A blursed thought I just had. Mercer is strong enough that he could lift and bridal-carry Rath (whose muscles might as well have the density of a black hole).

Apparently sleeping 6.5 hours is the sweet spot where I *don't* feel like death when my alarm goes off...?

HOW THE FUCK DO PEOPLE STILL KEEP FALLING FOR THIS SHIT IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2026?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

They couldn't even be bothered to figure out how to use ice.gov as their handle. Absolute boyfailure regime right there.

Need a manlet whose face to shove into Mercer's armpit...

Slightly diminish a game (lightning round edition): Aztec Trip Brown Belt Captain Bronze National Defense Trio

It's kinda funny to me how the first finished commission of the new year is of Hamza after he spent the past 2+ years just getting crumbs at best.

Hello guys,monday i will start again for opened rhe commission,if you guys intrested,you can text me here,feel free to ask me about it:)

Always fun when you message an artist with the intent of doing business with them and they just outright ghost you.

Some other places to find me 🐾 FA: www.furaffinity.net/user/rectusa... 📣 Telegram channel: t.me/abdominal_ga... 🥋 (Furry martial arts) Discord server: discord.gg/ch7SMxx8gD

There's something about boxers that just rubs Hamza the wrong way, to the point where he'll rarely pass up an opportunity to humiliate them using only his legs. 🎨 @ryuumajin.bsky.social #OCArt #Hamza

When he's not kicking people's faces in, contorting his body, or jumping from rooftop to rooftop, Hamza likes to spend his downtime giving his bonsai tree — his pride and joy — some much-deserved TLC. 🎨 @gemsterarts.bsky.social #OCArt #Hamza

Since I'm digging deep into the annals of my commission history, here's Hamza showing off his jeet kune do training. 🎨 @phantomstudio.bsky.social #OCArt #Hamza

Advantages to being good at parkour: Getting to scale the tallest buildings in the city for your morning yoga routine. 🎨 www.furaffinity.net/user/nightarm/ #OCArt #Hamza

Been thinking that I should give Hamza some more love again, and what better time for him to make his return than the year of his Chinese zodiac? 🎨 @crassir.bsky.social #OCArt #Hamza

Vermillion and Hamza go further back than you might think. One has to wonder if interrupting the lion's parkour run was worth it, though... 🐉 @theweirdraptor.bsky.social 🎨 @gemsterarts.bsky.social #OCArt #Hamza #NSFW

Contrary to popular belief, the lion's den is a place of tranquility and inner peace. 🎨crassir #OCArt #Hamza

Nothing to see here, just two martial artists who are a little pent-up after showing each other their moves. 🐉 @gemsterarts.bsky.social 🎨 @bullstorm.bsky.social #OCArt #Hamza #NSFW

Haru isn't always this open about his masochism, but when he's losing this badly to such a skilled martial artist like Hamza... well, let's just say that that one-inch punch is gonna do more than just knock him out. 🐲 @theweirdraptor.bsky.social 🎨 butterfingers #OCArt #Hamza #NSFW

Kenny may have been impressed enough by Hamza's kicking skills to ask him for a spar, but even so, being on the receiving end of said lion's footwork might've gotten him a bit *too* excited... 🦊GwoppyTrai 🎨SidmonTheBear #OCArt #Hamza #NSFW

Two wing chun masters locked in a silent yet intense test of each other's skills and reflexes. 🦎WC_CWY 🎨Berryscrawls #OCArt #Hamza

When you mix jeet kune do with natural feline agility, you get kicks as fast as bullets, battering you as rapidly as a jackhammer. 🎨 @lordrex.bsky.social #OCArt #Hamza

I'm starting to see why someone suggested this as a cosplay for Mercer... 👀

Slightly diminish a band The Treatment

When you mix jeet kune do with natural feline agility, you get kicks as fast as bullets, battering you as rapidly as a jackhammer. 🎨 @lordrex.bsky.social #OCArt #Hamza

Abs are the unobtainable, unmaintainable gift I give to my OC so I don't have to try and do the impossible task of burning off all the goddamned fat on my belly just to show my own.

Brought to you by the same chatbot that will freely tell you to kill yourself and even give you instructions on how.

What does it say about AI that its most recurring iconography is sparkles and/or buttholes?

An oldy Moldy Deadpool inspired commission for Blaine Edan. Was thinking of opening up single character commissions at some point to change things up between the portraits and model sheets. Curious about rates? Check my FA Commission page. www.furaffinity.net/commissions/...

I remember the time I got home from school and the entire kitchen floor was covered in shards from several glass cutting boards our cats had knocked down. To this day, I'm surprised they didn't slice their own paws open on those.

First time I dreamed about looking for a drinking fountain due to being thirsty irl. Usually it's me looking for a toilet instead.

I tried opening a bag of pasta with scissors and somehow managed to snip my palm by accident. There's also the time I tried to open a box with a knife, slipped, and stabbed my wrist.

If I were to have Mercer cosplay as a fighting game character, I wonder which one it'd be... No, not Sagat. :v

The design is very human.

🎨 Gonna raffle off this unclaimed Clefable/Breloom adoptable, and if all goes well I'll do the same for some of the others! Rules are in the 2nd image below. Raffle will be held on January 7th, and the winner gets the character shown as-is. Good luck to all!

Full page!

Arm Practice

Lately, some of my posts have been getting liked by random thotbots. But what makes it strange is that I never get notifications for those, even though they're neither on a list nor muted by me.

Nice to meet you. I'm cough medicine.

2025 mostly sucked for me. The world is in a shit place, I was constantly tired and running on fumes, got little to nothing meaningful done, and had two friendships end on me back-to-back while losing trust in quite a few people I used to hold in high regard, particularly coworkers.

Here some art I did for Eurofurence 17 in 2011. The theme was Kung Fu Panda so I did something that was very reminiscent of the concept art for the film. It ended up being one of the hotel card keys. Not sure how well it went over? Folks in furry don't seem to dig Monkey characters.

Yeah, fuck it, I'm gonna engage in interaction bait, too.

Yeah, fuck it, I'm gonna engage in interaction bait, too.

Damn, the AI imagery labeler got silently deactivated.

So I've been getting a bunch of new followers again all of a sudden, and it's like... where are y'all even finding me?

Honestly, I don't even *like* ketchup with fries, so I'll take literally anything else. Mayo, that weird substitute they're handing out at KFC now, garlic dip, even mustard. (This bitch loves mustard)

"If you were any less self-aware, you'd cease to be sentient." (Not directed at me, but it's been in my vernacular since the day I first heard it)

I'm squarely in the lower left quadrant.

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On the topic of new year's resolutions, one of the ones I had for this year (buy more stuff from physical stores) actually worked out really well! I think I can count the number of items I bought from Amazon this year on one hand.