LOL fuckin bet 😳😉

WHOOPS THATS NEXT MONTH LOL STILL GOING THO 😜

Okay so I was made aware that there's a non-fandom dance battle event in Eugene next friday and i am SOOOOO GOING www.eventbrite.com/e/cowfish-da...

I saw this post that was like "if you ask someone their favorite pokemon and they say lapras what does that mean" Lapras is literally the reason I got into Zoology and animal conservation. I couldn't grasp the thought of a current day animal going extinct as a kid until i read its Pokedex entry.

OKAY NOT AS BAD AS I THOUGHT LMAO MY EXPECTATIONS WERE SET WAY TOO HIGH LMAO WOOOO I CAN DO THIS I DO HAVE TO GET SOME FEET SUPPORT CUZ MY SHOES ARE FUCKING MY FEET RAW AND THEY HURT LIKE HELL OMFG (keep in mind i was comparing this day to when i quit my first aquarium cleaning job cuz of one day)

Bout to start wish me luck 😭

Well tomorrow at 3:30 in the morning till Noon i got the be all end all to my job, i gotta do delivery truck receiving and stocking the entire time (and a massive portion of that will be huge bags of dog food) so I'm really hoping i can pull through I reeeeaallly hope this day doesnt break me 🥺

Eh it was alright, fries were good but the chicken bites tasted EXACTLY like the homophobic chicken sooo probs a B/C

Trying out shake shack for the first time!!! 👀👀👀👀👀👀

Aight i'm headin to the PDX PAH social, see you there fatty pups UwU 👀

*throws belly at you to entice you* Hiiii im in Portland for the night, BF is at a Linkin Park concert and im here not knowing what to do until he's done UwU

DONE WOOOO THANK FUCK THE STAFF ARE ACTUALLY FUN INTERESTING PEOPLE LMFAO

OKAY OKAY NOW IS MY FIRST REAL SHIFT ON THE FLOOR WISH ME LUCK Y'ALL WHEEEEE

OKAY so today was teeechnically my first day but it went by real quick because all i had to do was some onboarding stuff and figuring out scheduling Tomorrow is my first real day on the floor XD

Starting my first day, wish me luck y'all! :D

A good friend of mine and someone I watch in the mornings (US) is pushing for partner and looking for folks to shore up his numbers. If you like stinky puppies and gay farts give this guy a watch: www.twitch.tv/cosmicwuff

Alrighty y'all, here's my performance for the @furvana.bsky.social 2025 Dance Comp! Didn't place but still had fun, very lowkey compared to last year (only 7 dancers?!) 🎵 Oolacile - Human Experience (VIP) 🎵 www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gUn...

RAHHHHH I GOT A FUMPKING JOB ON THE SPOT AT AN INTERVIEW IM FREEKING GAMINGGG

WELP i got knocked out but GAHHHH I YEARN TO DANCE BATTLE MY COMPETITIVE FIRE IS STILL RAGINGGGG 🔥🔥🔥🔥 ALSO i need to redeem my waacking LMFAO

BROOO HOW DID I GET 3 CALLS FOR JOB INTERVIEWS BACK TO BACK HUHH AND THEYRE FOR PLACES I LIKE TOO 👀👀👀

Okay i think the first thing i wanna save up for is a Framework gaming laptop, it's 3K tho so im gonna have to be a patient lil boyo But having a completely configurable and upgradeable laptop sounds like heaven, my current laptop is fine but it's def showing its age, also I can't update it 😭

*sips choccy milk* i love some good ol fashioned karma :3

okay maybe im a crazy person but why do so many dancerfurs film vertically and not horizontally???

Guhhh, damn beds are so hard to move around in when you're as huge as Jax is. Looks like he could use some help to flop his fat ass over. ;3 Awesome YCH piece (coming soon) by @noaart03.bsky.social, pls check em out! :3

September YCH open! (Multi slot) if interested or want to ask questions pls DM :3

@furvana.bsky.social i am inside you

Aighty got my @furvana.bsky.social dance comp song mix ready Just in case I don't make reg for this con on Friday (which HOPEFULLY WONT HAPPEN) this is a "safety" mix, meaning if i dont make reg i can still pull this out for Furlandia next year It's a song i've had in my wheelhouse for 5 years 👀👀👀

Alrightyyy here's my Round 1 submission for @furbattle.bsky.social against Myke The Labrawolf! Once again a song I didnt really vibe with, interpreted it as a locking/waacking song so I implemented that to the best of my ability (has never locked before) but I did the best I could. 😎 Enjoy! :3

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RTing for the PM crowd 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

Oh hey so I miiiiight (definitely) be going to @furvana.bsky.social this weekend And i miiiiiiiiiiight (ABSOFREEKINGLUTELY) be signing up for the dance comp IF @bearpaw502.bsky.social can get our reg before they hit the cap im hopinggggg So if you see this guy walking/dancin around das me :3

i took a doordash order into the Autzen Stadium area on game day without realizing and now im trapped in traffic hell 🙃 anyone wanna chat while im wasting away lol

WOOOO CHAT IM GAMING 🔥🔥🔥

INTERVIEW WENT WELL THEY REALLY LIKE ME

I GOT A JOB INTERVIEW WITH A HUMANE SOCIETY TOMORROW WAHHH IM SO EXCITEDDD I'm really hoping i get it cuz it's a full time 4-day workweek and i would like that sooooo much omfg also i'd get to work with kitties :3

So the only drawbacks to birdwatching i've found is that 1: My local wildlife area is HUGE 2: my equipment is heavy af This tires me out super fast, so I can't walk the entire perimeter easily (cuz fat lol) WELL, I read the area rules and they dont say anything about bringing foldable chairs... 👀

Saw this in a TG chat and had to oblige...UwU👉👈

I dunno why but I'm in a VERY intense mood to have a dance battle with someone (maybe it's cuz I rewatched Street Woman Fighter 2 again) BUT STILL Like guhhh I want FurGround's Prelim round to end already so i can battle the first person in line LMAO

AMBATAKUUUUUM THEYRE JUST AS GOOD AS I REMEMBER THEM 🔥🔥🔥

time to see if these are just as good as i remember them if they are then its time for a holy quintuple

on wplace in corvallis love wins y'all I feel like i would get death threats if i posted this in an OSU/UofO football team FB group or something LMAO

Alrightyy here's some pics of the coolest babeys I saw at PACNWRS this year! Like 4-5 of these guys are my absolute dream reptiles, like if I had the money and proper setup I would buy them on the spot without hesitation, ESPECIALLY the Gidgee Skink or Chinese Cave Gecko. Had a lot of fun! :D

OKAY THAT WAS ACTUALLY SO GOOD WHAT THE FUCK?!? ABSOLUTELY HIGH A, only reason it's not in the holy quintuple is the fries could be slightly better seasoned and i wish the portion size was MUCH higher, but FUCK these are so good dude, the chicken strips are insanely good 😳😳😳

it's like a long chicken nugget LMAO

And done! Had some fun, saw a lotta cool babeys, I'll post pics when I get home Now I try Del Taco chicken strips for the first time >:3

Freaky ahh Mario 💀

Goin to a reptile convention todayyyy, gonna look at a bunch of scaley babeys and other little guys :D PACNWRS here I come!

Finished the tern! :D

Guhhhhh very much in the mood to hang out or go get food with someone but i dunno whoooo i crave thee ✨ social interaction ✨ UwU

Alrighty, here's my preliminary round for the @furbattle.bsky.social 2025 dance battle event! Doing skinsuit again for the lols Of course I get thrown a curveball in the first round, was not rlly feelin this song tbh for some reason. Hopefully next round I can do better with a good song. Enjoy! :3