Ughhh the new espn mlb.tv thing suuuuucccka

The buck stops, somewhere else.

Multiple deaths confirmed in Austin shooting last night: www.statesman.com

Are any of these videos all over Facebook of people partying in US streets real? I’m 99% sure they are ai, but it’s now impossible to tell

Sen. Lindsey Graham claimed that Americans will be giving their lives to a “noble” cause if there are U.S. casualties in the Iran war.

“He said, Sir, you made me not a dog anymore!”

She should have been President.

The Guardian has identified the Columbia student abducted by DHS as Ellie Aghayeva. She posted the IG story below: www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

BREAKING: Columbia President Claire Shipman says DHS agents entered a residential buliding this morning and detained a student. "Our understanding at this time is that the federal agents made misrepresentations to gain entry to the building to search for a 'missing person.'"

Oh, this is fine. I’m sure this will be the last we hear of this. Also, something something Venezuela

New boss and now I have multiple absolutely pointless meetings every day. They don’t even need to be emails, they are simply pointless

That was very boring

These random dude in the crowd call outs are so fucking weird

So we got Venezuela to release someone from prison and then brought him here? I thought that was a bad thing.

What the fuck??

There has been zero substance to this state of the union.

This thing is going to go 3 hours

Jesus this slasher porn crap is so gross. People get murdered everyday in this country. There are red flags all the time that get missed. It happened at sandy hook and Uvalde and Parkland. It’s very bad that this woman got killed. But it’s not unique.

Ilhan Omar and Rashida Tlaib heckle Trump as he goes full fear-mongering white nationalist

Why are we still applauding?

Have anyone’s prescription drug prices gone down?

Why do people think he’s charismatic? This is a boring fucking speech.

Oh now it’s just a rally speech

I’m pretty sure nothing he’s said yet is true

Zero illegal aliens have been admitted? How would we know that? If they’re truly illegal, we don’t know who they are.

It starts

So Epstein moved materials to various storage units across the United States, no one bothered searching those units, and we learn this not from the DOJ but instead a British broadsheet newspaper? Pam Bondi needs to be arrested. Like, yesterday. www.telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2...

Yeah, that’s why he’s a rapist

Taking a gummy early tonight so I can be fully prepared for tonight.

Not charged and still married to her…

This is probably just a coincidence, but it certainly a weird coincidence

Wow, just wow. I’m not watching the state of the union, but it could be something. Wonder how drugged he will be in order to keep him on message.

This is a real thing. A true story. Our brand new aircraft carrier, built during the first Trump term, has toilets that won’t flush.

Of course he did

This is super cool. And blue whales are bigger than dinosaurs??

It’s actually the exact opposite, as vp you get all the blame for things that go wrong and none of the credit when they go right

Why the FUCK is the director of the FUCKING FBI using YOUR TAXES to FLY TO ITALY so he can party with pro hockey players?!? In WHAT FUCKING UNIVERSE is this ok?!

Well that was a spring training triple play

WTF is happening at the cubs game? Emergency alarms going off but the game is continuing?

I think someone was doing a Trump impression. But at one point it does so almost exactly like him…

Not only is he corrupt, not only is he a pedophile and sexual predator, not only is he incredibly stupid, but he’s also just so fucking weird. What the fuck is this about?

I think AOC should run for speaker, as a joint candidate of Andy Beshear, and Pete in either order, as the presidential candidate. AOC can run on bringing actual power back to Congress. She can be the SPEAKER, the voice of the Democratic Party. While Pete and Andy run things efficiently.

35% of adulthood is figuring out which things have a filter that it would probably be a good idea to clean or change every now and then

Stupid sun

Read this, and ask yourself, how would someone have known, in 2016, A: who Epstein was B: that his m.o. was to lure aspiring young models to his home, often using other girls. C: that he started his assaults by requesting massages. ? Epstein was not a widely known figure in 2016.

What the fuck????

Trump: "I want to be a good boy"

Oh boy, he’s adding an extra 10% tariff somehow for some reason

Why would federal prosecutors in 2019 tell authorities in New Mexico to stop their investigation into Epstein and Zorro Ranch?