Not sure you're getting a tenner for this mate

The layers called it but it was much more transparent than some years where the winner is basically odds-on all evening

Betfair Exchange reckons it's Bulgaria here, with Israel runner-up. Let's see #eurovision

Yeah this is rock solid peak #eurovision from 🇫🇮

UK was odds-on to finish last of #eurovision before the start this evening. Bookies spot on as ever

What a hit Toko 🙌

One point deduction for failing to control their fans IMO

Just caught up with the highlights. Kinsky. OH MY DAYS Gordon Banks eat your heart out

Can this season just end. Can't even enjoy a certified banger right in front of me. Feel for Matty, I doubt he does that challenge if the Adrenalin isn't up from the goal

There have been many summers I've pondered why I renew my season ticket but avoiding this clown on comms must be right up there

Anyway, congrats to Leeds on staying up, great achievement. Go and have a good drink. Tonight

That was an absolutely horrendous viewing experience, even worse than City at home the other year. Never a foul on Raya either. Anyone think Vic gets that?

Guys, you've got rid of the wrong director of football

Turns out it wasn't a 'disgrace' that Villa rotated ahead of a European semi. Who'd have thunk it.

If you're wondering how Spurs Twitter are celebrating the Villa win, tactical bloggers are being dragged for having previously critical views on the performance levels of Palhinha and Gallagher.

Very much enjoyed Wu Yize thinking he could just walk straight off to the dressing room at the end of the world championship final 🤣

Why is Richie Wellens reffing Hearts vs Rangers?

Haha great spot

Tottenham away ole ole

The most important takeaway from the last few weeks is Thomas Frank should never be employed again.

Cannot believe what I've just seen at the Crucible. Allen misses a black off the spot he'd pot 99 times out of 100 to make the final. Final frame shootout

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Most pertinent political post I've seen for a while. Hard to reverse gaslighting.

Ah bloody hell just seen the Beth England farewell video, in bits here. What a legend #COYS

Fortunately the sheer quality of the play eventually outweighed the nonsensical decisions

Trust VAR to ruin what has been the best game of the season

I don’t think the main factor in our permanent injury crisis is bad luck or our crap medical department. It’s that, for years, the imbeciles running the club have decided that a vicious cycle of playing 50-game seasons with only 12 fit players at any given time is totally fine.

Alan Smith's GO ON as West Ham went through a reminder of Andy Gray's OH NO when Stalteri scored the winner in the 4-3 at Upton Park.

Excellent piece this - amid all the fears about teens and social media, large swathes of older generations have been radicalised. Some sad stories here, but some hopeful ones too. www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

Was in a bar in Marbella this evening, full Rangers team there on a mid-season break. Spoke to Mikey Moore. A) he's not 'coming back next week' as I asked 🤪 B) definitely 'back in the summer' C) hopes 'Spurs stay up'. Clearly locked in to Rangers for the season

An awful day for Tottenham... but a great day for democracy with Orban's defeat. A toast from Venice where we've had a magical weekend and nowhere had Sky Sports thankfully

The world is going to shit but seeing people crying watching Fred Again and Thomas Bangalter at Ally Pally (full set now on YouTube) is a real heart warmer. Music heals.

Massive fan of Villa displaying the formation in their line-up graphic. Team XI in squad number order is one of the biggest crimes going

Shades of bloody William Gallas with that strike. Some hit. But a positive display in the wake of recent results. Big shift from everyone #coys

Frustrating to go in behind, defended well in the main. Not sure 4-4-2 is working though - Olivia on for Tinka (especially given the booking) and add a body to the middle #coys

Another nonsense - 'he got his shot off so it can't be a pen' in the West Ham Leeds game. He was clattered and had to go off FFS. One of the worst unofficial rules in the game, this

I added an All Saints song to a shared Spotify jam at a house party this evening. Regrets? Never ever

Incredible decision at Chelsea tonight - Katie McCabe is the Joelinton of women's football.... (pic courtesy of @theathleticfc.bsky.social)

Another thoroughly depressing day to be a Tottenham fan. How they have managed to suck every single iota of joy from Bilbao away and battered us into submission on a daily basis is beyond belief.

Spurs on tour in Valencia #coys

Gutted for Brennan, he's still fully COYS as far as I'm concerned. Almost had a wonderful last minute assist as well. Fine lines

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Tell us it's the fans' fault again eh

Sanchez has gotta do Beto than that

Won on xG, won the second half... take out City's cheat code and we get a point! (Yes game state etc etc but good character after the break)

So, Red Nose Day today. Youngest daughter's school suggested everyone come in wearing 'something silly' and a coin or two to raise money for Comic Relief. She wore her Spurs home top

Well in Spurs. Can't turn down a Champions League home win whatever the context.

Four four fucking two baby. Up the Spurs

Tottenham not playing on a day used to bring an element of relief but being so shit that we are relying on multiple other teams doing us favours basically makes the entire weekend unbearable

Sort it out @ofcom.bsky.social