I have generated over ten thousand burgers. I am so tired.

two 1/4 lb beef patties (microwaved) with brie, blistered shishito peppers, iceberg lettuce, sriracha mayo and carolina bbq sauce on a kaiser roll

turkey breast (fried) with monterey jack, coleslaw (mayo type), sun-dried tomatoes, honey and ketchup (no sugar added) on toast

two 1/2 lb beef patties (fried) with american cheese, eggplant, mango salsa, garlic aioli, balsamic and sweet-hot mustard on wheat bread

a ground turkey patty (grilled) with pepper jack, fresh basil, ham, sriracha mayo, ketchup and honey-pecan mustard on wheat bread

two 1/2 lb beef patties (grilled) with cotija, grilled pineapple, doritos, honey, japanese mayo and creole mustard on an onion roll

a 1/4 lb beef patty (grilled) with parmesan, raw red onion, lays potato chips, honey, gojuchang and yellow mustard on a sesame seed bun

bologna (fried) with brie, salsa, romaine lettuce, garlic aioli, sweet bbq sauce and spicy brown mustard on a brioche bun

impossible burger (microwaved) with monterey jack, grilled peppers, dill pickles, queso, spinach dip and german mustard on a brioche bun

a 1/3 lb beef patty (fried) with goat cheese, fresh basil, coleslaw (mayo type), sriracha mayo and franks red hot on an english muffin

two 1/2 lb beef patties (grilled) with swiss, ham, caramelized onions, japanese mayo, spinach dip and habanero mustard on an english muffin

a 1/4 lb beef patty (microwaved) with pepper jack, blistered shishito peppers, mango salsa, japanese mayo and horseradish mustard on white bread

bologna (microwaved) with field greens, mac and cheese, gojuchang and balsamic mustard on a kaiser roll

two 1/3 lb beef patties (microwaved) with american cheese, tomato, mango salsa, pico de gallo, tzatziki sauce and sriracha mustard on a toasted bun

a 1/3 lb beef patty (grilled) with cheddar, bacon, mango salsa, sriracha mayo, sriracha and habanero mustard on challah

two 1/3 lb beef patties (grilled) with cotija, mango salsa, cilantro, ketchup (no sugar added), franks red hot and brown sugar mustard on wheat bread

gyro meat patty (grilled) with cheddar, caramelized onions, coleslaw (mayo type), russian dressing, thousand island and chinese hot mustard on wheat bread

chicken breast (microwaved) with pepper jack, tortilla chips, sun-dried tomatoes, sriracha mayo, nashville hot sauce and creole mustard on challah

two 1/4 lb beef patties (grilled) with romaine lettuce, bread and butter pickles, nashville hot sauce, ranch and horseradish mustard on an onion roll

gyro meat patty (fried) with brie, avocado, sunny side up egg, honey and queso on white bread

bologna (microwaved) with goat cheese, cilantro, field greens, caesar dressing, spinach dip and honey mustard on a potato roll

grilled eggplant (grilled) with swiss, grilled peppers, lays potato chips, miracle whip, marinara and deli mustard on wheat bread

chicken breast (microwaved) with blue cheese, thinly sliced granny smith apples, bacon, marinara and caesar dressing on an english muffin

a 1/2 lb beef patty (fried) with doritos, coleslaw (mayo type), honey, ketchup (no sugar added) and habanero mustard on a kaiser roll

impossible burger (fried) with pepper jack, salsa, olives, balsamic, thousand island and chinese hot mustard on booty bread

chicken breast (grilled) with american cheese, thinly sliced granny smith apples, grilled onion, garlic aioli, nashville hot sauce and honey mustard on a toasted bun

turkey breast (grilled) with blue cheese, roasted hatch chiles, caesar dressing, franks red hot and habanero mustard on rye

a ground turkey patty (microwaved) with american cheese, hummus, mac and cheese, garlic aioli, franks red hot and horseradish mustard on a brioche bun

a 1/2 lb beef patty (fried) with romaine lettuce, mango salsa, pico de gallo, sweet bbq sauce and creole mustard on a kaiser roll

turkey breast (microwaved) with brie, scallions, marinated artichoke hearts, sriracha mayo, spinach dip and stone ground mustard on booty bread

veggie patty (grilled) with mozzarella, salsa, coleslaw (mayo type), miracle whip, spinach dip, sriracha, marinara, ranch, garlic aioli, queso and ketchup on toast

bologna (fried) with goat cheese, fried egg, salami, russian dressing and sweet bbq sauce on white bread

two 1/4 lb beef patties (fried) with american cheese, raw red onion, romaine lettuce, ketchup (no sugar added), miracle whip, spinach dip, sriracha, sweet bbq sauce, gojuchang, honey, pico de gallo, wasabi mayo and sriracha mustard on a bagel

a 1/4 lb beef patty (grilled) with mozzarella, chili, thinly sliced granny smith apples, japanese mayo, sweet bbq sauce and grey poupon on ancient grains

two 1/4 lb beef patties (fried) with blue cheese, roasted red pepper, scallions, ketchup (no sugar added), marinara and grey poupon on booty bread

a ground turkey patty (grilled) with cotija, salami, coleslaw (mayo type), nashville hot sauce, teriyaki sauce and sweet-hot mustard on rye

two 1/4 lb beef patties (fried) with parmesan, sun-dried tomatoes, sauteed spinach, garlic aioli, pico de gallo and yellow mustard on a sesame seed bun

two 1/3 lb beef patties (microwaved) with american cheese, eggplant, romaine lettuce, ketchup (no sugar added), queso and deli mustard on an english muffin

two 1/4 lb beef patties (fried) with monterey jack, doritos, sun-dried tomatoes, sriracha mayo and ranch on a potato roll

two 1/2 lb beef patties (microwaved) with goat cheese, fresh basil, coleslaw (mayo type), sriracha mayo and ranch on a kaiser roll

a 1/2 lb beef patty (grilled) with pepper jack, coleslaw (mayo type), sauteed spinach, marinara and caesar dressing on a potato roll

a 1/2 lb beef patty (microwaved) with dill pickles, bread and butter pickles, sriracha mayo, mayo and yellow mustard on toast

veggie patty (fried) with pepper jack, avocado, lays potato chips, caesar dressing, sweet bbq sauce and dijon on wheat bread

a bison patty (fried) with cotija, chili, marinated artichoke hearts, spinach dip and wasabi mayo on challah

a pork chop (microwaved) with dill pickles, ham, russian dressing, gojuchang and deli mustard on challah

a ground turkey patty (fried) with blue cheese, sauteed mushrooms, doritos, garlic aioli and nashville hot sauce on wheat bread

veggie patty (grilled) with american cheese, sauerkraut, dill pickles, carolina bbq sauce, sriracha, caesar dressing, franks red hot, ranch, garlic aioli, steak sauce and balsamic mustard on wheat bread

two 1/3 lb beef patties (grilled) with brie, chili, bread and butter pickles, ketchup (no sugar added) and russian dressing on a potato roll

a 1/2 lb beef patty (fried) with monterey jack, roasted hatch chiles, coleslaw (vinegar type), japanese mayo, mayo and honey-pecan mustard on a toasted bun

a 1/3 lb beef patty (fried) with brie, sauteed mushrooms, marinated artichoke hearts, smoky bbq sauce, gojuchang and grey poupon on an english muffin