Of course all is fine, why do you ask? (Yea, I'm the psycho that tries to preserve the paper opening a Ferrero Rocher, what about it?)

Old Man Yell At Clouds: OF COURSE no one knows how to read analogue clocks nowadays, THEY DON'T HAVE NUMBERS ANYMORE. I WANT A WATCH WITH 12 NUMBERS!!!

Mantenho que salgado de palmito com alho poró não é o favorito de ninguém, só é o único salgado sem carne que tem na vitrine

Saddest of all dogs… no one ever plays with her.

Enquanto isso, no NYT…

Adivinha quem passou duas semanas esperando o lattes atualizar pra lembrar só agora que precisa enviar as atualizações? 😀

Had to spend half of the day on Google translator. From English to Portuguese. My own thoughts. Because my brain couldn't set in the language I needed to wrote the thing.

Fellas I might actually be able to send this project in time??? And it looks like something that could be approved??

até esqueci que eu tava triste com esse video aqui kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

bolsanaro reportedly upset about going to prison because it’s taking him away from his true passion, going to the hospital

SIM 🎉🎊'🥳🎈🎁🥂🍾✨🎆🎇🪅🚓

Apparently the closest library with the physical copy of title I want is at Puerto Rico University, only 5626 km from me.

A 12 yo told me to read Twilight because "it's sooo gooood", nature is healing 😌

Don't get me wrong, I love wicked. Watched it plenty of times including live in London, on a Halloween day. That's exactly why I'm not spending my money watching the second act AHAHAHA

Sempre bom lembrar que a solução apresentada pelo mercado e amplificada pela grande imprensa era o Lula se humilhar correndo atrás do Trump e colocar o Brasil numa posição de submissão kkkk

I love public transportation

People keep trying to send things through email, messages, cloud, link etc instead of saving in a fucking USB flashdrive and every single time the USB flashdrive proves to be superior This is my millennial beef, I guess

I need cute Christmas stickers without any snow in it

Whoever put The Internet Archive's titles down, I hope you suffer. Genuinely.

Trying to wrote a project to send to the master's degree program and suddenly I have so many ideas. I just need to write one that gets approved and then I can change it, but damn that's difficult

I bought a Super Transparent Tape!! and now I can't find the end of the roll.

Maridão de rabo grande

i can be trusted with vintage typography equipment

If someone truly loved me they'd have given me a dagger-shaped letter opener by now

Sender's address being in the front of the envelope and recipient's on the back is just so wrong.

Estamos em 20%!! 😭🙏 Ainda temos 15 dias de campanha, vem apoiar!! 💕✨

Love this so much. 💜

I feel like my legs should soak in hot water for an hour but unfortunately I can't improvise a tub

Sweating looking into the horizon trying to decide if I wanna be or kiss Machida Keita is his Glass Heart role. (Please nonbinary gods give me 10% of this energy. Maybe 20%. I sure wouldn't complain some 50%)

The urgent need to be seen Vs. The ancient trauma of being rejected

Ontem a secretaria da educação mandou a gente assistir a videochamada deles com um PowerPoint podre de desconfigurado feito em IA pra falar que tem que passar aluno a qualquer custo ou a gente vai ter que passar as férias planejando aula de recuperação

os gringos reclamando de calor na COP... sim, tá foda o calor. por isso que a gente precisou se reunir pra resolver ele né. presta atenção, mano.

Tirando se para usar em autódromos eu concordo 100%

Eu amava o verão quando ele ia até 32 graus e não agora que vai até 47

Guys I had 03 things to do this morning and I did ALL of them without struggling with time???

Ok I uh. I'm genuinely not sure how much longer I can avoid a doctor to see my foot now. Trying to not add pressure to my toes has been taking a heavy toll on my legs and posture

uma postura individualista em que se pisa na cabeça dos outros pra subir pode até funcionar, mas tem um custo imenso para a comunidade artística tenho pra mim que é preciso sempre ir puxando outras pessoas junto com a gente conforme vamos subindo

What if I skip work today and stay the day sleeping

Dozens of Indigenous protesters forced their way into the COP30 climate summit venue and clashed with security guards at the entrance to demand climate action and forest protection.

Been doomscrolling for an hour and still have found No endorphins. You had 01 job internet, this is betrayal

It's sort of amazing how we can always tell what food poisoned us

impressionante como toda hora eu tenho que fazer uma coisa. mais impressionante ainda é que varias delas foram ideia minha.

I am today years old when I understood why "single's day" on 11/11. Because... Of so many 1s. I'm

That time of the year

25h work my fucking ass, then why am I in the computer at 8 am?

I am (unfortunately) very unafraid to burn bridges, but I never accounted that people still wanted to cross that river and now I am very confused staring at them on the other side. Wtf, aren't you supposed to be gone? I thought you didn't like to come here?? Do I even want you here???

Well well well, look at what we have here. Sounds like I'm so busy thinking about everything I have to do that I can't even do everything I have to do. Incredible work!

I just realised The Absurd Amount Of Assignments I have to grade until the end of the month and I might just spend the whole time sobbing really

I got a fortune cookie last night that said "it doesn't matter what we have, but who we have" and I know where it wants to get at but I'm frowning at this wording

Ainda estamos longe da meta, precisamos da sua ajuda! Quem não puder apoiar o projeto, pode nos ajudar compartilhado ele 🥹💖