alcohol is like my family

low elo chess is really fun bc it's literally this except it's both of you

important moment in the life of a folk punk bitch: just passed through linndale

i don’t need anything other than a one to a major three

CAN I GET A GODDAMN TIMPANI ROLL TO START THIS GODDAMN SONG

hey gamers i’m gonna try and do a jam if my life doesn’t fall apart first

@cheekface.bsky.social my man bradford just said you got Roy Orbison swag

forever on record saying that Julio Rodriguez is an excellent player and an absolute gift to my beloved mariners.

whoa the last time the mariners hit 4 home runs on opening day is roughly when i was conceived

BRENDAN DONOVAN WHAT THE FUCK <3 GOMS

i pretend that i don't, but i do love programming. in the abstract ig.

EUGENIO SUAREZ MY LIFE IS YOURS 🇻🇪🇻🇪🇻🇪🇻🇪

The Great Evil has been defeated. the weave of fate has been restored.

a city isn’t really your home until you’ve eaten pizza off its streets

i can’t die before: - i do Dance Yrself Clean at karaoke - It Happens - someone sings along to my originals at a show

whoever put Dance Yrself Clean on the touchtunes i owe u my LIFE

gonna build a script to inform my loved ones of when i put on adrianne lenker so they can Stop Me

who up wishing they were more than they skin and they bones tn

“yeah, i’m sorry for how i acted earlier. my dad didn’t like me very much and i accidentally made it your problem. it will probably happen again.”

shoutout to my friend who sees my Posting in the morning and interacts. looking forward to hearing from you bestie

they should invent fathers that like you as a person instead of loving you out of obligation

avoidant attachment style baddies PLEASE leave me alone. i WILL fall in love with you. it WILL be awkward for both of us.

forever on record saying that Julio Rodriguez is an excellent player and an absolute gift to my beloved mariners.

bill murray will never be the star of my NBA all star team i can tell you THAT much

affectionately: fuck off

i dropped an EP of demos. here's what it taught me about B2B sales 🧵

they should make a documentary about cheek face

alert: the ocean has washed over their grave

noticed a qt on a dating app had the same edition of The Hobbit as me, so i asked her to coffee with a book cipher

guess it's me now

time in a bottle is a masterclass in emotional hyperviolence the verses hit and you think "god i'm so lonely", but hey, maybe you'll find someone someday. there's hope. then, the chorus. "just so you know! even when you find someone you won't have nearly long enough with them before you die! :)"

i know it’s for the better i know it’s for the better i know it’s for the better i know it’s for the better i know it’s for the better i know it’s for the better i know it’s for the better i know it’s for the better i know it’s for the better i know it’s for the better

adrianne lenker is so right, i COULD use a love of some kind

fuck it what if i start going by winona

“hey girl working hard or hardly workin?” helsabot:

i’ve discovered the cure to low self esteem, and it’s Getting Negged By Creepy Guys At The Bar

i like it when u call me Big Empty

i'm everone's favorite folk punk musician

i've been starving myself for months and i'm starting to feel worthy of love

i hurt

oh dear i think phoebe bridgers might be my favorite member of boygenius

i need a female version of jeff rosenstock

dippin dots is cigarettes

i don’t trust anyone who answers “how are you doing” with “outstanding”. what are you up to

🚨 🚨 NEW ADDITION TO “SONGS THAT HAVE MADE OLIVE CRY” 🚨 🚨 steal smoked fish - the mountain goats song.link/s/7xXd5Bo7QC...

Big Dyke

hanging with someone with allergies is great bc you get to make fun of the sounds they make when blowing their nose

who cares about opsec? i have to be Gay Online

i’ve met people with the last name West and North, but never South or East. why

in the aeroplane over the sea is perfection and i will not be convinced otherwise