I just met Russ, who made the Naylor Hammer and brought it for the first time tonight. He plans to upgrade it, we hope with several years to work on it. *So* many good Mariners signs and fan outfits these last few weeks.

Mariners lineup with a healthy Jorge Polanco and torpedo bat Cal Raleigh

The holy trinity outfield lasted a whole 10 games 💔

Please enjoy this photo I just took of a frog

jorge polanco 2024 fWAR (118 games): 0.3 jorge polanco 2025 fWAR (1 game): 0.4

2025 MLB standings prediction

What’s wrong babe you haven’t even touched your $25 trident cup sodie pop

Your life is divided into two parts. Before you listen to Ecophony Gaia for the first time, and after.

Before After

Gonna try and fix this scorebug

Dinner tonight consists of slicing an apple dipping it in peanut butter and saying “eating good in the neighborhood” after each bite

It’s easy to dismiss Jorge Polanco’s 2024 numbers as a whole, but from July 24 to July 26 he slashed .286/.444/.857 with a 256 wRC+ The west is ours

It’s happening again

Mariners ranked #1, which probably shouldn’t be too surprising given they lead baseball in prospects in the top 100 with 7

Good article! Seattle’s low park factor is a kitchen sink of issues, to which I’ll add one more fun fact not mentioned herein: Seattle has MLB’s strongest gravity. A fly ball in Miami will travel about a foot farther than the same ball in Seattle, just from the difference in earth’s gravity alone.

Ichiro playing 4D chess to figure out who didn’t vote for him

ICHIRO HALL OF FAMER

Imagining roki sasaki as a member of the seattle mariners (delusional)

Please have some shame

Unreal. We got Mike Trouted yet again by the guy who originally Mike Trouted us

Every offseason since 2022 has been pain

Nothing confirmed yet but a rough google translate of this screenshot says “Hye-Seong Kim chose Seattle”

And now we wait

Wait why don’t people want Christian Walker?

Say hi to the newest crawford box merchant

With 18 ballots revealed/~4.6% known: Ichiro - 100% Sabathia - 94.4% Wagner - 88.9% --- Beltrán - 55.6% A-Rod - 55.6% Andruw - 50.0% Pettitte - 44.4% Ramírez - 44.4% Utley - 38.9% Vizquel - 27.8% Abreu - 11.1% Buehrle - 11.1% Rollins - 11.1% Félix, Kinsler, Pedroia, K-Rod, Wright - 5.6%

Ah yeah this sucks. He’s gonna terrorize this division

wow this looks awesome

Seattle needs another pitcher

“hey roki, how would you like to come to seattle where we only have like three people officially covering the team and where the main sports radio station couldn’t care less about the mariners” would be my pitch

Mariners are making Japanese ace Roki Sasaki ‘a priority’ this winter: t.co/7rBT2cpBl9

so I guess that’s not the real jeff passan

he said

Can’t even blame them look at this slop

Dying they nabbed a person of interest for the UHC CEO shooting in Altoona, PA but all anyone is talking about is how they make their pizza lmaoooo

$765,000,000 over 15 years comes out to roughly $96.98 per minute!

If Juan Soto plays his cards right he could buy the mariners in 15 years

Predictions: Geno throws 5 interceptions Kyler runs for 180 yards Hawks win

watching this ww2 doc on netflix and never really considered how much kevin spacey resembles hitler until now

lol build up for this only to get the notification that he signed with the angels was like a horror movie

A 35-yard field goal getting its own graphic so funny for some reason

Local goat, Victor Robles now has his own graphic on the side of T-mobile Park

Starting this christmas season off the right way