Hey everyone, this is Dave. Maxis has given me access to this account and is logged out of it. Me and FIHAdmin are unsure what to do with this account, and we’ve decided to just let it stay here and collect dust. uhhh super mario

Alright here's the deal guys, I'm gonna be really busy today and don't have the time to wait for a video to post to Bluesky. So for today's #FingersInHisAssSunday post I'm going to be posting a YouTube link. I hope you guys understand. youtu.be/6F5azNTnaOI?...

The big one has blamed the one that's been on the account longer

Update: both account runners on the twitter account are arguing over who caused the porn to show up on the tl

I'm getting word from my Twitter counterpart that there's only nsfw Spamtenna content on their timeline

A Very early #FingersInHisAssSunday

It's a father's day #FingersInHisAssSunday go find someone's father and tell them the entire history behind this joke

Apologies for not making any posts when Deltarune came out at the start of the week, but I hope you've all been having a wonderful time with the new chapters and don't forget to have a beautiful #FingersInHisAssSunday

Happy pride month and a wonderful #FingersInHisAssSunday

I forgot it was fucking Sunday my B everyone

#FingersInHisAssSunday I'd also like to offer a Happy Easter and a 420 blaze it to those who celebrate

Never ask me for anything ever again #FingersInHisAssSunday twice in one day for this stupid bit!

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hey guys can you like the post I'm quoting? thanks

Oh by the way, two days ago was the account runner's birthday

My ass is not going to throw rocks while inside a glass cage so please do not try to blame this incident on anyone from other websites for any posts that would lead to me reporting and blocking the account You are free to think that they came from 4chan or Twitter But please do not state such

I know I don't normally make posts outside of the weekly post, but please don't post mutilated bodies and Nazi ideology/imagery in my replies I don't think I have to say this, but people are often disappointing. If you do such, you will be reported and blocked

Oh wow That's uh That's awful Why would anyone post such a thing under a fucking funny sans and komeda dancing to silly song Jesus

I will not explain why I'm late today, but I will say it rhymes with Frolic And The Snack Bite

trying to play this video has crashed my bluesky app twice

I dislike how long it takes to upload videos, but I'm sure it will get less tedious as time goes

Happy First #FingersInHisAssSunday of 2025 everyone!!!

I OVERSLEPT SORRY FOLKS

Oh hey that's 404 followers. Thank you all for deciding to follow this account even though the Twitter counterpart to this account is most likely of higher quality. I know it's been a short year so far for me, but it's been nice seeing that people want this gimmick to be on bluesky.

Merry #FingersInHisAssSunday and a happy New Year. Feel free to share your holiday wishlists and things you might've gotten for others, after all there's only five days until Yaoi Claus comes from the Sewer pipes to deliver gifts.