Hey Rush, good news. We’re getting a cartoonist.

It is important for traditional Republicans (before Trump) to primary against MAGA. Most will lose but it’s step one to cleanse that party of Trump fever. I myself would never vote for a traditional or MAGA Republican but there should be someplace non-crazy Republicans to go.

Greenland people. Greenland?

ICE was supposed to getting rid of the worst of the worst. Instead they are hiring the worst of the worst.

Cover up alert. Trump’s FBI will be the only investigation of the Minnesota murder.

Is Tulsi Gabbard still alive?

Fox Lite (CBS) evening news is having Kristi Noem on tonight to justify the Minnesota invasion.

Donald Trump is very excited to be entering the oil business. Essentially since he will be using other people’s money as usual.

Really, why am I seeing minute by minute coverage of Maduro? Who cares?

Canada had its chance to be the 51st state. Now it’s going to be a colony.

Waiting for a White House reporter to ask how much it would cost Maduro to get one of those pardons.

Trump asleep on his feet as he’s forced to listen to somebody else talk. There’s a 50-50 chance he goes over. #Venezuela

Senate to be back in session next Monday (1/5). Little Mike Johnson is waiting to see if Trump will allow the House come back.

Rest of the House Judiciary Committee Republicans to Jim Jordan: thanks for that, jerk face.

Trump told MTG that releasing the Epstein files would hurt his friends. Trump only has one real friend, Donald Trump. Do the math, people.

What do you think would be more fun. Ripping Trump’s name off of everything on the day he is gone? Or spreading out the fun and erasing that disgusting word from a different thing every day?

DOJ has announced a delay in releasing the Epstein files. There were a lot more Trump documents to be hidden than originally thought.

As a taxpayer I want to see Bongino’s time and attendance records. Rumor is that he didn’t spend much time in the office.

I suggest we all enjoy the MAGA criticism of Trump’s Rob Reiner post while it lasts. I can confidently predict that in a week it will be “the President always speaks his mind” and “Reiner was very critical of Trump”. Plus lots of what about Charlie Kirk.

How will I distract from my “quiet piggy” fiasco? Maybe I’ll suggest executing Congress.

JD Vance claims Trump is not a violent person. Just FYI dodging the draft doesn’t make Trump nonviolent. It makes him a coward.

Speaker Christian Johnson saying he cannot guarantee he will agree to the Senate bill. Comical. Speaker Christian makes no decisions. Boss Trump does.

Sandwich guy found not guilty. How much public money was spent on that?

At what time tonight will Trump announce that massive fraud has been found in Virginia, New Jersey, and California?

130 million questions. Can anyone give $130 million to the government and decide where it goes? Can Trump decide where the government’s money goes? Isn’t that Congress’s job? I respect the troops a lot more than Trump does but what about all the other government employees?

Pulling up the map of South America since we will soon be at war there. Yeah king Donald.

Republicans call No Kings a Hate America rally. Because nothing is more American than wanting a king.

There is still a Nobel for economics left to announce. Maybe tariff man will win that one. For his theory that foreign countries pay his tariffs.

Every reporter needs to learn one phrase: “that’s not what I asked”.

Newsom needs to loan his comm team to Schumer and Jeffries.

Donald Trump wants to shut down the government. He will use the shut down to fire more employees and he will blame the Democrats. Make no mistake. Donald Trump wants to shut down the government.

Just wondering why Donald Trump would be asked by many people to release the Amelia Earhart files. Who would guess there were Earhart files? Who would care?

Donald Trump is invading another American city, Portland, in his ongoing military takeover. On the plus side he is releasing the information on a 90 year old story. Google Amelia Earhart if you are under 60 years old.

The right wing spent four years calling the Biden administration “the regime” because the online boys thought it was catchy. In eight months the Trump Regime has shown us what a “regime” really looks like.

Comey indicted for lying to Congress. Next up everyone who said “Stare Decisis” about Roe v Wade during their SCOTUS hearing.

Melania: you know the agreement says you can’t be that close.

Will Trump take credit for ending another war after he lets Putin win in Ukraine? Nobel.

Jimmy Kimmel did not criticize the recently canonized Charlie Kirk in any way. (Quote the critical part, please). What really caused Trump’s FCC Chairman to attack Kimmel was what followed when he mocked Trump’s very mockable reaction to a reporter’s question.

You can live without ABC.

What’s the chances that TikTok America is going to be owned by a Trump LLC?

I am surprised that nobody ever pointed out that Trump had no legal right to delay the closing of Tik Tok. The law set a date for the ban of Tik Tok in the US and had no provision for the president to change it.

FBI Presidential. Coming this fall to CBS.

Could some intrepid reporter ask Trump what he means when he keeps saying Epstein is a hoax? Maybe the press corps could draw straws to decide who has to ask Trump a tough question.

Trump has passed $78 million in taxpayer costs for his golf outings so far this year. Good news is that it will be ending.

Joni Ernst not running for reelection. Too bad she didn’t vote her conscience before leaving us with the worst cabinet in history.

Rumor has it that multiple Cabinet members had tattooed fake bruises on the back of their hands.

Pam Bondi at the Cabinet meeting: Melania is crazy, Sir. I’d sleep in the same room as you no matter how you smell.

Marco Rubio at the Cabinet meeting: America is in good tiny hands. Very tiny hands.

JD Vance at the cabinet meeting: America’s Hitler is way better than Germany’s Hitler was.

The economy is not doing well because of Trump. The economy is surviving Trump. And if Trump gets control of the Fed the economy may not survive.