This is the 1st time one of my vids has passed 1 million views HOLY

Found out that there's a mod that replaces Lazarus in TBOI with Moarf, and when you die he revives as MoarfBlue. This is amazing news.

They've done it. A Pokemon game that looks good. Now they just have to also make it be fun and they will have broken the curse.

Just had Steven show up for the 1st time in Mewgenics, but I lowkenuinely had to leave mid combat to make dinner. FMCL.

Got a new tattoo

This year was the 1st time in a long time that I didn't hit every goal I had, but that's okay. Even though I didn't upload a scripted video this year, I am very proud of everything I put out. I'm very happy with how 2025 went, and I accomplished goals that I didn't think were possible 🥳

Dota 2, PUBG, Android son or League, Fortnite, iPhone daughter?

Award shows are such bullshit. The right person never wins. This system needs to change. #fuckcjya

Says the Lobster Guy @moarf23.bsky.social

What the fuck does this mean?

I wasn't able to get a screenshot of it, but a couple of people told me my most recent video hit tending for gaming on YouTube last night. Guess I can check that off the bucket list.

Can't believe this leaked...

HE MR GAY

Thoughts?

Shoutout to everyone who came and said hi to me this weekend at Twitchcon. It was my 1st time at a con so I had no idea what to expect but that was a ton of fun.

Mama mia,

Saw a lady peel and eat a boiled egg in the airport.

The YouTube collab feature is really nice for if you want to go in on a big project with another creator, but so far the only time I've seen it used, is YouTubers collabing with every second channel vid they post to force you to see it in your sub box. Kinda a bummer.

My most recent vid has the most mixed comment section I've seen. It's either the best video they've ever witnessed, or a 5 paragraph thesis on how the concept as a whole should've never been thought of in the first place.

This number is bigger than the other numbers that I've had and that makes me feel good :)

DKB DLC looks cool, but I can't help but feel like it was meant to be free. A distinct lack of post game content + paid DLC one month later feels a lil shitty.

Just watched Kpop Demon Hunters. I wish Kpop was real.

Ally made some nectarine jam yesterday that's got me Googling stuff like this.

They call me the Tyron18 of SMO.

Finally, something I can set on my cowboy hat for formal events.

Got the checkmark that means I have $1,000,000 in my bank account. Yippe.

Cap kingdom is soooooo cool, like did you guys ever notice that the ground is all hairy and shit like wtf was miyamoto on when they thought that? Like talking hats and shit. What the hell?

Welcome back blue coins. Died 2002, reborn 2025.

Ordered a Dave's single at Wendy's and they rang me up for a Dave's double. When you live life at 200% people around you start to notice #GrindNeverStops

1st video to pass 100K within 1 day 🥳

This is how I spent my night, refreshing 4 browsers across 3 monitors begging anyone to let me spend $500

I fear YouTube's AI responses have got me figured out.

Man, it feels bad to loose all the time and literally never win ever.

Man, it feels good to win all the time and literally never lose ever.

Haha me when... Me when you're... When your... Me when- when i- when me and your... Me when.

Just looked outside. What the hell is going on?!

Binston has gone too far this time...

Good luck with the nightmare update Pokémon Sleep users. Gonna be a rough couple of months

Can't believe Smallant owes me $5000 now

Youtube's AI may be onto something with this one

Just a heads up for anyone planning on streaming Stimulation Clicker, if you click on the airplane ad as it flies by, it will open amazon and show your home address :)

Got my 1st crypto casino sponsorship opportunity, I've truly made it

I don't usually post here when a vid comes out, BUT I think this is possibly my best edited vid so far. Really happy with how this one turned out 😎 youtu.be/8nzsh3Geaz0

Wasn't gonna drink tonight, but I just lost 100K channel points in 1 prediction

👁️👄👁️

Thank God they actually called it the Switch 2. There is an alternate reality where they called it the Switch U and went bankrupt because of it

The first 5 minutes of my next vid is looking very colorful. I feel like I'm playing the piano on my keyboard swapping between all 8 POVs.

Every year I write down goals for my YouTube channel along with some creators that I think do something better than me. This is the second year in a row hitting my unrealistic goal. I don't feel like I did a good job on my creator goals, but I did end up making vids with 2/3 of them. Good year.

Just finished watching Dota: Dragon's Blood and I cannot believe I hadn't heard anything about it yet. The 1st seasons animation is definitely low budget, but the over arching story is INSANE

The DILF era is no more. I have become CHIBI!