so crushingly indifferent to the cup finals i legit forgot they started today.

this is how i came out to my parents

can’t think of a single day this year where i haven’t been he/himmed at least once. this surely is good for my mental health

@azyrubia.bsky.social every time

crazy, at the victoire parade the mayor said we didn’t win a cup under the previous administration

that’s one o the worst calls of the series

“Oh God, oh God—what has she done? I’m a monstrosity! I’m hideous!” said the formerly chisel-jawed influencer and champion of the “looksmaxxing” subculture

so close to getting months off from sportsnet. thank christ

i’m saying that’s the run over

anyway the canes play a brand of hockey that is antithetical to the sport. i’ll root for basically anyone except vegas over these losers

i agree the game should be less fun and have fewer goals. makes sense from an ottawa fan lol

carolina sucks shit and the officials are genuinely awful but we’re playing like 6 guys in OT and no one is shooting. you cannot win like this.

thanks to whoever scheduled a playoff game on a monday at 8pm

gary galley scheduled post number 317: can i ask sportsnet for a partial refund as i have to watch 1/2 of the stanley cup on mute

rumour has it it’s still going

canes look like shit tho if this is their best

another 10/10 line change

carolina seeing a leg they can shoot a puck at like it’s euphoric

quality broadcast from sportsnet (nothing in sync)

sens fans in shambles—thought andersen was unbeatable and it’s impossible to score more than 2 ?????

not to be dramatic but everyone even tangentially involved in the promotion of sports gambling should probably be in jail

gary galley please retire!!! you’re horrible at this!!!!

god it’s been like 12 years but pittsburgh still goes dummy hard. turns out nearly dying really is the secret

no, however the game is going, i will not watch the sportsnet panel. i’m not completely stupid

is nick suzuki playing?

habs playing like active shit. should be ashamed of themselves

the cope from leafs fans (so ass they got 1st overall) and sens fans (so ass they got bounced in 4) who are like “ha, we’d crush this habs team” okay man you literally already lost

do you want to hear some pointless shit from an idiot feels like a defining maxim of now

this era of court jester has a kind of sadness that is no longer ironic and is, in fact, just kind of porcine in its muddy sadness

not to be an absolute fanboy but Candy Truck / You Expected: LAB Your Result: Green remains unfathomable. how did they do this

a space x rocket maybe lol

crazy life hack i just improved sportsnet by 300%: muted the intermission

3 consecutive no calls with 2 penalties to buffalo sounds good

ottawa fans said it’s impossible to beat carolina? yet the flyers have scored almost as many goals in 1 game as ottawa did all series?

hahahahhahahahhahahhaah

worst period we’ve ever played? it’s gotta be up there

the next bombs will be dropped by a woman but for animal cruelty, we broke the glass ceiling guys, women are free xx

desbiens

so is tampa just brandon hagel? dude has 60% of their goals

i’ve never consumed this many drugs

laughing out loud like the joker

hahahhahahahahhahahahahahahajhahahjahahhahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahajhahahahahhajajahjajajajahajaja

sens being literally gifted this game and currently still failing to unwrap the paper

ottawa: just gonna hit this guy clean in the head, get a powerplay for it, and then put a bowl on so i can’t be touched. the genuine most cucked team in the league. i’ll take any US team over these pissbabies.

saw a sens fan complaining that a) the habs-bolts series is like preseason compared to them against the canes and b) sportsnet is a habs homer. sorry you’re getting swept by a team we swept but do you want the canadian broadcaster to be… pro-tampa? it’s not 2 canadian teams bro

asking the guy behind me at the game if he has tickets for any other game and then selling mine

oh and fuck these godawful refs. call nothing. call everything. just making shit up

fuck tampa

hey guys got a concussion recently anyway starting my new job as an nhl ref wish me luck!!!!