Love getting pumped about the mundane. at the DMV yesterday and Beth at counter 3 was tearing it UP. She was a paper pushing MACHINE. She invented the word clockwork the way she punched out walk-ins. Counter 1 and 2 looked like slow motion, amateur hour.

just walked into a room and triggered the most generic senior person dialogue possible: Wife (to husband): "oh it's been five months since your heart attack and stroke" Husband (jumps awake): "wha" Wife (louder) "I LOOKED IT UP IT'S BEEN FIVE MONTHS SINCE YOUR HEART ATTACK AND STROKE"

Anyway Expedition 33 rules I want to give the writer a sandwich and the dev team a smoothie. Seeing men be more in touch with their gentle side and express more commonplace vulnerabilities is so fucking refreshing oh my god. If you ever turned down an Esquie hug turn your location on.

Oh shit I'm supposed to post here uh uhgh uhhh oof *starts taking Minecraft damage*

My coworker who lost half his foot is getting pain meds for me who's foot is busted from a person who tore a tendon in THEIR foot, what the heck

My friend gave me $20 to join him in the upcoming WoW Classic refresh for a nostalgia romp. Homie move or psychological abuse? Experts are still deciding.

dudes rock

International men's day, let's bring it in fellas

I don't know why I voice chat in any game when I usually get asked if I'm a real human being, it feels weirdly dehumanizing

If you're seeing "Invalid Handle" on your profile, this should resolve on its own — thanks for your patience!! 🦋

Invalid handle is gonna be my advertising safe euphemism for ED so I can keep getting boner pill revenue

DaDaDan taught me that nobody is immune to the rizz of a boy who can run really really fast. We know this because naruto running at a con will get you laid, it's inevitable

you know I don't go anywhere without my backpack of essentials gonna save my life one day fr

No Balls 🎶 #Dandadan

WOW GETTING JALAPENO IN YOUR EYES SURE FEELS GREAT ID DEFINITELY DO THIS AGAIN

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HELLO EVERYONE this algorithm be crazy how people be finding me already