Also photos of pizza have reached a critical mass on my timeline (skyline?) and I think pizza is going to be in my future very soon. #pizzasky

The library app keeps logging me out but I need to compulsively check on all my holds at least once every hour so I know they are on their way! #librarysky #booksky

Please don’t email me. I am regulating my nervous system for the next 48-96 hours.

Morning Kittens

Is there a word for a nap that completely resets your nervous system and leads to ego death?

Hahaha i hate these people so much www.nytimes.com/2026/04/11/b...

Peacock is so good at taking the joy out of watching a race live. #roubaix

What a race! #roubaix

Hell yeah MVDP #roubaix

I am not there but my allergies are spiking because of Arenberg #roubaix

The Peacock commentators are such weird fanboys for Pogacar #roubaix

Mathieu!!! #roubaix

Oof 30 seconds to Pogacar now #roubaix

“Forest of Arenberg” is a good title for a horror novel #roubaix Perhaps a cyclist should write it.

Loved hearing @theferocity.bsky.social and @zachstafford.bsky.social discussing #summerhouse this week on #vibecheck! Exciting when my podcast worlds collide!

I volunteer to be a pillownaut

😭💜

Ever since I was a little crone, I knew I wanted to go to bed early and read.

An AI company released a report this week that claims Gen Z workers are sabotaging “AI transformation” efforts at their companies because they are afraid of losing their jobs. Sure, I will trust this completely unbiased research 🧐 🙄

I did the world’s tiniest pull up this morning so that’s gonna be my entire personality for the day.

The only certainty in my life is that all my library holds will arrive at the same time and will be due at the same time. #booksky #librarysky

Okay fine, these cool astronauts are making me want to be an astronaut even though it’s too late because I am hopelessly earth-bound and more specifically, couch-bound.

The ultimate expression of professionalism is the utterly neutral look on the faces of the Artemis II team when a certain “world leader” called in. In space! Absolute pros!

Valid query for every life endeavor from now on: Does it have pockets for snacks?

Recently watched an hgtv show where they constructed built-in bookshelves, but then the interior designer decided to put in books with the spines facing inward??? Like what the hell? What is the point of having bookshelves? Let’s not make this a trend, for heaven’s sake! #booksky #librarysky

Increasingly i get weepy at the library thinking about how wonderful it is and there are so many books waiting there just to be borrowed. Never change, my little nerd haven 😭💜 #booksky #librarysky

April 1st is honestly even worse on LinkedIn

Did a scary thing and sent in a job application.

LinkedIn content is “Tuesdays with Morrie” for intellectually and emotionally bankrupt AI truthers who just want validation for the damage they are inflicting on the world.

Listen, this war is leading to a dosa and dumpling shortage! I hate everything! www.nytimes.com/2026/03/12/b...

Given the number of books on my TBR list, i am convinced my purpose on earth is to read all the time. Instead here I am on a Monday morning contemplating what slides I should create and what I should include in my cover letter for yet another job application. #mondaysky #booksky

No one: … Ezra Klein: AI is gonna change everything!

Sometimes i start thinking about what i will have for seconds before i have even had the main meal.

Instagram says a photo is “covered” because it has sensitive content and then when I ask to see it anyway it’s just an adorable pile of seals… great content moderation 🙄

Wow, another overpriced “athletic pilates” studio is opening in my neighborhood. How thrilling.

May I handle all the quiet devastations of my life like Valerie Cherish. #thecomeback

All Bill Lawrence shows seem to be about working professionals who decide that not having boundaries is the best way to do their jobs. I thought Shrinking was bad but Rooster is just even worse in this regard??

At my lowest moments, all my overdue library books are a source of comfort. #booksky

Why pay a dentist to grind down your teeth before getting veneers when you can grind them down yourself at night because you have massive anxiety? * I am not getting veneers.

Idk why you would want to go to Hogwarts when you could attend Unseen University in the discworld! Now those wizards have seen a thing or two! #booksky

Suddenly everyone is saying “discourse” everywhere. It’s like we are all in a critical theory seminar in grad school and we have decided it’s our favorite “smart” word. Let’s do “interpellation” next.

Okay I am having a bad day. 😭😭😭

Love that feeling when one of my managers is typing me a message on Slack that never arrives but she keeps typing and the other manager tells me they have “updates” to share during our weekly meeting. Hahahhaah. I am in hell.

Rebranding heartburn to “acidmaxxing” because uuuugh

Watching HGTV this morning: Open concept houses are not interesting. Imagine how boring it would be if Northanger Abbey was set in an open concept house!

“I am starting a substack” is quickly becoming a shorthand for “I am undergoing a personal and/or professional crisis.”

All the Lindy West opinions and stories from the past 24 hours are leading me to believe that this whole thing is a @tonytula.com story come to life.

When you are looking at Oscar’s red carpet interviews and don’t recognize most of the people 😭

I can write detailed emails for work but when it comes to responding to quick text messages, my executive function fails completely. Ugh

I am just about finished with “The Safekeep” by Yael van der Wouden and it is so so good. The story sneaks up on you in layers, in waves, and before you know it, you are completely out of breath and under water. #booksky