Don’t ask how I know (there’s a spreadsheet) But my record of watching Everton v Newcastle is beautiful…. Vs Newcastle P 14 W 11 D 3 L 0 F 26 A 9

See you in August blues “He hates Newcastle, He hates the shite, Jordan Pickford is dynamite”

My 280th and final visit to goodison park. It’s been a blast

He’s no Messi, but only 4 wins in 41 games when Doucoure is missing is a mad stat

If diving is a yellow card offence, Diaz and Jota should have had at least 3 each. A light breeze kept knocking them off their feet

Two wrongs don’t make a right buts it’s hard to get annoyed at their goal when Tarkowski was still on the pitch. I might be more annoyed if the game meant anything in context of our season

Very late notice but I’ve just listed my seat of ticket resale for West Ham tomorrow. Lower Gwladys GT2 if you’re looking for a single ticket

Brentford away. Good point for a threadbare squad

En route to Brentford. Thought Palace away was a game to far for our threadbare squad. Maybe it’s today instead

Nothing to see here. Corruption

Southampton’s home record P12 W1 D1 L10

First and last attempt at making a birthday cake

We are running out of home games Some randoms from last night #goodison #everton #efc

I despise people who film at the match. However, this is in direct conflict with my love of fan videos of goals from the crowd Point me in direction of any that are knocking about

What a night

I’m glad we didn’t spend money if the right players weren’t available at the right price. Lashing £30m on the likes of Tosun in a panic got us in this mess Recent results for us and below us lessened the pressure on the need to panic buy

How many of you missed Doucoures goal as you weren’t in your seat yet?

Tried to teach her the “we love everton” song She put her own spin on it

I know we are outsiders looking in, but this “champions” league format is horrendous. They’ve somehow managed to make it even worse and even more pointless game s

I’m in. 💙💙💙

The commentator actually just said the Anfield atmosphere is “respectful” Just call it quiet mate

No VAR is lovely Some old school chaos

Tamworth should now be getting a big day out at spurs. But no, we need club world cups, expanded champions league , end of season tours Shithouse FA have fucked it up

He won a trophy with West Ham. Any Everton fan in last 30 years would snap you hand off for that Exciting? No Inspiring? No Better than Dyche? Yes Best we could get right now? Probably We need an actual structure, identity and stability

Sack him

Bournemouth away

A fresh January morning from Bournemouth

Football is dying. Attack v defense Possession and passing against 11 behind the ball It’s fucking boring

The elves hid 100 mini ducks around the house for the kids to find They came back with 102

What a lovely morning

Treated myself to a little Christmas present from @flegger.bsky.social and it’s bloody beautiful. Thank you

Room with a view

Shocking decision. Know loads of posh fans who now can’t take kids to the game etc Typical shit scheduling without any consideration for actual travelling and paying fans

Blimey. Other way round and it would have been a 15 minute trip to an away game!

Thought we were half decent in first half hour. But as usual completely cluesless in final third

Brentford are just 3 points behind Brighton Doesn’t seem that odd until you see Brighton are 2nd! Why are we so so bad

That’ll do for me

3 goals in two months over 6 games. With these 6 next 🤢🤢🤢

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Hold me

Let me know when he’s gone

I’d go two up top now. If ever there was a time to actually go for it Beto on for Doucoure

Do you think our ginger messiah will now go for it at home to 10 men against a bottom half team who’ve lost every away game so far? Or like for like subs on 70mins?

Everton tomorrow. Let me get the weekend started early

Post you from a different era @nevillesouthall.bsky.social is my all time hero

No more international breaks until March. Just weekend after weekend of Everton

Lyon away - Nov 2017. (The one time I was in charge of tickets and left them at home!. Couriered to southern France in 18 hours!!)

Dresden away pre season - July 2016