i will not nor have i ever condoned blonde people

dating a butch is so funny i'm laid up w a girl who calls me bro but barks on command

*woman i barely know looks at me a little too long* "is it because i don't put out enough? 🥺"

stop "not mind"ing certain pronouns!! say em with your chest !!!!

how to tell my best friend i want him to get me pregnant

look into my eyes. suicidebait that political spam text. it is the only way into heaven.

new song with aria !!!!!!!!!!

i have a butches guy. a guy who sends me butches . A guy who will send butches to my place for a night if they need a place to stay in town. my butch supplier. my most loyal vizier. i love him more than any of u

why is every man internationally trying to become what is pretty unambiguously an American Man? girl we hate them here why do u think it will work in a place where people are less crazy?

it’s bandcamp friday ^_^ bc forgoes their cut for today, so consider supporting me/the new record on thereeeeee

lesbian as in the gender, bi as in an admission of guilt

*solemnly taking off my jingly bell hat and placing it on the bedside table* i thought u said japeplay :c

when the tall cishet boy at trader joes gives u that look that u know means he wants to treat you like his mother and his daughter

ppl complain about romcoms being formulaic but if u try to suggest they make one about a codependent triad of women who all view each other as mother figures suddenly i'm the problem

she dowsnt wanna play puppies w me :c

2013 was so real. who among us (ඞ) doesnt love pizza and having their butt touched?

the presence of a 24 hour mexican joint is the defining feature of whether or not a city qualifies as civilization

well first of all i would have been a low level noble being tended to by your eldest daughter in another life so maybe consider that before u yell at me for messing up your fabric cut in this crumbling house of Joann

@saoirsedream.com ST is out vinyl is running low and 2nd run of cds coming next week lr-d.ffm.to/saoirse-dream

icymi i did a feature on the rly awesome saoirse dream album :3 open.spotify.com/track/2pjgwy...

WIFE ALBUM WIFE ALBUM GO LISTEN NOWWWWE!!!!!!!!!

just found out my work is going out out of business. they need to make being hot and annoying a 6 figure career NOW!!!

bitches with no rug always post shit like this

i love trans women

got a lot of plans with he/theys this month. might dial it back. need to keep em humble

IM GOING ON TOUR!!! :3 in support of @saoirsedream.com on the east coast leg of "The Simulacrum Tour!" ive never done this before n its kinda nervewracking,, but im still VERY EXCITED n cannot wait !!! ⬇️links below⬇️

going on tour forever with @canofbliss.bsky.social :3 organized by @lipgloss.world poster by @grrumble.bsky.social

i've trimmed my youtube algorithm like a beautiful bonsai tree to only show me channels that get 1k views tops and it has unveiled to me the most insane shit imaginable

an underrated thing i miss about drinking beer is that everyone immediately knew i was a dyke

neovagina implies the existence of paleovagina(gets so wet thinking about the mom from Dinosaurs i shrivel up and die)

wendy's cashier: will that be all? me: i think so. we just close our eyes for the last time and we're gone. but it doesn't have to be sad. it's like before you were born. we don't miss those who haven't happened yet. we don't feel their absence wendy's cashier: mothers do. i do

it’s janyuri

in 2025 i'm unionizing the tgirls

hello blues guy

i love when bands have faggots in them

my sleeper autist phrase was activated and now i'm trying to explain the greater lore of the rankin/bass christmas movies to my roommates with my voice gone (typing it out in the notes app) while we watch santa claus is comin' to town

i feel like fiona the way im married to the green. i feel like shrek the way i treat my girl like a princess. i feel like donkey cuz i had sex with a dragon and had weird fucked up half-dragon babies

sexual dimorphism

idk why straight men fetishize taking someone's virginity. "i can't wait to make a girl not cum for the first time" be serious

in light of recent events (fumbling 2 category 5 lesbian events back to back) i would like to issue an apology for my insensitivity towards the dykes-who-wont-make-a-move community. i'm so sorry and i promise to do better in the future

i don't have spotify where is the untitled.stream wrapped?

Former Amazon worker here; do not cross this picket line. Don't do it. Don't even order from them (unless absolutely necessary). They're a disgusting company to work for and the reason for my knee problems that required years of physical therapy. Fuck Amazon. We stand with the workers! 👊🏻✨

i hate to do this to the transfem nudes community but monster cans are not *that* tall

yuri winter is hitting HARD a girl at my pharmacy literally half-climbed over the glass panel to call me pretty today

this album destroyed me. u should listen to it!

returning to online has been weird. so many lesbians yearning. girl go talk to her

fuck wik me

this bitch invited me on a webfishing date and then made it a public server