all evening plans on hold for as long as he’s doing this

watching the ocean’s series for the first time in 2025 and there are some top tier running bits but i have to say brad pitt always eating does not even make the list

braved a visit to the mustard gallery with the curator of the mustard museum (adam)

decided i need a sweater vest in my wardrobe. it’s definitely not about me not feeling like knitting the sleeves of two other sweaters that would be finished if i just did the sleeves

caligula cam

pokey lafarge fit check

welcome to bluesky where you have to give us your social security number in order to see pictures, swear words, and DMs

told kindergarteners something was 100 years old and they asked if i made it

why the hell is MEADVILLE the closest place to pittsburgh showing frankenstein

dashed to remake my pinterest account when i heard the news…

I'm just saying, we could settle this with swords, instead of 30+ emails. 🤺 #artWIP

Probably best to chase it indefinitely

seeing much excitement about adding josh o’connor to the hot priest cinematic universe but real ones have included him since 2020

some slugs got in under my back door and started mating and i’m observing with the cats…life can be so beautiful

11 year olds LOVE her fashion brand company shirt

baby man

i'm going to keep making adult art and so should you. humans have been recreating sacred glimpses of sucking and fucking ever since we had enough hand dexterity to hold tools, and these rat kings of capitalism are at best a few centuries old. don't be scared, art and our humanity will outlive them

don’t worry i’m radicalizing all their kids against ai data centers

at this rate i might get to wear this linen tee while it’s still hot out

hi! 😃 i couldn't help but notice that scrolling is sapping your will to live! may i offer u a video essay in these trying times? youtu.be/Bdj14_jdumI

two animals i put a lot of trust in are the beaver and the bison. we should have more beaver and bison basically all over north america

he knows exactly what he is doing

count zero (1986) by william gibson

don’t talk to me or my son ever again!!

the gilded age is so perfect man. i’m on the sides of two ladies named bertha & agnes. the episode ends on a real cliffhanger but the show knows its formula so in the preview they immediately show that the dastardly plan will be thwarted soon enough that they’re all wearing the same outfits akdjksks

one of the things i occasionally have to do at work is go through our “educational” stickers from amazon (don’t @ me i don’t do purchasing and i’m personally divested) and remove all the ones that are too weird/incomprehensible/offensive. this one made me fucking lol though

check out my blueberry bushes

observing him, you can kind of start to see why medieval artists drew cats and lions like that

Me, a person who has publicly called Thomas Cromwell "babygirl": Ali Hazelwood is in trouble for WHAT

consulting my vintage copy of les liaisons dangereuses with illustrations by fragonard:

i’d love to do book club but i have a poor relationship with assigned reading so the club would discuss 5 chapters of one book then switch to another book for 10 chapters and then another book entirely and then maybe we go back and finish the first book. all at my personal whim

manifesting that the hotd “conceptual episode” is going to be 60 minutes of alicent imagining life if rhaenyra had agreed to run away with her

as an art history educator my favorite art periods are all the ones where they got really good at painting boobs

watching mockingjay pt 2 at the bar but it’s slightly obscured by a big fuckoff iron city beer sign

in the editing wikipedia stage of my hyperfixation on 17th-19th century french gossip

twitter hq the last two days

made a new name tag for work

probably the last thing i’ll ever crochet

this week on recipes written by chatgpt, we have a mint butter burger with mint glaze with grilled mint juice with mint leaves

when you’re attracted to men your life can be split into “before” and “after” and the thing that divides it is experiencing this scene for the first time

is the pope woke? is conclave (2024) a documentary? is chatgpt my friend? what’s the worse age gap romance, 3 year old robot or 104 year old vampire?

in a thrilling race against time to finish knitting this chartreuse alpaca silk turtleneck sweater before it gets too hot to wear

yes obviously you are allowed to critique popular books and social media creators but using"booktok girlies" as a pejorative is something you should rethink imoooooo

no electricity at work so it’s my saturday, caypso is sunning in her enrichment watermelon, i’m in the hammock with lemon juice in my hair, found an eastciders too

talking to your sister will really have you questioning if you’re even a woman

i need harry styles to go on tour again. i miss seeing the harries in their outfits

he sounds like a geiger counter

Not buying from Amazon for months has been freeing but also alarming in the sense that it shows me just how Amazon has conditioned us in the US to expect cheap & immediate convenience. It's obliterated the line between what we need & what we simply want because we no longer have to think about it.

you’re dressing for the approval of people half your age on tiktok… i’m dressing for the approval of my 68 year old coworkers who started working at the museum in the 80s and 90s when they had to dress formally with white gloves at work. their compliments are everything

stoop time with miss calypso