This game is an absolute banger

BIG FLAGS BIG FLAGS BIG FLAGS

Shout-out to Jolene Jolene. World cup on TV, Atlanta Dream on the sound, vibes immaculate

me, demanding more of the daytime World Cup to which I’ve become accustomed

The weird person singing on the train today is... a Marta cop? What is happening here

I hate to wade into today's gambling discourse, but what are the odds he no-shows tonight?

10/10 would recommend

It is unbelievably nice out today. Gonna go find a nice shady spot and take a lunch nap

Did not expect my first 82-0 team to include Victor Oladipo

Oh cool, champions league final is still on

Rules are rules.

About to head to Ann Arbor for a wedding. I've never been to Michigan Are there Michigan people on here? Do they have recommendations of things to do?

Atlanta traffic clearly did not get the message that school's out

Just bought World Cup tickets. Gonna vomit. Now to spend the next month eating Haitian and Moroccan food to decide who to cheer for.

This Sophia the First episode is all about Dunwoody Village and it is kinda freaking me out.

I am greatly enjoying the neighborhood Women's Sports Bar drama. By all accounts Jolene Jolene is going to be awesome. On the other hand, this is the shitty pizza place's 3rd "relaunch" in the last two years. I just don't think that completely ripping off the new bar's tagline is gonna work out.

Nobody named "Jim Jarvis" should ever be allowed to play shortstop. That's a relief pitcher.

Why is Todd Golden there? Guy's got the worst basketball coach vibes this side of Bruce Pearl.

Marta getting real weird today at the Dunwoody station

The closest restaurant to my house is about to become a Women's Sports bar. This rocks.

There's a dude walking around my neighborhood this morning in footie pajamas and a bathrobe, just sipping his coffee. Man knows how to start the week

Happy Easter, see y'all next week

JFC. Thanks for your $25k, good luck with the last two months of your child's school year!

Opening day was fun yesterday. The braves play tonight and will almost definitely ruin it.

Marta reach probably won't be successful long-term, but I've started using it this week and it has been great for me, personally

That's a quicksand warning

The one that felt the longest was driving from Athens GA to Gainesville FL pre-smartphones. I missed my turn in Milledgeville to get on the interstate, so I did the whole trip on 441 hungover and flipping through the various gospel broadcasts that are the entirety of South Georgia radio on Sundays

NCAA Tournament 1 seeds are now 0-2 all time after playing (and defeating by 50+ points) Prairie View A&M in the Round of 64. (1999 Kansas, 2026 Florida)

I wonder what Wally Szczerbiak is up to these days

Still thinking about how Profar donated $15M to the Braves Foundation because he loved gear so much

Todd Grantham-ass government

Somehow she is totally fine. Ate breakfast. Watched a movie. Asked to go back to school. And apparently that's allowed if they only vomit once and don't have any other symptoms. So welcome to the first schoolday back from winter break!

The good news is, kid seems unfazed. The bad news is, kid seems unfazed

Welcome to the first school day after winter break! THERE IS VOMIT EVERYWHERE welcome to the 99th day of winter break

My orthodontist was Dr. Straight, and the worst dentist I ever went to was Dr Payne. That man's fingers were each the size of a bratwurst.

Resort entertainment tonight featured spiderman vs batman, Thanos vs hela, and Wonder woman doing a performance to the avengers theme. I love the Caribbean

Dual moguls might be the most confusing winter Olympics sport to me. Race down this terrifying hill! First one down maybe loses!

Now I want an individual sliding triathlon event - Each racer has to do Luge+Skeleton+Monobob

Mvp mvp mvp

Shouldn't have thrown that

Braves winning it all this year

And the first sport I've successfully gotten my kids to sit down and watch is..... LUGE

OK Goebbels

If this truly reflects a players interests, I bet we could pretty easily get Blake Treinen suspended

Just poured the kids' milk into my wine glass. It's only Monday?

Dad, tell us a long story! Once upon a time, there was a dachshund. The end.

"If Jim Bowden can do it, I can too"

I finally tried the Magic Taco food truck in the Texaco parking lot. Y'all.

www.maptap.gg January 27 99🎯 95🏅 97🔥 89🎉 95🏅 Final score: 940

Man, I hope the Euro model is right and not the GFS