Going to log off slack every day with “I AM DISENGAGING” as my last message of the day

I am thrilled Lisa Barlow is back #rhoslc

There’s free speech and there’s careless speech, i want to live in a world that understands the difference

I am sure CAVA is delighted by this coverage

Almost disappointed the rapture didn’t happen.

Someone pay me a full time salary for just managing my insecurities

I am experiencing the workplace version of “is everyone mad at me or just busy feeling?”

Please rapture my anxiety away.

I guess we won’t believe that not masking leads to covid because that’s just for people with weak immune systems but we can readily embrace other spurious causations because we really want to believe in those?

“Thank you for your email but I have been raptured and will not be able to make our standing meetings ever again.”

MAWRA 2025: Make Andrew Wakefield Relevant Again 😞

I know very little about arthritis but i am going to confidently declare that it’s caused by too much magnesium because that’s how science works right?

I love the smell of needing to send out and respond to roughly 40 emails on a Monday morning. And 40 is a conservative estimate.

The front page of a certain newspaper right now is stomach-churning.

Love the truly wild comments people leave in the NYT games forum discussion.

I have had too many dentist appointments where nothing has been wrong with my teeth and I know we are creeping ever closer to the day when something will be wrong. Must not be lured into a false sense of security #teeth

Being a hunting wife is stressful! I prefer real housewives.

The most unbelievable part of Hunting Wives is that Malin Akerman is always wearing sexy underwear.

All the worst people you have worked with are spin instructors on the weekends

Why is every restaurant a “small plates” place? No, I don’t want to spend $18 on charred kale and pretend it was an “experience.”

Uggggh this is why the robots are gonna eventually revolt against humanity. Maybe the robots should eat the rich and spare the rest of us.

Has anyone seen Human Decency lately? Or did she decide to move elsewhere?

40% of my brain is occupied by digestive issues, the other 40% by all the terrible news. The remaining 20% is always at the pharmacy looking for digestion remedies.

I met the most adorable Great Pyrenees today named Dolly and she leaned against me because she liked me! Made my day 💜💜💜

The body keeps the sore #iwillseemyselfout #thanks

I can’t believe it’s only been a week since last Thursday’s … events. I feel like i have aged 4 times since.

Also apparently the secret to being popular on LinkedIn is to post more often on LinkedIn. Who would have thought that a platform that profits off mining our content for profit would continually demand more content from us!??

At the phase of life, where I wake up every morning and google a new set of puzzling symptoms from the day before and then fall down a rabbit hole of Reddit threads with people describing similar symptoms

My only coherent thought today: Robert Redford sure could wear the hell out of a dress shirt.

Ever since i was a tiny little baby crone, i always wanted to be an independent contractor with little to no job security or benefits. Living the dream.

Love Robert Redford, but I do think Indecent Proposal was a clarion call regarding the dangers billionaires pose.

Asked for what I needed and immediately felt guilty and concocted a thousand scenarios for how it could go wrong. But I think it’s better than seething in resentment over not getting what i need. Right?!

The only way to be a human right now is to either be exhausted by the constant barrage of news or find your own methods to exhaust yourself in other ways to escape the news. Neither option is sustainable but at least the latter has the semblance of control? IDK.

Lately i have been thinking a lot about “The Memory Police” by Yoko Ogawa, a searing book about a regime that controls what people remember and how they remember it. When I read it, I found the mechanics of such large scale memory control hard to comprehend.

Just saw a new job title on LinkedIn: Head of Narratives I hate it over there. So. Much.

Catching up on Vibe Check podcast and I laughed so hard when @zachstafford.bsky.social said, “if you're telling me that the woman that wrote Eat Pray Love is now a lesbian that tried to kill her queer partner, that makes sense to me.” @samsanders.bsky.social @theferocity.bsky.social

UAE may have won more stages but @teamvismaleaseabike.com won our hearts with that improvised podium celebration #lavuelta #lavuelta25

Des moments comme ceux-ci 🥹❤️ Après l'annulation des étapes et des podiums de la Vuelta, les coureurs et les équipes ont pris des banderoles et ont décidé d'organiser eux-mêmes une cérémonie de remise des prix dans la nuit sur un parking. 🥹 🎥 : TV2 Danemark #lavuelta25? #palestine🇵🇸

2⃣1⃣3⃣ Teams set up 🇪🇸 Vuelta a España podium at hotel parking lot. 😊 #LaVuelta25 | (📷 @tourdegila.bsky.social)

Let's be honest: this is so much better (and more memorable) than the real one could ever have been. One for the ages. #LaVuelta25

Thanks so much. I love being cc-d for visibility.

📢 El Visma improvisa un podio para celebrar el triunfo de Jonas Vingegaard Más información 👉 www.esciclismo.com/actualidad/c... #ciclismo #LaVuelta25

Maybe she’s just enjoying her Sunday, maybe it’s her sleep paralysis demon sitting on her chest.

Can’t say this wasn’t a predictable outcome #lavuelta #lavuelta25

The Summer I Turned To Unhealthy Coping Mechanisms

I need a healthy outlet for all my emotions now that Grand Tour season has ended. I cannot invest more psychic energy in cycling this fall #lavuelta #lavuelta25 Also this site needs an edit button.

It’s been a fantastic season of grand tours and cycling. Can’t wait for 2026!

⚡️ First sprint victory for Pippo Ganna! 🚀 Primer sprint de Ganna en #LaVuelta25

🕺 Finishing the last mountain stage of #LaVuelta25 in style! Could you do this? 🤟 Esto es estilo... ¿O que no te has cansado mucho, Iván?

Wow, what a race. At least it was suspenseful until stage 20! #lavuelta #lavuelta25