"...And I could do it real quick." #HeatedRivalry #Hollanov

"I could marry Svetlana." "I could gift you a New Yorker subscription."

If the dictionaries had been patient until December 31st, they would know the true word of the year is "Cottage" #HeatedRivalry

Petition to get Hudson and Connor to joint-host an episode of Saturday Night Live. Like ASAP. Their energy would kill it on SNL. #ConnorStorrie #HudsonWilliams #SaturdayNightLive #SNL #JacobTierney #NBC

WAIT, STOP, REWIND: Heated Rivalry creator Jacob Tierney...was also Pastor Glen from Letterkenny, this whole time??? WHAT??? How did I not realized this?

And France wins the Junior Eurovision Song Contest for the 77th time in like 5 years.

Now #Spain, #Ireland, #TheNetherlands, & #Slovenia are boycotting the #EurovionSongContest 2026 over today's vote in Geneva of the European Broadcast Union to let a genocidal, cheating nation continue competing. #Eurovision #ESC #EBU #Israel #RTE #RTVE #RTVSLO #AVROTROS #KAN #Austria

EBU, PLEASE do the right thing: get genocidal, cheating #Israel out of the contest next year. If the Israeli government tones down its war crimes, maybe they come back in 2027 no problem - but give them at least a 1-year break. #Eurovision #ESC #EBU #EuropeanBroadcastUnion

Why does everyone fucking hate me? All I do is try to live life and not be rude and not get in people's way - but it's like every friend I've had doesn't truly care I exist, and everyone else I meet day-to-day doesn't realize if they don't become my friend I won't have friends.

GENIE: "Now that you have your new car and a new boat, what's your third and final wish?" ME: "I wish to go back in time and watch the Rim Tim Tagi Dim music video for the very first time again." #BabyLasagna #Eurovision #Croatia youtu.be/xTBrVNZtnys?...

Growing up is dumb because what do you mean I just pulled my shoulder muscle trying to squeeze my hand-sanitizer into the too-tight pocket of my jeans that may be the largest size I've ever owned but are still too tight?

Remember: A man who is good to his date but rude to the waiter is not a good man. No politician may be *perfect*, but you deserve leaders who don't lie and lie and lie straight at your faces. #NoKings #NoTyrants #American

Breaking #Melfest news: With over 8.29 million views, #BaraBadaBastu by #KAJ has just steamed past #Frans 's 2016 #IfIWereSorry to become the 4th-watched video of all time on #Melodifestivalen 's Youtube channel, after only 7 months. #Eurovision #SVT #Sweden #ESC #sauna

There is a special reservation in the Lake Of Fire for architects who build a Dunkin with two separate, single-occupant restrooms, then gleefully slap "men" and "women" signs on them.

This is apparently what gays have to look forward to once they've been alive for 37 years. I'm 37. 37. #Grindr

I swear, every old man only goes into the gym locker room to take off all their clothes and hang out naked, and every young man ever only goes into the locker room to put even more clothes on.

#ThePrincessDiaries2 #RoyalEngagement #AnneHathaway #ChrisPine #Duolingo #princess

Let me just say: I gave my votes to underdogs #Lithuania, #Latvia, #Luxembourg, and #Denmark. So those 4 entries definitely made it through to the Grand Final because of me. You're welcome. #Eurovision #ESC (I am so sorry, #Australia)

I can't breathe. I have been waiting a year for this show #Eurovision

BREAKING #ESC NEWS: As of today, Thursday April 24th, #BaraBadaBastu by #KAJ now passes #Tattoo by #Loreen from 2023 to become #Melodifestivalen's 5th-most-viewed #Youtube video of all time. #Eurovision #Melfest #Sweden #sauna

I have a finished but unpublished YA contemporary Christian suspense novel (manuscript is 91000 words) looking for a good literary agent for representation. Just putting that out there. #MSWL #authors #literaryagent

The #Eurovision bubble is its own world, because imagine not knowing anything about ESC and hearing someone say "Bara Bada Bastu is just as catchy as Dancing Lasha Tumbai" like what would you even think

Why #BaraBadaBastu will win #Eurovision 2025: MY INITIAL REACTION TO #FINLAND : "Wow Erika's so talented!" #AUSTRIA : "Wow JJ's so talented!" #FRANCE : "Wow Louane's so talented!" #SWEDEN : "This...is the warm hug I didn't know I desperately needed. Thank you so, so much #KAJ . I love you."

regardless of feelings on the song this is still incredible, a once in a lifetime occurrence #eurovision #melodifestivalen

Tack for the show, SVT @melodifestivalen.se

BREAKING #MELODIFESTIVALEN NEWS: As of today, doing the math, #KAJ 's #BaraBadaBastu video just surpassed 3× the YouTube views as #MånsZelmerlöw #Revolution . THREE TIMES AS MANY. Juries of #Melfest: Please, #Sweden and beyond are begging you to bara send the bastu party to #Eurovision !

BREAKING #ESC NEWS: #KAJ 's #BaraBadaBastu just hit two million YT views We can beat #Måns #Melodifestivalen #Melfest #Revolution #Sweden youtu.be/28__O2Ngc74?...

#Eurovision #MånsZelmerlöw #Revolution #Melfest #Melodifestvalen #ESC #Sweden #KAJ #BaraBadaBastu #Nukörvi

#KAJ finally did it: The #Melodifestivalen video for #BaraBadaBastu hit over ONE MILLION VIEWS. The people are begging you, #Melfest juries, please help send a #Swedish language song to #Eurovision for the first time in decades. Snälla, Sverige

"Not Måns Zelmerlow" is my new "Not Slytherin" #Melodifestivalen #Eurovision

IT HAPPENED: Today, February 25th, #BaraBadaBastu by #KAJ has double the YouTube views as #MånsZelmerlöw . Kom igen, #Melodifestivalen juries: instead of voting for a bland song that SAYS #Revolution , please vote for the people's choice that IS a revolution. #Melfest #Eurovision #Sweden

It's catchy, it's funny, it's colorful, it's clever, it's sauna... #KAJ became the most- viewed #Melodifestivalen 2025 YT video within days, & more comments online mention it than even #Revolution . Today, Monday February 24th 2025, I'm calling it: #BaraBadaBastu is winning #Melfest

#Sweden juries, as an American, I am begging you: #Heroes by #MånsZelmerlöw was the best #ESC song of all time, but, PLEASE bara let Basel bada bastu. #Eurovision needs half-naked Swedish lumberjacks dancing and stacking their wood. O-KAJ? Tack. #Melododestivalen #Melfest

#Sweden, please, I am begging you: Send #KAJ #BaraBadaBastu to #Eurovision. Please. We NEED half-naked #Swedish lumberjacks dancing and stacking their wood in Basel. #Melfest #Melodifestivalen

How on Earth was #Whistleblower by #Haley already eliminated from #Malta 's #Eurovision national final? That song SLAPPED.

The opening of #Melodifestivalen 2025 just featured a #Joost lookalike hitting the camera and getting disqualified. Not cool, #Mello, not appropriate. There are so many ways for #Sweden to be truly funny WITHOUT making fun of another country's pain. Let's do better.

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