Nobody named "Jim Jarvis" should ever be allowed to play shortstop. That's a relief pitcher.

Why is Todd Golden there? Guy's got the worst basketball coach vibes this side of Bruce Pearl.

Marta getting real weird today at the Dunwoody station

The closest restaurant to my house is about to become a Women's Sports bar. This rocks.

There's a dude walking around my neighborhood this morning in footie pajamas and a bathrobe, just sipping his coffee. Man knows how to start the week

Happy Easter, see y'all next week

JFC. Thanks for your $25k, good luck with the last two months of your child's school year!

Opening day was fun yesterday. The braves play tonight and will almost definitely ruin it.

Marta reach probably won't be successful long-term, but I've started using it this week and it has been great for me, personally

That's a quicksand warning

The one that felt the longest was driving from Athens GA to Gainesville FL pre-smartphones. I missed my turn in Milledgeville to get on the interstate, so I did the whole trip on 441 hungover and flipping through the various gospel broadcasts that are the entirety of South Georgia radio on Sundays

NCAA Tournament 1 seeds are now 0-2 all time after playing (and defeating by 50+ points) Prairie View A&M in the Round of 64. (1999 Kansas, 2026 Florida)

I wonder what Wally Szczerbiak is up to these days

Still thinking about how Profar donated $15M to the Braves Foundation because he loved gear so much

Todd Grantham-ass government

Somehow she is totally fine. Ate breakfast. Watched a movie. Asked to go back to school. And apparently that's allowed if they only vomit once and don't have any other symptoms. So welcome to the first schoolday back from winter break!

The good news is, kid seems unfazed. The bad news is, kid seems unfazed

Welcome to the first school day after winter break! THERE IS VOMIT EVERYWHERE welcome to the 99th day of winter break

My orthodontist was Dr. Straight, and the worst dentist I ever went to was Dr Payne. That man's fingers were each the size of a bratwurst.

Resort entertainment tonight featured spiderman vs batman, Thanos vs hela, and Wonder woman doing a performance to the avengers theme. I love the Caribbean

Dual moguls might be the most confusing winter Olympics sport to me. Race down this terrifying hill! First one down maybe loses!

Now I want an individual sliding triathlon event - Each racer has to do Luge+Skeleton+Monobob

Mvp mvp mvp

Shouldn't have thrown that

Braves winning it all this year

And the first sport I've successfully gotten my kids to sit down and watch is..... LUGE

OK Goebbels

If this truly reflects a players interests, I bet we could pretty easily get Blake Treinen suspended

Just poured the kids' milk into my wine glass. It's only Monday?

Dad, tell us a long story! Once upon a time, there was a dachshund. The end.

"If Jim Bowden can do it, I can too"

I finally tried the Magic Taco food truck in the Texaco parking lot. Y'all.

www.maptap.gg January 27 99🎯 95🏅 97🔥 89🎉 95🏅 Final score: 940

Man, I hope the Euro model is right and not the GFS

The car was fine, but I was testing the limits of the Fuel Warning light. I finally turned into a gas station right as the engine stopped, and coasted up to the pump. Felt like an evil genius. (It did not work nearly as well the second time)

So that bus thing really happened and wasn't just some guy live-tweeting while watching Speed, huh.

I only wish we had gotten constant sideline shots of Antwaan Randle El

16windiana I guess

BEEEEEECCCCCKKKKKK

I can imagine worse things than being stranded on a desert island with Rachel McAdams

If you missed it yesterday (and you probably did,) I launched a new store to start moving away from Teepublic, and my first new product speaks directly to the moment: wondershout.printify.me/product/2352...

Sugar Creek! Which eventually flows into the Atlantic unlike those better-known rivers on the other side of the railroad tracks (The Chattahoochee)

This might be the most crowded I've ever seen Marta without a big event or major delays somewhere. Both trains standing room only from Decatur thru downtown

Kid 2 is a born contrarian. Barks at people. Throws up the U. For the sake of our tables I'm glad we didn't explain the buffalo bills to her

Tired: Steve Spurrier invented football in 1992 Wired: Curt Cignetti invented football in 2025

Man iu should have put someone back to kick 6 that

And his coaches have work/life balance? How? What kind of voodoo does cognetti know?

INDIANA!!!!!! It still feels so weird

Ok I think Indiana might be pretty good

We are so close to turning off the computer for the weekend. I might even "forget" my phone at the office. That seems nice.