9/10 pirates don't know about this one weird trick

Read as: Criminal Chimp Too Powerful For Mainland, Sent to Solitary Penal Colony

NEW EPISODE: It's all been leading to this! On the new I Hate Doctor Who, I present the Tardis Team with 20th anniversary story: The Five Doctors. Will the survive the death zone? Will they still hate Doctor Who? Youtube: youtu.be/ImfdgTd0cCw?... Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/5bYU...

Call me the working class American child's diet in the 90s cuz I'm Nothing BUT PBs

I idolised Kai from Beyblade so much I had a dream I can still recall clearly. I went into Toys R Us and discovered his Black Dranzer from his villain arc - it was in a huge case covered in chains and hidden in a derelict ailse. The intense desire I felt scared me, and steered from the path of evil

What! He did what?!

Thinking about how I (as a child, mind) heard the lyrics from 'Be Our Guest' "Tie a napkin round your neck, Cherie" and thought a Necksherry was just a french woman's neck

Final few reps got me pulling faces like Hector Salamanca

This is the best day of my life

Refused killed it tonight -- a bucket list band for me and totally exceeded expectations

Seen they've got Celtic playing two games at once now just so they'll lose

Big claim but without context "The Smashing Machine" might be the funniest movie title of all time

Will be checking this out later!

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Throw down your lotions and potions. Rip up your gym membership cards.

New story being published soon, please look forward to it 🫰

Everyone worked real hard on this one, and I'm really happy with how it turned out, so I'm just gonna be honest and say I hope more people watch it. youtube.com/watch?v=yNHBWQ02FNU

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In my neverending drama life, got hate crimed and threatened outside the Doublet pub by some fiercely anti-pakistani randoms. Staff gave their sympathies, but did not move a punter who joined in, who I'd informed them of. Hate being a downer on socials but can't help being alive, haha!!

Reposting for the Sunday doldrums

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You ever think fondly about the best joke you ever made? When I got assaulted, at the hospital the police said a journal was found at the scene. I, covered head to toe in blood, said yeah that's mine, must've flown out of me like loot from a goblin. I feel I'll never top this

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"Old coot in the woods is infected by something nasty" is one of the all-timer short horror story plots

Just to be clear: Fuck the UK Supreme Court and fuck JK Rowling.

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Note to self, the cooking cutscene in Wilds does not protect you from aggroing monsters.

My story is out!!! Listen to it!!! ♡♡♡

I'm stroking my chin and nodding pensively

Forgot to post for a while. Uh, I saw Nosferatu. It was decent! I started Chrono Cross. Really enjoying that so far! I'm reading Master & Margarita. It's inspiring! End communication

Read this! It’s excellent and Weird!

was mostly keeping it together until I read Kyle MacLachlan's tribute to David Lynch

Get it! It's a great magazine and @scottmcnee.bsky.social 's awesome new story is in it. Well worth the read

PAPERBOY is out this year! Launching on 13th March at @waterstones.bsky.social Sauchiehall Street with help from my wee bro @caileansteed.bsky.social! www.waterstones.com/events/callu...

Have a lovely day folks 🥰🎄

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I show this to people who don't play video games or know Star Trek and it still slays every single time GUARANTEED. All timer

Submitting my pitch for the inevitable Sonic 4

Waddle Doo sit back from the telly you'll get square eye

Taking the tree down and appreciating this minimal effort illustration in the manual, looks like the electric gremlin drew it

What a year, christ. 2023's been... challenging - for me, and the world - but dwelling never did me good and my outlook for the future remains hopeful. Wishing the best to everyone for the new year. I'll be riding into it with my fingers crossed and shirt sleeves rolled up 😘

Tried to dig out my old Xbox to play Oblivion today but no luck. Did however rescue my most treasured possession:

It's always Scooby-Doo Where Are You? and never Scooby-Doo HOW Are You?

Experiencing a raging internal conflict about the very nice Waitrose custard creams

🎉Our new single Demons (Work It) is out now!🎉 A sexy slice of modern city pop co-written by Fiona Lynch, featuring performances from Paradise Killer alumni Fabian Hernandez and Thomas Temple. Listen now on streaming or buy the single from bandcamp at the link below!😈✨

Getting into turnip carving this Halloween to deal with the rising inhospitable pumpkin economy

Kaiji was a manga inspired by the struggles Japan faced during its recession in the 90s. It's a story I'm sure is just as relatable now as it was then. Kaiji nearly crumbled under the pressure gambling with his life on the line. I loved imagining that same kinda of stress playing mere board games.

Wuh? ...Huh?