If you stutter step the keeper should be able to come off the line. Garbage.

What does Dr. Joe have a doctorate in?

Nice to see Var can still make questionable calls at all levels.

Yea, if I'm that kid in the ad I am drop kicking the robot, two foot style. Every tackle studs up.

When you are walking the dog in the rain and you can hear, but not see, a little girl singing nursery rhymes...

My TV was so annoyed at that goal it turned itself off.

That was... Some work on defense

Finding out the people I thought were my online friends like pineapple on pizza and now I no longer know what to believe.

On this International Day Against Homophobia, Transphobia and Biphobia, we stand with our LGBTQ+ community and against all hate. Everyone has the right to live as their authentic selves.

Still no flame thrower? Booooooo. Best play of the match was the North end being open...

Judge Orders Everyone to Know This Piece of Shit from Covington, Not Seattle: tinyurl.com/ysfbw6vh

Can't even get a penalty

We can't get any shots down on target...

Bad second goal to give up...

Sounders score to win and Mariners give up a score and lose. Weird night...

Nouhou to DeRo!

Sounders give up a goal to let the match be tied, Mariners score to tie it up.

Run it down their throat!

Sounders score to tie it up and Mariners give up two scores to tie it up...

Come on guys...

Winning in every stat except the score!

Father in Law: I would think that when they move the ball up they would keep it up there and not pass it back

So stupid...

Well, soccer is bad this morning unless something amazing happens in the next 4 minutes

Me: I am going to drop a knife on my foot while camping. Sounders: LOL, Score 4 Me: I am not sure. I am happy with this precedence.

Well, we fought but just did not get that last ball in. The field looked great, hopefully we can play like this going forward.

Even the announcer complaining about 6 minutes.

Are they giving him smelling salts?

We look good with two forwards...

Chaos ball enabled!

A yellow for being shoved into the keeper...

Someone get it at the goal! Or at least var the hand ball!

Do not like letting those crosses bounce through in front of the goal...

Almost the classic face goal...

Not even looking the right direction. Lousy turnover leads to a corner which leads to our lousy defending on set pieces...

When Rothrock misses a shot...

Goal given! Payment for hitting Rothrock early.

This is a great addition to the walk to the match. Had to stop from buying several things I didn't need

Thinking of this for no reason at all today. youtube.com/shorts/-YJgM...

Arlo got his spring haircut.

I think one of the issues is the USMNT does not have a Rothrock.

Why mark anyone? Make them make the play. Oh wait, they made the play.

Turn on the match after a meeting, watch the USMNT pass the ball straight to Portugal and give up a goal

A solid shift, the second half has been a bit slower but we are up three nothing.

As much as I want a fourth in the first half, that would probably be a little rough of a call.

Who knew I would be arguing for goal line tech already!

I suppose we did not need a fourth goal in the first 35 minutes.

Just a Reign wrecking ball!

Cross, volley, goal!