i repeatedly asked for avocado on my sandwich at subway while pointing at the cucumbers

not sure why everyone is talking shit about the odyssey before it comes out considering nolan is like 8/8 on the movies of his ive seen. havent seen tenet, dont talk to me about tenet

if we're really gonna talk about old kanye and not omit his ouevre then its through the wire, all of the lights isnt even the second best song on that album

Stress free playoff basketball! As a knicks fan! What a world!

Solo is the best star wars movie.

tore up their tracks

grocery stores price gouge, shoppers steal, the game is the game

love getting blasted by music every time i click on a good looking sandwich on ig, doesnt make me into a bubbling cauldron of anger or anything

las cruces, nm

eyes got real wide when radiohead's 'talk show host' starts playing in romeo and juliet

vegas

its always been a wack series of books and movies and the people that cant leave them behind are transcendentally lame

fuck outta here

in one sitting? cincinnati to deadwood, south dakota

the 90s version of romeo and juliet

kobe road the coattails of shaq and then andrew bynum to all his rings

rallys

needs the shirtless guys outside

i'd say its closer to rubbernecking a car crash than worshiping their culture

Greedily looking forward to the miami redhawk first rd flameout in march madness

buffalo chicken from the athens ohio location used to hit like a mack truck

i dunno about all this. i was having a great time watching it, when the boncos tried to kick that last field goal, mmwahh, magnifique, absolutely hooting and hollering at the futility

cathartic

notre dame getting mega snubbed from the playoff is one - hilarious, and two - karmic retribution for marcus freeman scrubbing the internet of any photos of his old hairline and making me seem like a crazy person when i talk about it

wholeheartedly agree with this sentiment, especially after trouncing michigan last weekend

Bow Bow

favorite play from saturday, wobbled those michigan bozos

summer in nyc when all the worst people are in the hamptons, but year round? dont threaten me with a great time

randy moss shit

flacco is the judge from blood meridian. bengals find him out in the desert sitting on a boulder like hes been waiting for them. he shows them how to make gunpowder out of piss and saltpeter from bat guano. the steelers roll up thinking same ole bungles, out of ammo, and then nope, steelers dead.

"the world is vexing enough as it is"

i love them both but gringos is portis’ funniest book, not dog of the south

Some stories about my friend Kaleb, on the occasion of his funeral: channel-6.ghost.io/its-just-dif...

dont work overtime when youre on salary

wrote about a great writer thealexpress.substack.com/p/kaleb-horton

my reds yesterday moonwalkin on in

Detroiters Farmer Zack is the greatest episode of comedy thats ever been created.

i think we need to relitigate the sigourney weaver vs david attenborough planet earth narration debate. sigourney all the way.

a fall wedding saved me from purdue 49 osu 20 in 2018.

bento go-go

ohio vs ohio state is the truest, “a house divided” game.

we got a beria tossing files out the window in 'the death of stalin' situation?

John C. Reilly in Kong Skull Island

feeling mad and embarassed before the season even starts cause ryan day just had to bring in failcoach matt patricia out of the cold

yep

be kind, enjoy stuff, gas people up

dennis duffy owns one at an elevated 3 line station out in deep brooklyn

maurice clarett erasure