If you see this post a robot.

Love is finding someone you can send funny halloween lewds to...just because...

Smut rarely surprises me… today it did. Pages of descriptive touch (heavy petting,etc) then a single sentence about a violent sexual act (situation? Outcome) that had me gasping and throwing the book across the room. Then the monster “heals” her with “magic touch.” I’m all for dark romance but ugh.

…getting my babygirl energy back….

List 3 things you can talk about for 3 hours with no prep 1. Monster smut / dark romance 2. Applying false lashes 3. Indie-tronica and electro-sleeze music

...and just like that, you can go home. You wonder why you ran away. Regret you did. Feel thankful you could return.

Subtly downgrade a band The Rolling Pebbles

Learning to differentiate being alone from being lonely.

A former colleague asked me to record the intro to his podcast series. Evidently, I have that unique combo of "MILF + NPR broadcaster + Midwestern lilt + Hint of Whiskey" voice. Between you and me, its actually "tired old lady" voice.

Wishing I had the courage to be happy.

Gun N’ Rose

So much for 4 weeks of S’bux sobriety…

Sheila E is the vibe. Glamorous Life is the jam. Sax and drum solos are the moment. open.spotify.com/track/179SfV...

my discord addiction validates-- yes, I like to look.

Celebrating Independence Day with a few faux labubus - gifts from a friend back from a Korean vacation 😆

Realizing that my chai latte habit might be a bit ….excessive…. In my defense— this place makes a helluva drink…

Listening to a dark academia mix elevates today's administrivia into some grand and thoughtful plan.

when you have such a deep craving for box Mac & Cheese... and you know it would taste better if someone else made it for you. It never is as good when you make it for your self.

I normally wear a natural nude lipstick— but he’s inspiring me to be bold. Made a custom lipstick today— picking the custom-mixed color, formulation, tube color, and name.

Another “conference can” and I’m laughing because I’m the only one who actually calls him this …

Traveling ~ and the universe finds a way to let me feel close to him.

Me, romanticizing a business trip…

The beginning can be messy …I have a tiny piece about it up at Discretionary Love. www.discretionarylove.com/you-as-a-mir...

He's inspired me to start wearing dresses again... I've been so hard on myself for so long, its liberating to feel soft.

Baby, I’m a work of art today 🍏

His kisses are poems. I lick the words from his tongue, from his lips.

A fun day of good ol’ Midwest oddity shopping…

I’m a garbage (salad) person. Every texture, color, flavor all commingling in a compostable to- go container. Not pictured- the glob of French dressing that I smothered it in (aka best of the worst salad bar offerings).

Reflection on the 30 min massage perk at work. Pros: …I got a 30 min massage at work…. Cons: fully dressed & fancy French bra underwire angrily pressing into all my soft parts….

Evidently my lock was meant for his key. Not sure if it’s fate, destiny or kismet. Not sure it matters. What matters is the energy and release in the unlocking, the unfastening, the unleashing.

Talking all things smut with the incredible @ruanwillow.bsky.social. Also wanted to include a shoutout to @calwritessmut.bsky.social and @ryn-rehnard.bsky.social as two amazing authors to check out!!!!

Quote with the energy you bring to Bluesky

My souvenir— one small, fingertip-shaped bruise.

Biz trip means all day meeting intensity followed by a bourbon-fueled series of semi-questionable decisions..

I’ve gotten over feeling cringy about my kink. Yeah- it’s not for everyone… but wow, it sure is for me…

I never realized submission was a gift. It is something of value.

Seeing my body through his eyes… soft curves to explore. He’s teaching me to love the body I’m in.

Whisky ice cream. It’s my new vibe.

I leap forward and tiptoe back, afraid of the momentum. He is there with soft words and a firm grip. I trust the process. I trust him.

His blunt truth is the sexiest thing about him.

Desire has a soundtrack now... and it's Want by Recoil.

Excited to have a piece included in this collection of sweet and spicy love poems! Thank you @prairiehomemag.bsky.social for putting together this lovely valentine!

Ever thought about what goes into narrating an audiobook? Join me as I chat with Andria Mae about the world of voice acting and romance. Don't miss out on this exciting episode! She narrates audiobooks from sweet to 🔥spicy! www.buzzsprout.com/1599808/epis... @Ali-Dane-Audiobooks #audiobooks

He’s taken up residence in my heart.

I’m wound tight. All the time. You don’t need to get ready if you stay ready.

today the woman I am reached back to hug the girl I was...

Bjork's Army of Me is so hot, it's making me (s)we(a)t.

Feel like this needs a smutty book club- who’s with me?

Smitten, consumed and still hungry

You kiss the brass from my knuckles.