“Tsukune~!”

She’s awake-

“Well because all that doesn’t really.. involve me, maybe my grandfather. Probably have heard of him, Dracula?“

She shrugged “I see no issue in that. Vampires weren’t exactly great back then.”

Just remember she’s peak beauty standards

𝐌𝐲 𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐌𝐢𝐳𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐒𝐡𝐢𝐫𝐚𝐲𝐮𝐤𝐢 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐈'𝐦 𝐚 𝐒𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐖𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧 ❤️&🔄 #𝐑𝐕𝐑𝐏 𝐗 #𝐌𝐕𝐑𝐏

─── 𝐊𝐔𝐑𝐔𝐌𝐔 𝐊𝐔𝐑𝐎𝐍𝐎

🦇Why did I have a dream where a dude goes “My Moka, my vampire” like the guy in the dune movie?

🦇I’m crying for my horse daughter

“I’m also talking about him.”

🦇Goddamn R+V lore gotta be fuckin insane compared to Hellsing. What comity mean Alucard had a massive fuck off xenomorph kaiju that’s just a part of him? Then there’s the holding one and it’s like.. we’re not gonna talk about that time in the 40s unless it’s hot.

“You mean the one who had a kaiju that exclusively hunted humans?”

“How fast do you think I could toss a Br*tish woman before something happened? Cause I’m like considering pulling a Randy savage, ya know showing she the cream of the crop.”

“.. riiight. And I’m *very* sure that’s a Nobel one.”

“Oh believe me I consider them ones, mainly because they’re all too eager to get into the pants of *my* boyfriend.” Okay only two are realistically but still

And now she was pinching the bridge of her nose, “goddamn it now I know why you sound so damn similar.” She reminded the vampire of her own step mother.

🦇Marvel you can’t just give me Battle Japan and not give me the entire Battle Fever team..

“No? There’s a specific group of ‘friends’ of mine who are too quiet.”

$20 is $20 until my favorite people have to get hurt (no one hurts them unless it’s her doing it)

“Yet when these” she held up her hands to do air quotes, “.. ‘abominations’ as you so tactfully called them. Just want to exist quietly on the periphery of society that’s too much right?” “You know the way you talk you remind of some people..”

“Am I really gonna have to hit an *old* lady?”

“I’m sure that’s true for *some*.” Gif help us all once she finds out that there’s a whole underground society.. that’s actually not so hidden

The vampire was trying, really trying, hard *not* to roll her eyes. “I don’t see how that does any good when you could just hit them hard. Works all the time when I do it they drop their previous behavior a good 99.8% of the time.” The .2% being a succubus, and a really persistent snow monster.

Look she’s vampire royalty, she doesn’t need the money. But $20 is $20

“… oh no fun.. but does bullying count because there’s one I already know and she’s like *right* there.”

“Okay.. that narrows it down. I just happen to know one, well I’ll be busy throwing hands with a succubus”

“… define freak?” Cause she could just about kick (literally) the entire population “like are we talking about a vampiric kaiju? Or a nonce?”

“Hmm.. fine. Who needs an ass beating?”

🦇🫣 A Teggy-

“It’s too quiet..” The succibitch is up to something-

Eepy

🦇My head cannon for Moka’s stepmom is that technically she isn’t a vampire but functionally is one but no one is telling her to fuck off because she’s getting plowed by the third most powerful vampire (Issa). But behind her back she is getting called “Mud Blood” because Enemy Zero isn’t even—

🦇The idea that Akua is always just strapped, despite never needing it, is just too funny

Tsukune: Uhh, so you know that I want to date your half sister right Akua: Go on Tsukune: There’s a slight issue- Akua from under the table:

🦇One thing I hate about the complete box set is that it’s hard getting all 24 books plus the poster back inside

🦇Damn if my old Tsukune moot on X was still around I was gonna see if I could bully him into here-

🕸️━━━━⊱✖️⊰━━━━🕸️ 𝐇𝐞'𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞... S̶p̶e̶c̶t̶a̶c̶u̶l̶a̶r̶ ̶ ̶U̶l̶t̶i̶m̶a̶t̶e̶ ̶A̶m̶a̶z̶i̶n̶g̶ 𝖀𝐧𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐲 𝕾𝐩𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫-𝕸𝐚𝐧 🕸️━━━━⊱✖️⊰━━━━🕸️

🦇Akua might be crazy but I fw her I don’t see a single red flag

Shamelessly stolen

🦇I hate that I still can tell what volume a page came from, I hate that I know the context It’s been almost 7 fucking years since I read the manga

“I’m so stupid..”

🦇Moka is a freaky bitch frfr

Them frfr

Imagine getting ghosted by your crush in a dream (she broke into his dorm)