The President of the United States is a complete idiot and a Russian asset.

Blessed Beltane!

I think New Jersey Transit is grossly over estimating how many fans will be taking public transportation

While we are at it can we 86 6 7 also?

Wealthy people are really and truly underestimating the resolve of a poor person that will do anything to care for or avenge their family. When we have nothing to lose, they will lose something. What that something is will hurt. A lot.

🎶 Take this job and 86 it 🎶 This guy had the decency to 86 at 86. Rest in peace guy, your song was meh

Man, you find all sorts of shit on the beach. Also, 23 skidoo isn't used nearly as much as it should

I am antifa. How about you?

The day that shit stain of a human dies more Americans will breathe a sigh of relief than will morn his vile, draft dodging, pedophile rapist ass. This revenge tour is disgusting and a travesty

What the fuck is a "blue life"? I'm pretty sure black and brown people didn't get hired to be that color nor can they choose to have a different one. Black lives matter, they are actually people. A blue life is a choice and you can choose to do something less dangerous

Not a bad view for a Friday

Drove into my old neighborhood to visit my brother's grave yesterday. Growing up we always rented an apartment so we didn't have the same home my whole childhood. So, no childhood home to visit. Weird being somewhere that was so important for so long feel like we were never there.

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Dad picked me up from my cousin's house. I had slept over a few days. On the drive home I asked him how Robbie was "So your birthday party is next week. Are you excited? McDonald's party..." I'm paraphrasing as it's a little hazy what he said. Mom was sitting in the kitchen holding his walkman. "How

Turns out the "deep state" were just qualified people doing their jobs

There's only you and me and we just disagree Rest well, Dave Mason. Thanks for the music

AI is the worst for most things but I still chuckle when it lands near where I wanted BEHOLD! Kash Bender

He tried to access the codes. Move that minute hand. The number of adults stopping this child from killing us all are disappearing quickly www.mirror.co.uk/news/us-news...

As a civilian it grinds my gears that Trump salutes as if he served. I cannot imagine how it feels for our servicemen and women and theys who actually put their lives in limbo for our democracy.

When you see me smiling remember this. I've become very good at it

Mandatory national service? You and your kids first. I'll fight to the pain anyone who tries to force my son to die for this dying experiment. #SendBarron

Does anyone know if alternate closing of the Strait of Hormuz is in effect today? Temps just dipped and we bmight get snow, I don't want to have to move my car or deal with nuclear fallout

Every day I see another example of Israeli terrorism of Palestinian CHILDREN. Not adults. Not military. Children going to school. @senatedemocrats.bsky.social must oppose any and all support of the terror state of Israel. If this is what Zionism is then it needs to die along with Nazism. No more

On the right is someone NFL doctors say is 6’3, 230 lbs with 5% body fat On the left is someone White House doctors say is 6’3, 224 lbs with 4.8% body fat If the White House is THAT dishonest about something so clear, why should we believe anything they say about anything?

$7.00 for a half lb of deli ham? Are you fucking high!?! Get Trump and his fuckwits out of our government. No real person can afford to live like this

This invisibility power is surprising. It kinda sucks. Nobody will see this so it's pointless to ask if anyone else feels this way

51 and feel like I'm about to have to start over again with my career. Nobody is going to hire me for a living wage with vacation and sick time commensurate with my age and time working. The American Dream is dead. A waking nightmare of no hope and despair at what the future holds for my son

Corporate America. Where you're hired with a week off of sick time and three weeks PTO, but you can't use it because you have to accrue it and if you are sick and have to be out that fine doesn't count towards accrual. I'm tired, boss

@governor.ny.gov we see your campaign contributions. We know why you won't give the richest people an opportunity to contribute their fair share of the tax revenue this state needs to maintain the infrastructure these wealthy people use to earn their hoarded treasures. We can vote for someone else

Kids Incorporated put out a quality 80s one hit wonder for a fake TV show band

Umm, Stephen Miller "missing" is a very bad sign. That means he's somewhere plotting and directing the Reich from the shadows. Vampires and ghouls do their best work in the dark. He's the dangerous one. We will all be in camps before the end of his presidency

Having been raised Catholic, I'm qualified to say that Donnie has no idea what literal holy hell he's unleashing on himself. You don't fuck with the Pope. He will lose entire communities once the news finally gets to them. This is going to be glorious

We are all domestic terrorists according to the new FBI directive Hey Kash. Come get me. I haven't punched a Nazi in a while

Gave my parents an easy off ramp from the cult. Lobbed a meatball over the plate with a video reporting about the forced registration for the draft. It will directly affect their grandchildren. Then I asked if they still support this. The non answer of wanting me in their life said it all. I'm done

The skies may cry But I'll be holding on, holding on The skies may cry Now the race is run All the chaos and all the wars When all is said and done I couldn't ask for more Beautiful song about Ozzy by Zach Wylde & BLS 🤘🏼😔

Who else thinks they'll name the bomber that drops it on Iran the "Enola Straight"?

Polymarket no longer has odds on whether Shitler will nuke Iran. They are still garbage people

Damn. Cult of Personality hits different these days #LivingColor #CultofPersonality

Taco Tuesday going to hit differently if it becomes Kotlet Tuesday and he doesn't TACO. God, are you there? It's me, in the blue flight jacket. Are you hearing my prayers? We need a little help with this one. He's got tactical nukes

Dear Canada, Sorry folks, America's closed. The moose out front should've told you. PS- if you have any lone wolf types with a terminal illness that would like to take a ride to Florida we'd be eternally grateful. There's work to do

Y'all seen these flat earth, speaking in tongues, rapture nuts videos on TikTok that I watch on YouTube channels for the commentary? No wonder we are so fucked. These people vote. Shit, a good portion of smart people still think Jesus came back from the dead. I'm tired, boss

Did Jesus see his shadow? Need some of that sunshine

I get it now, Steve. I too yearn for the MINES

Paste the punchline to your favorite Easter or Passover joke, copy and quote "Peter...I can see your house from here"

Want to know how we got here? Christians teach their followers that today, not today's date, Good Friday, whenever that is supposed to be that year, a man was murdered then a few days later came back to life so that you'll be ok with working your life away. Why? Because of heavenly vacancies. FML

FDT

Something Very Bad Is Going to Happen Go. Watch it. Now. So good

Billy Corgan doomed GenX when he wrote that album title. It's been my life for most of it; melancholy, and the infinite sadness