normalize naming your pets after yourself

i need a rave gf that i can eventually turn into my HOUSE-wife

idk why but watching no commentary full videogame walkthroughs on youtube is so peaceful for my soul

i hate internet trolling so much. i miss when the internet was pre-anyone born before the 2000s

i wish artists would stop dropping a music video at the same time as the song. let the song at least breathe on its own for a month and THEN create anticipation for the video

artists announcing a tour and giving you a day and a half to maybe 3 days to get ready is not enough to prepare fans to be able to buy concert tickets!!!

that “6-7” thing is gen alphas first ever major meme moment for their generation and i STILL have no idea wtf that means

This is amazing. And it’s truly the stuff of nightmares.

i love being a millennial. i’ll forever brag that we are the greatest generation that ever lived

IMMEDIATELY after i sign up for a free trial, i make sure to cancel that thing. ain’t no way im gonna wait to the last second to cancel.

i’m only playing the mcdonald’s monopoly game so i can score as much free food as i possibly can

i love it when artists drop EPs. like give us some music where you’re just in a creative space that has nothing to do with an album. just some fun music to feed the fans

Nicki on twitter spaces sounding like she has my family hostage and won’t release them until i hear her demands

I was born in the 90s, so of course I know everything

Jesus is up there in heaven looking down watching America the way ppl watch The Real Housewives franchise

the worst thing a fast food restaurant can do is add mayo to my food 🤮🤮🤮

being a republican is the EASIEST career to have today because you can say whatever you want and don’t need to have facts cause the base that supports you is too stupid to do research and is easy to take money from

“i didn’t vote for this!!” yes you did. you voted for the unqualified idiot over the HIGHLY qualified woman.

i’m so mad i missed the era when ppl used to actually DANCE in clubs. nobody dances 100% in clubs anymore cause everyone’s afraid of being randomly filmed for some strangers social media account

2024 could be argued that it was just as good of a year as 2016🤷🏾‍♂️

Release the Epstein Files. guess i gotta say it since the democrats for some reason stopped saying it

here is how Drakes ICEMAN can be a CLASSIC - keep the album 12-13 tracks - NO FEATURES - use ONE producer for the entire album. aka 40. - leave the narcissist behavior behind and be TRULY authentic & honest.

i realized growing up that dating was so easy for ppl cause they just settle for anything. dating is a million times harder when you know exactly what you want and your worth

the no kings protest was a success as far as turn out numbers goes but the marches during BLM was more impactful cause ppl were legit getting arrested for their beliefs. no kings protest was a safe political saturday block party

it’s really crazy how society really tries to convince you to have kids in your 20s when your 20s is your first decade of complete freedom.

walking behind women as a man, you have to fake pretend to be on your phone so it doesn’t look like you’re trying to stalk them

i love audiobooks. it’s like adult storytime

i just realized i have been on every major social media platform that’s ever been out since Myspace in 2006

women born in the 90s are the hottest

driving a cyber truck just lets women everywhere know that you got a small dick and that could never be me

i’m in my 30s. casual dating is what you do in your 20s. i’m ONLY dating to marry at this stage

i don’t think i’ll ever get over waiting 2-3 years for 6-8 episode season. like why can’t these show runners just film 2 seasons back to back if the episode count is gonna be that short ?

now that Bad Bunny has been picked for the Superbowl Halftime show, who is JAY Z gonna pick for the NFL Christmas Halftime show??!!

who cares if you don’t understand spanish. just stfu and enjoy the MUSIC.

“but i don’t understand spanish” “i don’t know his music” “he don’t have enough hits” “i don’t wanna have to read subtitles” i already know how this dumbass internet is gonna react to Bad Bunny superbowl announcement 🙄

if you thought the white ppl lost their minds when Kendrick did the Superbowl earlier this year…imagine how they gonna react when a LATINO does the Superbowl all completely in SPANISH💀💀💀

Clipse, Cardi B & Playboi Carti finally dropped long awaited albums in 2025 which means there are officially no more long awaited albums in rap currently. everyone is pretty much up to date now which is kinda crazy to think about

it’s almost the end of September and we still have NO IDEA who is doing the Superbowl Halftime show. like NFL, just pick Taylor Swift or Bad Bunny and give them whatever they want

Mane right lol

these HBCU homecoming reveals has truly shown me that i am VERY much old cause who are these ppl???!

finally watching the original TRON movie for the first time. i saw the 2010 sequel first

1500 streams equals ONE single purchase. there is not a single person that has streamed a song 1500 times. BUY THE MUSIC IF YOU REALLY LOVE THE ARTIST!!!

i finally got my first Labubu😅🙌🏾 better late than ever 🤷🏾‍♂️

Cardi B is currently doing a meet & greet tour and every single person that’s meeting her has BOUGHT a signed CD. THIS is how you promo an album!!! i need to see more ppl in hiphop overall working harder to sell their products. y’all are TOO damn lazy out here and it’s showing.

this bad bunny concert is teaching me that the LATIN clubs is where it’s AT🙌🏾

BAD BUNNY LIVE CONCERT LETS GOOO

i can’t WAIT to watch this Bad Bunny concert on Amazon Prime tonight 🙌🏾

lmaooo what if the rapture already came and no one noticed

women privilege is women seeing that the girls bathroom line is too long and just walking into the men’s bathroom knowing they’re not gonna get called pervert or get the cops called lol