Every now and then im reminded how fat i am when my gut makes a loud *glorp* after my weight shifts

They hear me stompin, im belchin~~

sunken champion

Hearing your gut slosh every time you take a step is normal.

5 feet tall 6 feet around is peak form

Ive been letting too many real life hangups get in the way of being a big fat demon on the internet. I should be more of a big fat demon on the internet.

Full body fat mountain style immobility is a classic for a reason but what if boulder gut so big you cant stand anymore..

Vore U assignments be like "Eat 5 people this week. Record calories consumed and measure added girth to your belly after digestion. Write at least 300 words about your experience. MLA format."

Vore U assignments be like "Eat 5 people this week. Record calories consumed and measure added girth to your belly after digestion. Write at least 300 words about your experience. MLA format."

I need to rut some fat folds and i dont care if they belong to me or you.

Its a shame your balls dont grow exponentially every day you dont nut. That be fun.

speaking of Jay: this is me after I make spam musubi and eat most of it in one sitting instead of saving some for leftovers like I planned (Excellent YCH animation by @lukesocks.bsky.social !!)

Awwwooooo, I'm a little late posting this but I got this gorgeous WG sequence from @lichomaypinata.bsky.social. Looks like it's a full moon tonight 🌕

Look, when i say "I like curves" i really mean "i like sagging masses of sweaty fat fold piles". Its a small distinction, but important.

My summer crop was vaporized by the nuclear arizona sun but my winter greens crop is doin goooood

Theres a reason fat people like Dominos. You can order so much, it costs so little. All i can do is laugh as I order my grossly excessive meal.

Shaded commission for @nerotheshiba.bsky.social ! #vore #fatfur #digestion #weightgain #blob #fat #nsfw #furry

I dont want to live in a world where vore doesnt make you fat.

It feels like every time i tell myself i could lose some weight i find myself driving home with load of fast food. Strange.

Something about midnight is just the right vibe for eating a grilled cheese sandwich

Feelin that deeply engrained gainer urge to have my belly sloshed and be told what a big, fat boy i am.

I need more fatfur cred. Maybe i should eat someone. Establish dominance.

Could be fatter, just sayin. Me, you, that guy over there. All fatter.

Look, sometimes they just arent gunna get fatter if you *dont* bully them. Its for their own good.

Have a blobtacular day~

Man i looooooove farmers markets

Im breaking up with taco bell and moving in with del taco. It was fun but i found someone better~

Everyone already expects your fat ass to get fatter. What are you trying to prove by turning down that leftover cake? You want to stuff it down your throat, everyone around you knows youre *going* to stuff it down your throat. Why fight it?

Having a really fat stoner older brother to eat with and be influenced by would have been super cool <<;

Its hard to see a fat fupa overhang and not want to wobble it

Ya ever just..get fatter?

See paws post paws They lorge

My greed is truly that of a demon, its not enough for *me* to be a gluttonous mass of sweating lard, *you* have to be too.

If you see paws, post yours! Well I've been under my hubbies now, may as well post my own!

Im having one of those "id do anything to weigh 800 pounds" kinda days..weeks..

What if..we both got waaay too fat?

hey, here's a patron draw for @dunkieduncan.bsky.social! just another day at da blob factory.... #fatfur

something gained and something lost

Been thinkin bout what "high obesity rates" actually mean in meat space. You look around and most people are maybe a little chubby but they sure arent "obese". Like how many absolute whales do you see waddlin around in your daily life, maybe 1 in 10,000? What im sayin is, lets step up our game.

Tell your gainer friends to get fatter today

I can get down with the gorging on fast food until youre sick fatfur mindset buuuut sometimes i just wanna squeeze into my nice outfit and sit down to a 50 course fine dining tasting menu~

If food is supposed to be "energy" then why do i feel like falling asleep after eating 3000 calories of burger king? Hmmm???

Its good havin them big, thick smotherin paws.

There is a massive, multibillion dollar industry dedicated entirely to merely motivating people to lose weight. I want to invest in the opposite. Life coaches, gurus, trainers, motivational speakers, hypnotists, diet industries all dedicated makin ya fat af

Using my brain makes me tired

Im makin my "ultimate super awesome mix tape" and its up to 150 songs now. Im aiming for 500 at least. Just a big ass mix to blast my car speakers.

When i say "i want to lose weight" i really mean "i want you to tell me im not ALLOWED to lose weight."

I gotta start finding a way to cram drawing in to my schedule

www.tumblr.com/elliegoose/7... This chart of cocktail names for different types of Mountain Dew mixers is killing me. I didn't even know there WAS hard Mountain Dew.

If you ever cultivate fat person habits you may as well keep getting fatter cause you aint escapin it even if you try~