Automated software that posts our articles here would be a good start.

If it was only about the level of discourse here, I would've been full-time here. Unfortunately, my job kinda depends on the comprehensive news/analysis available on Twitter. Just a fraction of that has migrated here. And so Twitter is unfortunately a necessity.

twitter down again.... the scales are starting to tip...

$15M/year seemed reasonable for Carlton Davis. Can see why the Lions coudln't retain him at $20M.

You've asked. We've wanted. Now it's happening.

DAAAAAMN

You're the winner tonight. All hail @beverlegume.bsky.social.

I haven't seen Okudah since he got burned. Did he get immediately benched?

not doing anything completely embarrassing for nearly 2 hours is basically a win, cowboys

Personal foul:

Every non-pick play offensive pass interference call is a small win toward officiating equality. #MakeDefenseLegalAgain

For my entire life I've said mashed potatoes, but I think I'm finally ready to commit to stuffing.

The Lions have gone from the team that only gets a short clip in the national highlight reel because nobody cares to the team that only gets a short clip in the national highlight reel because they're dominating so hard.

Is there a good NFL highlights account out here somewhere? There's no official NFL account, right?

I don't think this is a Lions hangover game. I think the Texans may still be drunk.

oh no not okudah

Alright 14-0 at the end of 1. Give me your final score predictions, and I'll reward the closest prediction with a follow and a shoutout (if I'm still awake).

Gonna hang out here instead of Twitter for this disaster of a football game. For following me here, I will reward you with in-depth analysis and insight. Example: Dallas is bad.

Dan Campbell indicated they won't have to activate him or sit him for the season right away, so it seems like the clock may restart. I can't say I'm familiar myself with those rules.

Dan Campbell specifically points to Ben Niemann as a guy who could potentially take on a bigger role. Says he can fill in at any linebacker spot. "Thank god we have him here."

Ifeatu Melifonwu "won't be ready for a while" according to Dan Campbell. He popped up on the injury report with a finger injury last week.

Dan Campbell on Jack Campbell: "He's a guy who understands the game. He's a smart football player." Says he's been right in Alex Anzalone's hip pocket and took on a play-calling role in the spring. "I think you'll see him thrive."

Dan Campbell's list of guys who played well vs. Jaguars: - Entire o-line ("They played at a really high level and, man, they finished") - D-line (run game) - Jake Bates, Pat O'Connor, Kalif Raymond, Ben Niemann on special teams - Kerby, Jack Campbell, Rodriguez, Kindle Vildor

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yes it's me NFL flea flickers are dumb stop ordering mozzarella sticks and get you a real appetizer bears suck