m helping wash the motorcycle. 洗車のお手伝いは任せてくださいっ☆

A floppy Brenna sheet

Could use more Acks youtu.be/vVfJOwoFdrk