Man i looooooove farmers markets

Im breaking up with taco bell and moving in with del taco. It was fun but i found someone better~

Everyone already expects your fat ass to get fatter. What are you trying to prove by turning down that leftover cake? You want to stuff it down your throat, everyone around you knows youre *going* to stuff it down your throat. Why fight it?

Having a really fat stoner older brother to eat with and be influenced by would have been super cool <<;

Its hard to see a fat fupa overhang and not want to wobble it

Ya ever just..get fatter?

See paws post paws They lorge

My greed is truly that of a demon, its not enough for *me* to be a gluttonous mass of sweating lard, *you* have to be too.

If you see paws, post yours! Well I've been under my hubbies now, may as well post my own!

Im having one of those "id do anything to weigh 800 pounds" kinda days..weeks..

What if..we both got waaay too fat?

hey, here's a patron draw for @dunkieduncan.bsky.social! just another day at da blob factory.... #fatfur

something gained and something lost

Been thinkin bout what "high obesity rates" actually mean in meat space. You look around and most people are maybe a little chubby but they sure arent "obese". Like how many absolute whales do you see waddlin around in your daily life, maybe 1 in 10,000? What im sayin is, lets step up our game.

Tell your gainer friends to get fatter today

I can get down with the gorging on fast food until youre sick fatfur mindset buuuut sometimes i just wanna squeeze into my nice outfit and sit down to a 50 course fine dining tasting menu~

If food is supposed to be "energy" then why do i feel like falling asleep after eating 3000 calories of burger king? Hmmm???

Its good havin them big, thick smotherin paws.

There is a massive, multibillion dollar industry dedicated entirely to merely motivating people to lose weight. I want to invest in the opposite. Life coaches, gurus, trainers, motivational speakers, hypnotists, diet industries all dedicated makin ya fat af

Using my brain makes me tired

Im makin my "ultimate super awesome mix tape" and its up to 150 songs now. Im aiming for 500 at least. Just a big ass mix to blast my car speakers.

When i say "i want to lose weight" i really mean "i want you to tell me im not ALLOWED to lose weight."

I gotta start finding a way to cram drawing in to my schedule

www.tumblr.com/elliegoose/7... This chart of cocktail names for different types of Mountain Dew mixers is killing me. I didn't even know there WAS hard Mountain Dew.

If you ever cultivate fat person habits you may as well keep getting fatter cause you aint escapin it even if you try~

Nothing flares up my inner rebellious teen like being told what im "allowed" to do

If you eat someone who was blueberried do you also become blueberry? Has anyone tested this. What does the science say

The evil feeder stereotype, the feeder that manipulates, abuses and fattens some poor victim well beyond what they consented to..that there is the good stuff. Thats when ya start cookin with gas.

Can confirm student life makes you fat

Its pretty cool how getting fat gives you big honkin jugs. Big milkers are essential to life.

I have not been feelin that fat fur vibe lately. Strap me to the feedbag, i need to be re-conditioned

Sometimes you do really fat things without thinking about it like spending thousands of your saved up fast food points on a binge that immobilizes you for the next 8 hours.

My burger king knows me as "gorb". This is what i get for using a silly fake name on my gmail account.

I tied up this ferret and force fed him til he was about 5 times his initial weight @pawgoop.bsky.social

Ayo fatfurs ya aint foolin anyone with this "exersize" nonsense. Waddle your ass back to the buffet where ya belong and work up a sweat stuffin your face.

Its almost ironic, eating muscular prey who spent years in the gym perfecting their bodies only to be slopped into some flabby lard roll on my body.

I like edgy fursonas

Reddit is wild. You can say the most milquetoast, friendly little nothing thing on a random sub and you will come back an hour later to a -75 karma, a whole ass war breaking out on your comment, 3 people died, entire families dissolved, utter chaos.

Chips are edible spoons

Sweatin my lard off over here ><;;

Unsolicited opinion time. Vapes are the lowest tier way to consume pot. No sir, i dont like them.

My head: "Maybe itd best to lose some weight, its good for ya." My belly: GGOOORRRGE! EAT DAMN YOU! CONSUME! EXPAND! STUFF UNTIL YOU CANT BREATHE! My libido: Listen to your belly~

When you enter an eating contest with preds, no matter what happens, they win~ 🖼️ = 934 @wasdfoxtaur.bsky.social @lardfillbat.bsky.social Happy Vore Day! Be sure to consume a sexy donk today, and tomorrow, and the next day….

Its vore day that legally means you have to let me eat you

Oh im stupid! Today isnt vore day tomorrow is! Well either way, glad you guys enjoyed my little contribution :3

I promised a #voreday pic so here we have it! You call it "public transit," i call it "meals on wheels"~ #vore #furryvore #fatfur

The life of a celebrity pred must be wild. As soon as your gut enters a room its all cameras and fans going "oooohhh eat meeee eat meeeee!"

How are yall makin your drawings look so good on phone screens. My drawings look great to me on my tablet but when i upload it they look awful on my phone D:

Im actually gunna participate in a fetish holiday and draw some vore day gut.

I find the notion of "working off my prey" offensive. Their memory will always live on, padding out my waistline~